Explicit 39: Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx
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39: Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx

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A Scotsman, a Bulgarian and a Brazilian discuss monkey business.

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I don't know, naughty funk version of the hokey pokey.

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That's a great sentence.

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Hello and welcome to We Can't Rewind We've Gone Too Far,

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your favorite semi-regular podcast about music videos.

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And today we are joined by our favorite semi-regular guest, Anna.

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Tell us, Anna, where is your head up?

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Hello, it's first is lovely to be back.

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It's been a while. And yeah, my head, that's a very good question. I'm not truly sure. I've

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been to some pretty cool and intense costume parties. And so I feel like I'm in a bit of a

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realm of between reality and dreams. And besides, my aunt always told me that she never knew where

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my head was, but that my feet are firmly on the ground. At least your head's not in a monkey.

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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It might be.

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Or a dog.

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So now let's talk about Where Is Your Head At by Basement Jax,

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which was a request or suggestion by an actual listener.

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So hello, Chris.

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Thank you very much for your absolutely banging suggestions.

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People are listening.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, I know.

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Finally, some confirmation.

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Thank you, Chris.

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Where's your head at?

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Where's your head at?

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Where's your head at?

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Where's your head at?

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The video for Where's Your Head At?

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was directed by a tractor.

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Wait, no, I'm sorry.

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It was directed by Tractor,

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a group of filmmakers who directed a few music videos

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before turning their hand to commercials.

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The other music videos in question being

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the Yeah Yeah song by Flaming Lips,

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Push the Temple by Fat Boy Slim,

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Plug It In, also by Basement Jax,

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and the very not safe for work

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Baby's Got a Temper by The Prodigy.

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The music video itself shot in Prague and stars Damien Samuels as "The Man" who has received a call from a scientist who claims to have "the latest thing in pop music".

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How mysterious. Let's talk about that.

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Uh, right. Open floor for everyone.

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Uh, that music video I forgot existed.

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Uh, and it awoke some absolute nightmares.

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Very good music, really good to bounce around, but the visuals were definitely striking.

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I really liked how they went from the puppetry to the CGI.

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I think that was a very good transition.

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But yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know if that is the latest thing in pop music.

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It sounds like things got a bit out of hand.

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But the CGI is genuinely very good for something done in...

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97, 98?

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Oh no, it's good for the time, but you know, it inhabits that uncanny valley kind of scenario that it was just like spooked out.

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shot in Prague. It's a guy who is a music producer, insert of some description probably,

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who has received a call from a scientist who claims to have the latest thing in pop music.

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There is an interview which goes weird where the scientist produces a band, we think, made of

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monkeys. Then things get out of hand and a whole underground kind of hostel movie by science

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research factory for

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monkeys and humans

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and shenanigans ensue.

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The guy is sort of established as a dick

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straight away when he's

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on the phone in the taxi. You call him Prague

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the armpit of nowhere. I think that's a bit unfair to Prague

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frankly. Some really good music videos

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done in Prague.

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He's kind of established as a music

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industry dickhead is what I got from it.

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Of which there are a few I've heard.

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Not based in real life.

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Are you sure? The effects

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are pretty impressive for the time it's like you can kind of see that the human face is sort of

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jotting out with the monkey face oh yeah it's giving like animorphs i quite like that the idea

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of like the monkey's situation yeah i was like especially captivated by the little puppet monkey

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at the start and then change because it was good it gave me some nsync kind of puppetry but then

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you know the arrival to the lab and then be him being like involved in the whole trial thing and

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then also gave me all the vibes of you know animal studies in the 50s people trying to i don't know

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talk with dolphins and that kind of shit the kind of research that we would now they see as as very

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unethical but that it was going on and it was a bit terrifying to be honest to think about that

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But I'm glad, in a way, I'm glad that the monkeys had a bit of a rage going on there.

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I feel like I did have a bit of a flashback towards 28 days later, but probably because

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I watched it last week.

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So I was just like, oh my God, is that how it started?

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Are monkey bands the future?

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And the follow-up question, are monkeys the optimal animal to have a band?

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And a follow-up question.

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What would be the most optimal or the most perfect animal to have in a band?

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Should you have the option?

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You know, apparently there is a death metal band that the vocalist is a parrot.

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Don't quote me on that.

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I will double check my information, but apparently, yes.

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When you say a parrot, do you mean the actual bird or someone dressed as one?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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An actual parrot.

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Yeah, metal band, parrot lead singer.

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Yeah, the name of the band is Heatbeak.

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Sure.

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Yeah, American death band featuring Waldo, a gray parrot.

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So yeah, Heatbeak is the name of it.

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So I mean, I don't know about many other bands.

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Yeah, I mean, again, 50s trials, I know that they were trying to teach dolphins to speak English,

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giving a lot of drugs to a lot of species.

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So I don't know who could be the best one, but I feel like monkeys can be quite dexterous.

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I can kind of see a monkey playing a xylophone.

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Xylophone.

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You know.

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Fair enough.

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Specifically a xylophone.

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Like maybe a drum kit as well.

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I feel like it had further like motor skills.

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I don't think like a violin might be a little bit difficult.

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Like not that it would be impossible, but I think it would take a long time to train a monkey to play a violin.

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While training a monkey to play a xylophone, I feel that's pretty damn doable.

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But what do I know?

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I don't work with...

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I mean, I do work with animals, but not in that capacity.

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Have you tried, though?

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I have tried getting my cats to meow at the right time after playing a chord on the guitar.

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It does not work.

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Yes, but your cats are a demon sponsor.

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Well, at least one of them.

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Oh, little Pip.

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Maybe cats, actually, for a band.

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There is the cat piano.

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Oh, yeah.

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of the cat piano so it would be like you know i'd be like the monkeys in theory they are only in

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control when they're being like puppeteered the cats if you just let them lose they'll run away

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from the cat piano i don't think they'll decide to stay and chill and meow with paint if we ignore

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whether they're physically capable of doing it because i feel like if we ignore that then it

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depends on genre like i think capybaras would be great at kind of like shoegazy sort of uh sort of

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stoner rock explain just because you know if you like copy bars just because they're always just

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kind of hanging out there they're not very fazed by anything i think i could imagine a capybara

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doing some sort of improv shoegaze stuff you know do you know what i like this uh new question

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let's rate animals as per genre so shoegaze stoner rock capybara heavy metal parrots apparently we

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literally have one yeah so that yeah that's sorted i think i think capyvirus would be reggae to be

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honest they'd just be there chilling with like i don't know with little birds picking on them and

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they're just like what would be what would be techno what animal is hyperactive enough for techno

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bears and cocaine there's some birds that are just like in spring are just like really like

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screaming fuck me so yeah seagulls oh seagulls oh seagulls oh they totally have that vibe absolutely

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yeah oh yeah no seagulls 100 you just like techno techno seagulls you just you just have them like

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play everything and you do the drop and you're just waiting for the drop and instantly the drop

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is just the seagulls screaming i like it could be a type of bird for like samba because they do like

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the mating dance and stuff like that there's definitely a samba bird out there peacock peacock

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some peacocking some peacocking nice oh my god i went to a party and it was the straightest party i

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have ever been to in Berlin.

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Did they have those in Berlin?

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Well, apparently they do.

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I was not expecting it.

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And I went in and it was really funny because the beat from the DJ, it sounded like it was

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saying peacock because it was a peacock.

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And there was this one woman surrounded by three men in different stages of undress.

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It was like a wife beat that kind of thing.

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And then there was the other one without his shirt already and spinning the shirt around.

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And the other one was just like dancing with his hips, kind of like thrusting.

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And I was like, now that's peacocking.

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I felt like I was watching a nature documentary about like human intercourse and the cazolation

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habits.

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I don't know.

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Yes, I stopped dancing.

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I was just like watching those people.

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Did you have David Attenborough in your head narrating all of that?

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And now we see the female surrounded by potential mates.

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She has to make a choice.

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Who is it going to be?

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The one with all the shirts showing his endurance and athletics by spinning it in the air.

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This January sounds like the straightest part you've ever been to of anyone.

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It was hilarious.

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I stayed for the laughs in the anthropological study that was that place.

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When you put it like that, the distance between us and monkeys playing music doesn't sound so big.

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Maybe this video's onto something.

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There was a cage as well, and there was people dancing inside the cage,

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and it was very monkey-like because they were climbing on the cage and shaking the bars and screaming, but in happiness.

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Okay, going back to genres, punk.

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Punk. A betta fish.

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You're going to have to Google that.

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I've put pictures of all of these animals in the chapter art.

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if you look at your phone now you might be able to see it

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unfortunately Spotify does not support this yet

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but other podcast apps are available

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I'll leave some links in the show notes

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anyway, bye to the show

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How do beta fish, yeah

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beta fish?

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Like a beta fighting fish

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I have no qualms

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Confirmed it

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Can you see it?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

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I gave one to my brother when I was little

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as a present for his birthday

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and he called it Lars Frederiksen

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and that fish loved punk and he used to live right next to my brother's speakers and he would like put

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a rancid for him and he would just like be vibing it was hilarious like and i never seen such an

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expressive fish in my life not even better fish in general just that one specific fish well to me

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that specific one but it's like the whole beta vibe is fighting and then they become all big with

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the crest not saying the punks are inherently violent but i suppose if they do you know if they

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get a bit uh frisky the the whole thing just like shows up and they're like how to make them play

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i don't know maybe you could have like little buttons you know how an arduino situation we can

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engineer engineer our way around this problem yeah we can give him a mac uh and just imagine one of

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those like apple like i use my laptop to make music but with like it like you know a dog

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do you know how do you love that i'm not a mac user david why are you i know we're pretentious

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good you know you play oh so pretentious what would be heavy metal a crows a murder of crows

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i think we're stereotyping here don't i don't get the vibe of crows for heavy metal they're

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probably into classical music yeah maybe something like something like very emotional emotional rather

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classical music like Bach well like the or like because he plays a lot of organ and his music is

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very very like intimidating all I'm saying is I don't know this I do have a crow tattoo on me

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oh I love that you should befriend you should befriend crows at the park I do they'll bring you

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trinkets I like crows they're cool uh that's not to say I don't like heavy metal I like metal music

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what we have left

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we have

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2000 Indy

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so what is the

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crappiest animal

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that exists out there

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oh yeah

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I forgot you

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hated bird

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the most boring

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animal that exists

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what's the most boring

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animal

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are they boring

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worms

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apparently

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some people think

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it's the sunfish

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there's someone

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who wrote an entire

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rant on reddit

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about the sunfish

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being absolutely useless

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this is the second

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fish of google today

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that's a weird look

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yeah

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they're massive

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but they have

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very very tiny fins

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so they can't

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they wreck themselves or swim very fast.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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So they're just like this buoyant giant and they eat jellyfish.

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But the thing is, not many other animals eat them

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because since their diet consists of jellyfish,

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they're not very nutritious.

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So they're just left alone to roam until they become gigantic.

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Sounds perfect.

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Sounds absolutely perfect.

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Really.

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I've seen many arguments for saying that the most boring animal is the sunfish.

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They're cool, though.

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I think they're really cool.

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I mean, there are people who like 2000 indie music and that's also fine.

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But that's perfect because like if you leave them alone,

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they either become massive and all-encompassing and like Coldplay

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or they just fizzle out like...

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Like that one-hit-wonder kind of style of thing.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I'm terrible with band names.

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Kaiser cheese.

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You can see I'm good with fish names.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Random fish.

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I also know a lot about sea slugs, but when it comes to windy band names, I don't know.

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What genre is a sea slug?

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Oh, it depends.

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They vary so much.

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Like, honestly, they are absolutely amazing.

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So I feel like a sea slug would encompass the entirety of the, like, Latin American songs.

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The entirety, all of it.

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Because there is one for everyone.

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Don't let the walls carry on you

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We can't live all the world without you

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Don't let the walls carry on you

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You get what you give, that much is true

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Don't let the walls carry on you

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You turn the world away from you

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Keeping on the nature documentary bent,

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do you think that the bands who have the urge to trash the stage

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Does that come from when we were monkeys and we just wanted to fuck everything up?

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Is it like an animal instinct to trash a stage?

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I think it's almost like a response of when you're like really pumped, you know, like,

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like when you do something and you're like really pumped, mixed with like cute aggression,

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you know, when you see such a cute animal, you want to squish it.

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So I feel like it's a mixture of feeling the love of the crowd and that there is a cute

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aggression in a certain way of like you know like even if thrashing everything around is a good way

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to go i do feel like it's a very expensive habit i can't remember which band it was but um there was

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one band where they would trash everything and then all the techs would run on and try and fix

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everything like glue the guitars back together and yeah yeah i don't know like if it was like the last

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show or maybe it's a goodbye show of a band and your guitar is already kind of falling to pieces

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I think it might be a nice way to say goodbye and then maybe like toss the pieces to the crowd.

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I think that might be a good, a good farewell show.

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This sounds like an incredibly healthy safety risk of destroying like timber shards into people that are going to lodge into their eyes.

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Yeah, I don't think it happens anymore, really.

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We have like laser beams that could blind people in clubs and nobody cares about, I don't know, them bouncing off mirrors.

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They should, but they don't.

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So who knows if they would care about a shard of metal or a splinter because of the woods.

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But I don't know.

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Who knows?

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But I think it would be a good way to go.

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I mean, it's in a band.

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A band.

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A good way to finish the lifespan of a band.

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So it's not your like...

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I'm actually secretly dreaming of going to the final gig of a band.

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They're going to trash their music instruments.

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They're going to...

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This is how I'm just going to go.

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This will be my end.

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I'm happy.

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I think a lot about what I'm going to be when I reincarnate, but I don't know.

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Like how I'm going to go is an enigma.

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If a reincarnation exists and if I can choose, I have my mind settled on what's going to be.

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So I've got grand plans for the future.

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Is it the betta fish?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I'm going to be a sea slug.

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One of those like really cool, colorful ones.

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Nice, nice.

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No borders, just going to hang out in tight pools and chill.

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Be great and look awesome.

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And eat some jellyfish.

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So they eat the jellyfish and they pass the stings to their bodies.

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So if any animal tries to eat you, you sing them as if you were a jellyfish.

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Just really cool.

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So I want to be one of those and be just like left alone from being eaten and just chat with

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the other creatures.

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Anyway, those are my plans for the future.

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So David, what do you want to reincarnate as in your next life?

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Possibly a capybara.

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I feel like they just have the ultimate sort of social way of dealing with stuff

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where they just walk up to any animal and they're like,

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and none of the animals seem to give a fuck about them being there.

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So I'm just like...

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Capybaras are really cool.

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Like I grew up with a lot of capybaras around me because, you know, Brazil.

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They're from Brazil.

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So yeah, but they're pals.

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But sometimes what happens is like they invade people's houses and they go through their trash and they disappear.

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And because of the like the rush of popularity, Capybara suddenly got like the maintenance of like population control and all of those things.

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A lot of people are trying to get them as pets.

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And yeah, it's becoming a little bit of a problem as far as I'm aware.

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But, you know, I love a Capybara.

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They're one of my favorites.

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The best rodents.

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Are they actually as chill as the internet makes them out to be?

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Or is that a myth?

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No, they are as chill as that.

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They really are as chill.

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There is this nature reserve where the main protected species there are alligators and

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capybaras.

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And they're just chilling one next to the other.

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And usually there's a little bird poking at the capybara, eating the little fleas that

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they have.

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But they stink.

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No.

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They are wild animals.

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They reek.

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I would not have one in my home.

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But I love passing by and saying hi to them.

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They're cute.

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What do you want to reincarnate as Nelly?

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I'm curious now.

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A cat?

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No, no, no.

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I really like asking those questions, but then not having answers to them.

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Monkey musician?

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No, because then that would require me to have some musical talent.

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And I don't.

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I don't know.

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I genuinely think Kroos is pretty fucking cool.

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Flying would be cool.

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Yeah, you could do that.

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Don't eat me, please.

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I'm going to be a smushy thing.

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I'm going to be smushy.

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Don't eat me.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm not going to.

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I'll be in the opposite side of the world probably.

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Or I can become a seagull and just annoy the living shit out of everyone and still be a

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protected species.

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Which seagulls are in the UK.

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Yeah, you would eat a lot of chips.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I'll just be stealing people's pizzas and unattended food.

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And I'll be like, fuck you.

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Last time I was in the fringe festival, I went to get myself a crab and I gave like two bites

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onto the crab and the seagull came out of nowhere and just took it away.

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I was so angry.

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It was a crap situation.

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In a way.

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But yes, I was very upset about my crap.

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That was reincarnated in LA,

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if you presume that time isn't linear.

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That was just future reincarnated in LA,

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stealing your crap.

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Yes, thanks to letting me know I shall haunt you

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next time you go to the fringe.

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So, anything else to say about this video?

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Sorry, what's missing video?

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I'm enjoying the wandering path.

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This is taken, I think it's perfect, but just

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I feel like we're actually obligated to actually talk

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about the video. Would monkey bands

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be a good way to reduce ticket prices?

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No, because people

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have to pay more because they

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have to be kept and taken care

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of and vets and

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all that. I was just wondering, what... Next question.

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I just thought one there. What

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is the business plan here? Monkeys are

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cheaper. Are they cheaper? Surely you have

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vet bills to pay and all that stuff. Like

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musicians, you can just kind of let

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them get on with it. They usually stumble

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I've been listening a lot about cults and I was listening about like the children of God which

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don't listen about that it's awful yeah uh strong do not recommend uh but I would imagine uh you

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know if we're talking about the music industry and the way it currently stands and how shit people can

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be I think it would be like monkeys in a compound being forced to perform uh so I think that would

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be cheaper um because yeah they would just be there almost like circuses factory farming for

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musicians you just keep keep keep them monkeys going through isn't that's what's happening at

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the moment anyway or has been happening for a while oh well they're getting replaced by robots now so

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it's fine well no all the other music musicians like all the literal music factories in the like

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the 90s that was chilling it churning out all the big boy bands and like girl bands they were just

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literally created oh god yeah like factory cookie cookie cutter that's the objective of the the

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monkey the monkeys to accelerate manufacturing bands there's a quote from a website that i can't

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remember the video contains the dig at the smugness of the dance music industry when a performing monkey

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band with human faces become the future of music i mean i see that i did i did get that from the video

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So I'm glad that they gave me the message.

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Cool. Okay. We reviewed the video.

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The puppetry at the start, I really, really liked it.

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I think really passed on the message.

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the whole idea of like, you know, the way the criticism to the music industry. So I really,

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really liked that. And I liked the transition and like how at the start, the producer was just like,

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what the fuck is this? It's like some puppets and the piano, the fuck's going on. And then

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it's suddenly taken to the lab where they see, it feels almost like going from a very shitty

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prototype to a semi-finalized product. And I just like the idea of how the two of them sit next to

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each other. Because quite often, when I have to try and give people an idea of what I'm thinking

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for doing as like in a creative areas, like graphic design, and sometimes the first draft

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to try to explain the situation is absolutely shit. But then, you know, when everything comes

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together, it works. It looks really good. So I like that. But I also especially like that it

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ended with chaos ensuing, which to me is the only good solution for the situation that those

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monkeys were in and thinking about the industry music the way it is. So I feel like it was a very

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well-rounded story, to be honest. I miss videos like this that have a lot of money, a lot of

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creativity in the creative process. It's a nightmare for you all through and through. The CGI, as we

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already mentioned it's it's great for its time but also it utilizes the limitations that it had in a

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very good way and i think it knew it had limitations he knew how to use them in a very very very effective

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creepy way which i guess was the reason and also they allowed to show this in like daytime tvs the

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90s were a fucking trip yo it does have that kind of 90s edginess that you get so much give me kind of

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jurassic park vibes they were too concerned about whether they could they should they'd never stopped

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and ask if they should or whatever the fuck was life finds a way the music industry finds a way

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to make itself worse and worse and worse this is an alternate timeline where instead of it all

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musicians getting replaced by ai they got replaced by monkeys honestly i think i would have preferred

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this timeline actually to be honest but it's a good video it's a classic it really is i had never

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seen it before and i've heard the song so many times before as well so it's just it's funny sometimes

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to just watch the things like,

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oh my God, what's going on?

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Which I find is often what happens

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when they listen to your podcast

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and then they go like,

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wow, this is just a lot.

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