36: Beastie Boys - Body Movin'

I have to put like a fucking trigger warning at the start of this episode.

It's just been constant talk about arses going through heads and decapitations and...

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Hi everyone. Today we're still stuck in the 90s but we're taking a very groovy

rocking detour. Today we're sweet like an ice bonbon. We're fine like wine.

We have the master plan and we move our bodies to Body Moving by Beastie Boys.

Correct.

With the master plan

I said who my mind think of me

I'm with the press, the mic, the script

Who got the crew, the crew, the crew

The crew I am

Where have you been

Got like sardines in the tin

Take off your shoes and put on your swim pants

Cause when it comes to cars I'm known to swim

Body Moving was released in 1998 as the second single of Hello Nasty,

the fifth studio album by Beastie Boys. The song did relatively okay at the charts reaching number

15 in the UK singles chart. The video was directed by MCA aka Nathaniel Hornblower aka Adam Yoke,

a founding member of the band himself who sadly passed away in 2012 from cancer.

He also directed a large number of music videos for the band including Pass the Mic,

So What You Want, Intergalactic, Triple Trouble and Make Some Noise but not Sabotage.

That was notoriously directed by Spike Jones and its history is a whole nother well story.

I don't know the history of the Spike Jones one so maybe that's a future episode.

Anyway back to Body Moving, the music video parodies incorporate scenes from

the 1968 Italian action film Danger, Diabolic. It was released in two versions,

censored and uncensored, with the censored version replacing machine gun fire with a laser gun

and omitting a comedic but bloody decapitation. Nell, you have a note here?

No, I don't know if it's a joke because that's the only video,

the only version I've ever seen and you know there was a censored version of it.

It's the part where we're reminded that Nelly is Bulgarian. We didn't have decapitation,

we just had Euro Trash. I know what Euro Trash is!

Oh okay, you probably have. Did you have that?

I think that was your point, I think we got clues in the title there.

We were all Euro Trash.

Okay so gentlemen, it is a good video and it's a good day to discuss good videos,

for once. Good day to be alive.

So the video is from 98. The previous video we discussed was from 99 I think, or thereabouts.

First thoughts?

I think this was just during the period of my life where I just watched MTV all the time.

So it was just kind of on in the background. So I hadn't thought about it in years until

you sent it and immediately it just all came flooding back to me.

So yeah, I guess what was for me when I heard it used in Star Trek and then I sort of found

the video through that. I couldn't really remember like seeing it before, so I don't

think I actually watched the full video back when I sort of, you know, discovered the song. But

getting to watch it properly, actually I really appreciate it now because it is actually a total

banger. Like both the song and the video, it's just a treat.

I didn't know, like it was relatively recent, like it was the last year or so, when I

someone mentioned the danger Diabolik, but they never really made the connection that

was an existing property and that was actually them basically remaking/parodying that movie

or show or whatever it was. It makes so much sense. It makes absolutely perfect sense

because it's like, it feels so Italian, it's vibe and it's style. It's cheesy, but it's very elegant.

It's cheesiness and campiness. We should probably discuss what the video is because there might be,

there's a chance, I don't know.

It kind of starts off like a heist. There's a guy, uh, kind of, he's got the suction cups

and he's going up, scaling a tower or no scaling a castle, which I don't know how that would

actually work with suction cups, but I'm not going to look into it too closely.

Oh see, the problem would have been, had it been the real castle made of stone and

masonry or whatever, and that's clearly Stariform.

Yeah. Most castles don't shake as you're climbing up them. I don't think.

Yeah.

So this hooded man scales a castle and breaks into like the chambers of the guy who owns the

castle and plants a bomb. He sneaks in, right? This is where it gets a bit patchy. He sneaks in

like a ninja and rather than pick the lock, he decides to just C4 the safe, just blow that shit

off the wall while the bloke's in the room. So I mean, that's going to wake you up.

But why? Okay.

My first sort of, it's not really an issue with it, but you know, we've all got woken up by a

phone call before, right? And do you remember what you sound like during that call? You've no idea

what's happening because you've just been woken up. This fellow wakes up to the sound of that

explosion and immediately start to fight.

He's obviously highly trained because he's keeping his, what is it? It's a recipe for

teenage kitchen fondue. There's a little card in the safe with a recipe, which seems to be

the sort of MacGuffin of the whole thing is them fighting over this recipe. So he's also really

highly trained and sort of fighting to protect this sacred fondue recipe. And I'd also just

noticed he's wearing fluffy bunny slippers as well, which is pretty.

Which they did show quite prominently. Before we actually move on, like speaking of the fondue,

has anyone ever had fondue?

Yeah. I've never had teenage kitchen fondue.

I've had like real fondue in Switzerland. Let me tell you, they put alcohol in this.

Yeah. They, they, they put wine usually I think to cut the cheese, to kind of to

make the consistency. Fuck me. I got drunk that night.

Yuck.

It is good, but there's a reason why you can't have too much of it because it's both cheese

and alcohol. And you usually also drink on top of it. It's very much, um, it's a winter meal.

You don't have it in summer because you can't die.

I'm very happy to know that I can get drunk off cheese.

Well, you need to check the recipe of how to do it properly, obviously,

not just like dump a bottle of fucking Lombrino or whatever.

I think I've only had

Fast cheese, eh Dave?

Someone's probably tried that. I think I've only ever had just sort of rip off fondue,

which, uh, you know, probably isn't, it doesn't give you quite the same experience.

I actually thought I didn't never clog the tight, the fondue thing. I thought it was just

tomato sauce.

Yeah. It looked like high end stuff on the tin.

It doesn't look like tomato sauce, eh Dave?

It probably is that to be honest. Like IRL, I mean, what do you use?

But yeah, so he sort of fights the guy, don't have names for any of these people,

but like the main bad guy has a guard who was asleep at the security camera.

Also, this is one thing about this. So I'm bugging a sidetrack. This, um, music video,

it seems to be jumping through time quite a lot because then like he's having a sword fight in

the ancient castle, but he's also got a security camera and security guard comes in just in time

to see the main bad guy gets head chopped off. Uh, and then our hero jumps out the window with

the fondue.

Yeah, they confused me. I did. Did you get confused by that Nelly? Cause it felt like,

Oh, this is must be like olden days or in a castle. Obviously this.

I immediately knew what was happening. Like I knew there was a security camera. I knew all that. So

I don't have the luxury of having seen it for the first time. I know the video by heart. I really do.

They don't necessarily have to be back in time. Maybe they just like dressing like that.

Maybe they're just going to cosplay. I always read it as these guys, he's just so extravagant

that he's security addressed as old time security. It's probably like it's when you're eight,

like on nine, when you're like, wait, when you watch the video for the first time,

probably makes more sense to you because you don't question this. You're like,

just roll with it. It's fine. Everything's fine.

The guy then gets catapulted out the castle. And that's how we transitioned to potentially

modern day him looking more like James Bond now or something similar driving a car. And there's

a car chasing there in the helicopter and they're shooting them and he goes off of a cliff.

It's slightly more comic than that. Slightly more.

I'm not, I'm not doing it justice, but then we transitioned to them on a plane and another sort

of James Bond thing where the guy, the bad guy now looks like a James Bond bad guy. And then they

jump out the plane and they have a fight in the air.

Yeah. Plane blows up and then he just, they end up, goes to his cave. Simple as that.

Fairly straightforward, easy to follow linear story.

Yeah. It's absolutely no issues, no problems with physics. Everything is nice and done.

Everything makes perfect sense.

So rewind, let's rewind back to the star. Let's go back to that

lovely Polestarian castle. So yeah, so let's do like, what do you, what do you want to talk

about here? Cause a lot, a lot happens. A lot happens.

I mean, the first thing that you see is like, it's literally like the suction cups thingies.

I don't understand suction cups. Are they realistic in any way, shape or form? Is anything

realistic in any way, shape or form?

Yeah, those are actually, so I've, I know this cause I've bought a pair before.

Because you're a spy.

Cause I'm a spy, but no, those are used for lifting glass. So.

Oh yeah, of course they are.

Yeah, they wouldn't, they wouldn't hold body weight. I mean, well they would hold glass,

but you know, you would need like a couple of them. You wouldn't want to scale a building

with them, let's put it that way. Or a castle.

You'd also need a smooth surface for that to work. I don't think a castle is a good idea.

Oh yeah, you need, you need glass.

So you could, you could probably try a skyscraper, but you know,

you get halfway up and probably regret your decision.

So much happening. Like, the first thing you see the suction cups and that suspiciously flat

looking stone facade. Next thing you see is this guy who is like our protagonist, presumably,

in a white costume, full bodysuit and balaclava. And it kind of begs the question of,

is it middle of the night, mate? Why are you wearing bright white?

Sometimes fashion trumps practicality.

Practicality.

Practicality.

Judging by the fact that he C4s the safe, like Neil was saying, he's definitely more

stale over substance. He's like, I'm going to do this in the most badass way. I don't

care if it's the most inefficient way.

It works because he does it. But then we see a room that is very, like, as you guys said,

kind of has an old timey feeling to it. A four poster bed with like, kind of piece and all this

nonsense. And the guy who sleeps snuggled up his nightcap. Imagine kind of like a floppy hat with

a fluffy ball at the bottom.

Imagine Ebenezer Scrooge was wearing something like that.

Yeah, kind of this. Do you think that's an appropriate, a comfortable way to sleep?

A bit restrictive of you asking me.

For me, no. I find anyone who chooses to wear anything while they're sleeping insane. Why

would you turn down the opportunity to be naked? I don't get it.

Oh, I put the question a different way. The thing is the most efficient way to sleep,

something to sleep in. If you are probably presuming you're going to get someone trying

to heist through your bedroom.

No, probably not. Although, where did the sword come from? Did he have like a little

sword holster in his jammies?

Uh, no, there was two swords on the wall. Was there?

Oh, I must have missed that.

I think there was one sword on the wall. Maybe there was another sword with a, because there

was a, um.

Oh, there was a nightgown.

A survival.

Mannequin night thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where one came from. But yeah, his sword is a

bit of a mystery.

Maybe he sleeps with a-

Yeah, it must be.

Who doesn't?

It must be like the old, sleep with a gun under your pillow, but he sleeps with a fucking

sword because he's that badass.

Yeah, maybe that's why he's wearing the hat, because that's kind of protecting his head.

Probably like a cave larmade or something.

I'm just picturing him, bollock naked, fighting this ninja now. I think that'd be terrifying.

So yeah, I think you're right, Dio. I think, yeah, sleep in the neck and then, then whenever,

you know, you do get attacked and assaulted, you can probably scare them off pretty quickly.

But the question is, do you keep the hat and the fluffy, fluffy rabbit, uh, things on?

Oh, maybe that, that is terrifying.

Just fucking fully naked and in a hat.

So he didn't actually sleep with the slippers on, like they were beside the bed. So

he put them on whilst getting a sword and turning on the lamp. It's pretty impressive.

Yeah, it's fine. You just sleep out of bed, slippers are there, grabbing the swords, turn on

light.

Maybe this happens all the time too. Maybe it's just that, that sort after the fondue,

because he's just like, oh, another one, put my slippers on, get my sword.

Third time this week.

His version of, um, enemy of the week of the episode.

In terms of sword fighting, the white suit that he's got on, is that practical for sword

fighting?

You've got to wear whatever you have lying around, I guess.

Probably more practical than your jammies. So, but they, um, they sort of do a dance and fight

in a really, in a way that's a bit of a parody. They dance around, he gets up on his big trunk

at the end of his bed, jumps. Quite, quite funny actually. And rather than just go straight for

the gut, let's swipe the ankles and miss. Oh yeah, he does all this while wearing a monocle,

which he sleeps with. But yeah, then this, then Baldrick comes in and, and sort of, I

guess startles the fight. And then what happens next?

The guy gets panicked.

They kind of all look around in shock. I'm just watching now, he's looking in shock and then

a hilarious, like fucking clearly dummy head just goes flying, sort of in semi slow motion

across the screen.

Just goes yeet.

The uncensored version, which is what we were watching, it cuts back to the guy standing there

with his hands up going, ah, blood shooting everywhere. And it's pretty, pretty good.

This video is the sole reason for me thinking for way too long. This is what happens when you have

a limb chopped off. They just start spouting out.

Does it not?

No, like there is a media splash, but I don't think it like keeps pumping out.

It doesn't do like Kill Bill.

I don't think so. Like, cause it depends on the part and it's really as soon as the heart stops.

I don't know.

We need someone who understands biology, which we don't have anyone.

Well, we do have a scientist on call.

We have a scientist on call. He's not prepared about that. He's more prepared about the physics

section of it.

We've already, we've, we've, we've kind of overstretched Scott on this one. Too much science

happening at once.

Okay. He's getting overstretched.

I need to talk between us.

As Nellie talks to Dr. Scott.

But yeah, so I guess Dave, would you, would you, would you survive decapitation with only a scar?

Um, I'd like to think so. Yeah. Yeah. Cause if this guy can do it, I don't see why I can't,

you know, cause he, he literally, he comes back in like seconds later, like maybe less

than a minute later, he comes back into the film with like a neck brace.

Yeah. It's like he's, he's sprained his neck, but he was, he was fully decapitated.

Don't they say whenever you like you lose a thumb or a finger, so long as you like put

on ice and sew it back on really quickly, you can be okay. So do you think, you think if you just

sewed your head back on, it'd be fine?

I mean, I guess if you did it straight away, I guess you might be in a bit of a coma.

Nellie would, um, if you were to get decapitated, your head was on ice for a little bit.

Uh, it was sewn back on within, I don't know, 20 seconds. Do you think you'd be all right?

Yeah, why not? We can try if you want. Basically like the five second rule, like as long as,

as long as you pick it up from the ground quick enough, it's fine. I presume on theory,

it's probably like just on the very, very like high level theory might be possible,

but it will require, you know, being able to just everything from the spine,

nervous system, veins, everything within like seconds.

Let's, this is a bit too, um, a bit too violent. Let's, let's move on.

Once we have the decapitation and the blood is everywhere, I love the sort of little, um,

interaction between the, um, guard and the ninja. Like they're both like,

oh, oh, something's happened. This is, this isn't what I thought would happen.

Um, while the blood's just spewing out of the skull or sort of the neck, um, and then ninja

yeets it out. No, he runs, sorry, he doesn't yeet yet. He runs out the, out the door and legs it up

the stairs. Um, and he's, uh, he's chased by the security guard. And then, but, but in that,

in that time thing, he's back, he's alive. So I mean, the security guard's worth his weight in

gold. He managed to patch up his boss, stuck a neck brace on him and, but, but, you know,

but he still has the energy to run up the stairs with him. So, I mean, I don't know what he's done,

but I think, I think this is actually in the future. This is actually in the future. There's

some sort of nano robots involved here that have fixed his neck. They're there. They seem to be

fairly fast and looks with what type of blood they're in anyway. So it may as well be the future.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let's go on the basis that it's set in 2025. They've nailed down decapitation

fixings. Um, which will happen obviously in the next four months. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Yeah.

The NHS are finally funded enough to be able to, to, to, to, to do these sort of surgeries.

Actually, you know, they don't even have to do them. They just, your, your, your butler guard

just can administer it like a, like a CPR. What do you call it? Defibrillator. To be honest,

he's probably getting paid better than NHS doctors. So maybe that's, he's an ex NHS doctor.

He's went to the private sector of, uh, of henchmen. Dressing up henchmen. Yeah.

But what's really, really funny is that they're defeated by a locked door. So they've just

managed to fix the capitation, but yet the locked door just stops them in their tracks.

It's like science, movie science. This is where it gets a bit confusing again,

because why is there a catapult on the roof? This is part of their, their, their, their,

their very dedicated to that cosplay that they're doing where they're like, we are ye olde

manor lords or something. Personally, when I eventually buy my own castle, obviously

will happen soon. Yeah. I will have, I'll have trebuchets just across everywhere. That's fun.

You never know when you need to deliver a package to someone. Yeah. Maybe even a couple of cannons

just for, just for the shooting ghosts. Just to take care of the neighboring lords and ladies.

What's actually really fun about it, right? So, I mean, I'm going through it frame by frame.

You can see the ninja as he gets flung. I think his head connects with the actual trebuchet

catapult frame and then it cuts. So I think, I think actually the, whatever the dummy must've got

like flung upside down as its head connected with the frame. So they would have been decapitated too.

Can we please make a gif out of that moment? It's so funny just because a very quick cut to the,

the dummy just going. Can we do a gif on a podcast player? I might try and figure it out.

Just lots of chapter art in a row.

When our main character protagonist is running up the stairs,

then he's like holding onto the stairs and they're rattling quite badly.

And I was just thinking like, Oh, he needs to see someone about this. Cause that's just so

good. Oh, it's very long. Like the very important thing about handrails, they kind of have to be

stable for people to go up them. Like it's not, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with them.

They might be perfectly structurally safe, but we don't know because they rattle like fuck.

That's a loss of wind to happen that one.

Yeah. Always make sure that all your castles being totally surveyed before you purchase them.

Totally missed that. But yeah, I look back on it. It looks terrifying.

Once they're on the roof, yes. Our protagonist, antagonist, I guess gets catapulted. Do you think

you would survive the experience of a catapult?

Obviously. Depends where you land.

I mean, without a parachute.

If you land, it just kind of cuts to him in the car after that point.

He lands directly into the car. It's a, it's a convertible.

Does any of you remember the movie Robin Hood?

No, the worst one.

The actual Robin Hood?

Yeah. The one with Kevin Costner. Cause they have a scene where Kevin Costner and

Morgan Freeman get catapulted into the castle.

Oh God, they do. Yeah.

And they were funny. So I'm sure it's possible. That is a documentary.

All right. Let me just see the physics here. Right. So they put it outside the castle wall.

They just sit on it.

Yeah. And go, weee!

Oh, here we go. Just sit on it. Oh, oh, wow.

And then they land in hay. That's where the Assassin's Creed stole the, um,

well, as long as you land in hay, you're fine. So let's take the assumption that our,

for this video, our ninja landed in just hay. Cause it's a castle. There's probably.

Yeah. If I can find a clip of that, I'll put it in the show notes for listeners to admire.

I watched the movie last week. It was really bad, but it was very funny.

Anyway, our protagonist is in a moving vehicle, which we have, I don't understand cars,

but it looks like a very fancy sports car, kind of like sixties vibe.

Oh, it's a Jaguar E-type. That's what it is.

E-type. Wasn't E-type electric?

No, it was E-type before electric existed.

Is Jaguar Italian?

Made in Coventry of all places.

Obviously the most native area for Britain for Jaguars to exist.

This was probably chosen because the Aston Martin, they probably wanted like James Bond

style was too expensive. I might, I don't know. I might be wrong about this. This just

popped into my head. Maybe James Bond had like a license on using the Aston Martin as the cool spy

car. So you couldn't just use it in your spy movies.

I actually thought it was an Italian car because it would make sense. It's an Italian sports car.

You would think so. But no, it's a British, British sports car.

Yeah. Fair enough.

We used to make stuff.

We make podcasts nowadays. That's the same, isn't it?

Yes. This is a sports podcast.

Our podcast is a version of a 1960s Jaguar E-type.

Yes, it is peak performance. Zero to 60 in about half an hour.

Yeah. So anyway, he's driving his Jaguar E-type apparently. And there is a helicopter that turns

up. The helicopter being driven by the bodyguard guy and the beheaded guy. And he pulls out

whatever gun that has.

It looks like it's like a World War II machine gun.

Okay, sure. Let's go with that.

We're continuing to jump back and forward in time. Helicopter with World War II machine gun.

That's the only thing they had access to in the 60s because Italy was

not an ally. So they weren't allowed to have anything else.

Anyway, so they start shooting at him with a machine gun. Somehow, I don't know if that's

feasible or possible or if it works. But it works for them because they did hit the car.

They hit the car and the car goes off into very gracefully off a cliff and very, very

slowly falls into a lake.

This is where it kind of twinged with me. So if you watch the trailer for Danger Diabolic,

I think this is just footage from that film.

Probably is.

That's a good fucking point.

Yeah, because the trailer. Okay, well, the thing that's the takeaway is that if you watch

the trailer for Danger Diabolic, it's the exact same shot of the car going over the cliff.

So they've sort of blended the two, I guess.

Yeah, I don't know why they would use clips from the film, but I guess, you know, it's

probably cheaper to use that than get an actual car over a cliff.

Yeah, chucking a Jaguar in the water is not cheap.

But it goes from bad to worse. So, you know, he drives over the cliff and do you think

you would survive that again? You know, decapitation, catapulting, would you if going

off over the cliff?

You don't get decapitated.

Oh, no, I meant just in general. This is the violence so far.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I think in terms of surviving this, probably because the car

didn't fall very quick. So maybe if he had a good seatbelt.

He could have got out and swam out. He did have his window open, so he could have just

swam out.

Oh, could have jumped out. Yeah, just beforehand. Yeah. OK, well, let's go on that basis.

He did get captured though, so he has an amateur.

He did. OK, so he must have jumped out before he went over, then got captured and ended

up on the airplane.

Yes.

So the airplane with the trapdoor. I love that. OK, this is where the physics come in

in question. If he jumped out of a moving airplane, was, I don't know what the minimum

speed an airplane needs to be moving at to not obviously, you know, fall. But if you

jump out of something which is moving below, as soon as you go out, would you not just

go like like that? So you just like hit the underside of the plane?

Well, the physics are extra wonky because you see them fly past the window.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So they drop down, obviously, and then they're above the plane. So here

we go. OK, we have we have an actual physicist who's worked on the who's worked with the

Large Hadron Collider and has discovered many, many, many stars and planets around the solar

system with life.

So you need to speak into that.

Yes, it's a microphone, I don't know how they work.

I'll let Neil do the question here. You've got better grasp for this.

OK, I have. So we're going to ignore the other physics conundrums. But so jumping out of

an airplane, right, is what would be let's say it's a it's a normal commercial big 737

style plane that happened as a trap door. If you were to jump out of that, I'd say cruising

speed. So what's it like? 500 miles per hour?

Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah.

As soon as you exit the plane, would you not just hit the underside as you're pulled out?

I mean, you would you certainly would feel a lot of wind that would push you backwards

a bit because you're traveling at 500 miles an hour as well. Like you're you're when you

drop out of the plane, you're also traveling at that speed. But then you're just going

to be hitting some air. So you get some air resistance, some wind. So that will start

to push you back. Although if it's a trap door, there's nothing underneath the plane

for you to hit. And you're going to be falling as well as driving backwards. So there's no

way for you to hit the plane really realistically, because there's nothing like there's no landing

gear or anything down or anything like that. And you're going down and backwards a little

bit. You wouldn't hit anything. You'd be fine. Fine. As you've just jumped out of a plane like.

Yeah. You're now you're now cold because it's cold up there. There's no barely any

oxygen because you don't have a mask on. It would it hurt being hit by the wind at

that speed? I don't think it would hurt. I think you could probably get some. I mean,

you'd get some serious windshear going on. So like you'd it'd be like being out in a

super strong storm. Like it would probably, you know, pull at your skin a bit. Like I

don't think it would like rip you to pieces or anything like that, because it's quite thin air

up there as well, because there's less air pressure. So you're going fast, but there's

less air that you're actually hitting. So I think you'd actually in terms of that stuff,

I think you'd be fine. Depends on what kind of jump you're doing, like an army line jump,

where they're just like a bunch of dudes jumping out really, really quickly, like the airborne

troops and stuff. They're relatively low. They're not like cruising out to you. So at some height,

you need an oxygen mask and a bottle of oxygen because you won't be able to breathe.

There won't be enough density of oxygen in the air for you to actually breathe. And you could die

on as you fall. You would like suffocate. So there's a type of jump called a halo jump,

high altitude, low opening. This is like black ops teams. This is like, you know,

Navy SEALs, that kind of stuff where they do like a cruising altitude jump to so they can jump

outside of radar detection. So they have to wear a full mask with oxygen mask and stuff like that.

Will the white blood lava work as well?

No, not quite. No, the white blood lava is not going to do anything for you there. Just

keep your face nice and warm. But yeah, yeah. So like there are certain jumps you would do

from that height, but you need an oxygen mask because otherwise you're going to suffocate

before you hit the ground. Or like you might not suffocate, but you would become delirious

through low oxygen and forget to open your parachute. Were you asking something about

the landing nearly? Odd landing. Odd landing.

Odd landing. The guy when he lands on the ground and he's just like.

He's fine. He's fine.

He's just a bit tired, you know.

The total velocity for a human being is about 120 miles an hour. So that's what it would be like if

you hit the ground. You'd hit it about 120 miles an hour.

This, the guy in this video who doesn't have the parachute, he hits the ground

and just sort of just like, just sort of goes like, blop.

Yeah, he just jumped off a step.

I hadn't actually spotted that before.

Some people have survived with their parachutes like broken and not opening after jumps,

but it's usually because they like hit like multiple trees,

they've broken their bones and the bones have absorbed the impact and they haven't died.

But they usually have to like hit a tree or something like that, that will like kind of

like bend as well. And like if you just landed on ground, again, you're hitting that thing

120 miles an hour. Well, it was a forested area at some point.

So maybe he fell through multiple layers before he fell on the rock.

No, the thing that broke his fall were his, the legs going into his skull.

That's what would happen. Because your arse going through your face.

Is there anything else before I send him away?

Send the doctor away?

Thanks Scott. I think this has been the most violent episode we've had so far.

Yeah, I think we might have to put like a f***ing trigger warning at the start of this episode.

It's just been constant talk about arses going through heads and decapitations.

It's okay. So we've reached basically the end of the video. The guy who fell without a parachute,

arse didn't go through his skull. Our protagonist/main character, he goes and steals back

a recipe for fondue. I'll tell you what the f*** it was.

Teenage Kitchen Fondue.

Yes, that thing.

Everyone's favorite.

So then he drives again with,

somebody on the same car, which apparently survives and he managed to fish it out.

It's a different color.

It's a different car.

It's the same car, but it's a different color. He's had a backup all along.

Ah, apologies. He just has a whole selection of jaguars apparently.

A collection.

So we see him drive into the most 60s/early 70s looking interior you could ever imagine.

Which I also suspect might be from that diabolic now that Neil's making it.

I think it's safe to assume that anything that shows the actual car is probably from them.

Yeah, I think it must have been.

We see him drive the car into what we presume is his bat cave.

He drives around inside the cave itself, which well done mate.

There will be fumes inside his closed face.

Then he parks and he goes and next thing we see him in his apron making the f***ing fondue.

This whole thing has been about to get that fondue.

He has a single mushroom on a fork and he's like dipping it in.

Is that a mushroom?

I think it was a mushroom. Am I wrong?

But it was a meatball all his time.

That was a meatball.

What mushroom do you have in his colon Dave?

Oh yeah, it's totally a meatball.

Oh no, no, no, I see a wee stem.

You're a wee stem.

If you go to 5 minutes 21 there's a wee stemmy bit on it.

But it doesn't matter. Meatball and or mushroom.

Meatball and or mushroom. Maybe it's a vegan meatball recipe.

It's smouldering look to camera after he licks the fondue is priceless.

I appreciate that.

Just licking that fork in a very, very concerning, slightly sexual way.

It would explain why he was so desperate to get the recipe if that's how he feels about it.

So he would f*** that sauce.

It has been an absolute roller coaster of emotions.

Do you have any final points?

It's a zany 60s adventure and it's f***ing great.

This is one of the ones where I don't have a worst part of this film.

This video ever since pretty fantastic.

It's just a good old sort of spy romp.

I think my favorite point is when they jump out the plane, the bad guy and this guard guy.

Or the good guy maybe and the guard guy jump out the plane.

You see them falling down and then it cuts back to inside the plane and they're going like

horizontally across the windows outside.

And it's just such a disregard for physics.

I f***ing love it.

Unless the plane like dropped significantly in that time.

That makes no sense.

And I've also just bonus points to just the look on the main guy's face.

He looks like he's having just a great time this entire video.

And he probably was.

But it's actually the band in the video, isn't it?

Yes, yes, yes.

They look like they're having a good time.

Final points for me would be I like a video which is based after something.

So I haven't watched the film yet.

Danger Dad Bog.

But I think I'd like to try to source it and give it a watch just to see if it actually

just feels like a longer extension of this music video.

So I feel like I might be.

You could probably watch that film with this on the soundtrack, just on a lope.

That'll get a good vibe from it.

Probably one of the best so far.

Just because it's fun.

It's fun and it just doesn't take itself seriously.

Favourite bit was the chicken just flying through the plane.

Like it just it just gracefully entered from the trap door.

So that's another question.

It didn't get it didn't explode when I hit the plane.

Well, it did, but it exploded when it got inside the plane.

I just thought it was a bit a bit ridiculous.

Like slightly nudges the guy and he taps the circuit boards in the back and they just all

go electrical.

Speaking of health and safety issues.

That's a couple of loose wires there.

Yeah, it's a little bit a little bit dodgy.

And then I just dropped this one in as well because it reminded me that look at the end

when he tries the sauce.

I think I think it was I think it was a little bit like, oh, geez, this is awful.

Yeah, that's definitely not been swallowed.

It's in his mouth.

Yeah, no, no worse bits.

No worse bits.

Even even questioning the dodgy physics.

It's it's fun.

It's not nothing. Nothing was bad.

So I I love this video.

I love, love, love this video so much.

I love BC Boys to begin with.

I remember it when I first watched when I was eight and I loved it then and I love it now.

And I'll continue loving it.

10 out of 10.

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