19: Shapka na cvetni petna - Doni and Momchil

And I walk with a hat of colored spots.

Hello and welcome to We Can't Rewind, We've Gone Too Far, a podcast where a Scotsman, an

Irishman and a Bulgarian discuss the worst, silliest and weirdest as fuck music videos.

Hello, I'm Nele.

Hi, I'm David.

So today we're one man down.

Nioh has finally put on his big boy pants and gone away to do his big boy job.

It is okay though, because it's Bulgaria week.

And we have invited our second guest ever to help us figure out our first ever Bulgarian music video.

The absolute banger that is 1998's Donnie Muncio hit, Shabkanat Svetnyi Petna.

Everyone say hello to J-Lo.

Not your name.

Hello J-Lo.

Hello, I'm J-Lo.

Hi J-Lo.

Thank you very much for inviting me.

And I've not seen this video for a fucking long time.

So it almost feels like...

Because we were like eight when this video came out.

So it almost feels like just watching it for the first time.

That's good. It's fresh in all our memories then.

Did you remember watching it when you were a kid?

I remember it being there.

I don't necessarily remember how I reacted to it.

But I remember being a very soft Donnie Montil fan

because it's what you were when you were eight, I guess.

Yeah.

You know, they had some bangers.

The song is horrible nowadays, but we'll get to there.

I think it's really catchy.

I disagree.

Yeah, it's brain warm.

It's pretty bad.

It's definitely been going around my head a lot since I listened to it earlier.

Sorry.

Bulgaria has brought its Gone Too Farcast A game with this nightmare Dungeons & Dragons

situation we have found ourselves in.

The song and video got released in 1998 and good luck trying to find any more information

on it.

Who thought of this masterpiece?

Who directed it?

Who was the poor soul creating the CGI dragons?

Who was their dealer?

And does anyone still have his number?

Basically, we know fuck all

because there's no information anywhere.

Those are all the questions that I was asking myself

when I was watching this.

What the fuck was up with that CGI dragon?

I would not have thought that when I was eight

growing up in Bulgaria.

I probably would have thought,

whoa, this is cool.

Yeah.

The basic summary of the video is

our two main characters,

the aforementioned Donnie and Monchil,

either go to sleep and have some crazy shared dream

where they fight CGI dragons,

or we are watching them as part of an alien simulation

trying to lower our defenses.

That's the first time I read that.

That's weird.

There are also flying hats and lip-shaped UFOs.

This video has literally, and I mean literally, everything.

The night is so rich,

It does kind of look like someone's taken like a box of pre-made CGI models and just dumped them over a pre-existing video.

I don't know if you would have had that at that point though.

That's the thing.

It might all be original.

I don't know.

1998, that was like solid four years after Toy Story.

So you would expect that there's some already made.

It's a pretty advanced CGI, you know, from 1998 as well.

Like that alien.

I'm looking at it right now.

I mean, in 1998, this was pretty cutting edge shit, you know.

Fucking Jurassic Park came out in 93.

I'm pretty sure they had a slightly bigger budget then.

Yeah, but not by far.

Not by much.

Some random.

I'm pretty sure it would be a lot more.

Like, even the green screen quality is, like, weird.

Well, I don't know.

I'd imagine there wasn't many schools on CGI in Bulgaria at the time.

I'm sure they were trying their best.

Could have been much worse.

Like, much worse.

You remember that scene with the ship sinking?

That was really bad.

I think that's, like, the only one where I go, like, huh?

2 minute 20 in where it's just like there's like a ship singing and it looks like a child

druid basically. It does like look like MS Paint so. Compared to some of the other stuff that we've

watched which is just completely full of CGI it's not that much worse I wouldn't say it's just

completely random it seems but I wouldn't say it's it's horrifically worse than the likes of Black

Hole Sun and all that stuff maybe. I don't know Black Hole Sun had some idea behind it. Yeah it had a bit

more of a cohesive style but I'm just talking purely about the actual CGI itself not the

the video overall do you have any general theories about what's going on nelly uh well i genuinely

think that it's probably fever dream that the guys share but if someone actually came out to me and

said oh it's actually aliens doing tests on humans i would not i would i would totally see it like

yeah no it's there the signs were all there we do have the opening shot of the planets exploding and

then the two hats sort of fly down towards Earth and land next to them.

So they could be the kind of the implements of this test.

Maybe the hat is the alien.

Maybe it's like it thinks, you know,

because that would be a pretty efficient way to like transport like aliens.

And like they gain control over the people.

And then the rest of the video somehow happens.

Meaning Blackstyle.

Yeah.

Almost like you kind of think of the hat as like this,

like almost like a weird sort of alien computer.

Kind of like Hal from 2001 Space Odyssey, but just like a hat.

Advanced hat.

It would explain the giant eye, the CGI eye.

Yeah, that was weird as fuck.

I have no explanation for that.

It looks a bit like a sort of Eye of Saruman sort of situation.

So what are you saying is because that's obviously 98 and they started shooting

Marvel Universe 99, they actually got the idea from this video?

Is that what you're saying?

No, it's some sort of overseeing eye of this potentially alien race, I guess.

Should we actually have a very, very quick explanation of who the duo are and the translation

of the song?

Because I think we're missing that.

We've kind of barreled ahead of it too far.

Yeah.

It's just to take a step back, take a deep breath.

The video is still there.

We don't want to, but it's still there.

Donny and Munchil were a 90s Bulgarian duo.

They were kind of like making both pop ballads

and kind of cheesy, catchy pop tunes like this one.

They were quite big.

They were everywhere.

They were kind of known for their visual eccentricity in a sense,

especially in the late 90s.

The lead singer is, so their name is Donny Ant Munchil.

Donny is the lead singer.

Ant Munchil is the other guy.

I think he's a music producer.

I think he also does a bit of background singing as far as I know especially Donny he was kind of

his theory is known for his being out there and very colorful as a persona at least what he presents

online sorry in front of people and he does a lot of like kind of colorful and fun in his head videos

everybody knew who they were they were incredibly big and they probably still are and there's like

I don't know if they've done anything in the last 20 years or so, but in the mid to late 90s, if you were in Bulgaria, you knew who Donny and Monchie were.

I guess in a way they were almost a little bit revolutionary because there wasn't really any sort of edgy music or lyrics out there.

I was almost probably a little bit too young to understand more edgier video clips at the time.

But just looking back at it now for sort of 1998 in Bulgaria, they were definitely sort of out there,

combined with the fact that all of their songs are a little bit cheesy and also really just kind of catchy,

made them really, really big.

Were they big and liked?

I would say they were very, very liked.

I can say for a fact that considering the lyrics of the song, which we can get into in a second,

They were national TV and I'm sure they won awards and they were not silenced or censored in any way, shape or form.

I don't want to call them like celebrities because in Bulgaria, like a country of 7 million, that's a very, very vague thing to say for people.

But they were very big.

Just the fact that they have colorful, those videos were like in the late 90s.

I imagine they were quite big in a kind of younger audience who might have not understood what they were saying.

But damn, those colorful videos.

No, but I was just going to say, when you see those dragons, you know, it's pretty catchy.

You want to keep on watching, you know.

Do I read the lyrics?

J-Lo, do you want to take the honor?

Also, translate the title.

How would I translate the title? Hang on.

Heart of Colored Spots is how I've translated us.

God, so you want me to read the lyrics in English?

Yes.

Yeah, okay, so...

They're in the Google Docs, so we're not expecting you to do a live translation.

Right, okay, that's going to be, like, really funny,

because it's the first time I've actually really thought about, like, what this song says, really.

So, it starts off with,

Happy old men run along the shore,

and little babies scream sullenly,

and I walk around with a hat of colored spots.

Fat ladies with magnifying glasses like glasses dance pogo instead of rhythm of cha-cha-cha,

and I walk around with a hat of colored spots.

Bold uncles in suits of seriousness,

in underpants do something in the grass,

And I walk around with a hat of colored spots.

When I dream of crazy spots, then I jump out and everything gray turns it into beautiful.

Oh, it's positive, that.

Priest boldly sniffs some things.

What?

The fuck is that?

I don't know.

I should actually say that.

I'm Bulgarian.

Priest boldly sniffs some things.

Yes.

God, how the hell did I miss that?

Good mothers beat me children, right?

And I walk with a hat of coloured spots three times.

So yeah, that's the lyrics of the song.

I like how it's all nice and lovely,

but just occasionally just goes, bang,

there's a priest fill of cocaine outside

and my hat of coloured spots.

My big issue, the only issue I clearly have in this video

because otherwise it's a masterpiece.

But the fact that the title of the song,

hat with colour spots on it,

but neither of the hats that we see in the video

actually has coloured spots on it.

Yeah.

It just squares.

Yeah.

They're more like checkered hats.

Yes.

False advertising.

It is false advertising.

We should see them.

Back to the lyrics for a second.

The lyrics, when they go a bit dark,

does that make any more sense in Bulgarian?

Is it like a sort of folk saying or something?

Or are they literally just saying

good mothers meet children?

No, it's a good pun.

It's a good pun.

It's a good pun.

Beat meek children.

I'm a bearded out guy.

Priests sniffing some things.

And serious men rolling in grass in their underpants.

It's literally the song.

It's literally the lyrics.

I like the lyric, bald uncles and suits of seriousness.

I like the phrase suits of seriousness for some reason.

No, I don't know.

It's literally what they're saying.

And I really struggled to figure out how to translate it.

But it's literally what they're saying.

doesn't make sense in Bulgarian either.

Okay.

Does it?

No, I'm just reading it in Bulgarian now.

Like, I just put the lyrics of it

and it doesn't make any more sense whatsoever.

It's like, it's a very accurate translation, basically.

Okay, now going back to the video,

It starts off with exploding planets.

I don't know if you want to reveal that you're a physics teacher or not.

Yeah, that's fine.

What do you make of the exploding planets at start?

Does it look accurate to you?

Planets don't tend to explode, you know, in general, you know,

unless they collide with another planet or something.

That is a pretty weird thing.

So if I just see a planet like explore out of nowhere,

I'd probably think like aliens or something,

especially if there's just like two hats flying out.

Additionally, like with the amount of speed that the hats would have,

they would probably miss Earth.

So this seems, you know, deliberate that they landed there to me.

Maybe the hats are going from planet to planet,

destroying them one by one.

Oh, yeah.

And this kind of feeds back to Nelly's idea of it being away

through their defenses as someone who's doing Domain Mochel.

That would be an excellent movie plot.

Maybe they don't actually see the hats.

Maybe they just exist, but they can't see them,

like no one can see them.

Or maybe Donnie Munchio can't see them, but everyone else can.

And they'll be like, those guys are weird.

Stay away from them.

I don't get how, like, as soon as the hat lands,

like, you see, like, this ghostly figure just kind of come out from the person.

I was trying to understand that when I was, like, watching this video before this podcast.

Does that mean that they're dreaming?

Yeah, that was probably the only, well, one of the reasons why I would think they're dreaming.

What was the term?

Out-of-body experience.

That's the one.

They're actually dying.

And that's their ghosts escaping their bodies.

You mentioned lucid dreaming in the show notes.

And I have had it where I kind of feel like I'm having an out-of-body experience.

And then I just realized, oh, I'm just fucking dreaming.

Which does kind of feel a bit like you're just sort of getting up,

like a ghost of yourself getting up from your body.

So that's how I interpreted that bit at the start to be just them in a dream.

Shit, that makes a lot of sense.

You know, I think next time I have a lucid dream,

because it happened really fucking rarely,

I'll probably think, let's see if I can have like the same dragon

dancing along in the same tune with old girls.

I feel like I'm missing out on something, guys.

Like if you're actually lucid dreaming and having so much fun

and clearly you can see dragons.

What am I missing out on?

Have you ever had one?

Myself?

Lucid dreaming.

No.

Oh, they're good.

Here's a trick because I used to be kind of mildly obsessed

due to Waking Life, that movie.

Oh, fuck's sake.

Good way to tell is if you look at your hand

and you have more fingers or you have like fractal fingers

spouting off your fingers and shit like that.

That means you're dreaming.

And it works.

I think every lucid dream I've ever had

has began with me looking at my hand

and realizing I've got 65 fingers or something like that.

So just get into the habit of looking at your hands

and eventually you'll do it in a dream.

And there you go.

You can do it.

That genuinely sounds like an absolute nightmare.

Just looking at my hands, like just fingers.

Just fingers.

This whole thing is fingers.

What worked for me in the end was a little bit different.

But I would basically try and make notes

of what's happening to me when I'm falling asleep.

as in I would just think, okay, now I'm falling asleep.

And then like right between the time when I would actually fall asleep

and not fall asleep, I would almost be like in a half-half state.

So half of it, half of me would be somewhere else basically

and starting to dream and thinking about something like really unconscious

or like illogical.

I was falling asleep and then thinking about some sort of a machine

or something like that.

And the other part of me was like still awake.

And eventually like I just kind of caught myself in a dream.

And that was really fun.

Was this fun as seeing dragons though?

No.

I do remember flying though.

I remember grass.

Were there any lip-shaped UFOs, anything?

No, no dragons.

No weird microphones that turn into like snake type of thing.

No bad CGI.

I only get them like once or twice a year.

But next time I do, I'll make sure to dump the CGI model set 1995 all over the dream.

That is good.

Going on a Dungeons and Dragons adventure.

Right at the end, though, there's definitely, like, aliens sort of arriving in Sofia, where I imagine this was shot.

Yeah.

I think that kind of convinces me that it's an alien hat.

Like, they want it back.

They destroyed the planet, and they want it back.

But if they want the hat back, why did they send the hat to begin with?

Oh, oh, oh, maybe, maybe the exploding plant was a prison.

And they escaped out of the prison.

So the Lep spaceships are some sort of gigantic galaxy-sized alien race

who had a prison planet, and they were imprisoning the hats

because they're clearly badass because they can blow up planets.

Yes.

And the end of the video is them trying to get the hats back

because they're actually space outlaws.

I think we should totally ask Donnie Wumchill to go on this podcast.

Because I'm genuinely curious who thought about this, this video clip.

It's fucking special.

I mean, it is Bulgaria.

I'm sure that I know at least a few people who know them.

Yeah.

Yeah, so maybe.

But also, I'm not sure if I want someone in their mid-50s

to come and try to explain something from like 25 years ago.

David, can you guess how old they are in this video?

In this video?

Yes.

Let me find a bit of them where they're not blurry or in space.

I'm guessing they're younger than they look.

Yes, yes.

They look about maybe mid-30s, late-30s, I'd say.

Yeah, the 29.

29, yeah.

They had a hard paper round, I guess.

I was completely shocked when I realised this last night.

Those guys are younger than me.

What?

I guess all the rock and roll lifestyle must have taken out of them.

All the hat wearing.

They are tapping their nose quite a bit in this video, or at least at one point.

Oh yeah, that's when they talk about the priest who sniffed up.

Ah, of course it is.

Yeah, that makes sense now.

Cool.

Because I was watching that going like, is that some new cocaine?

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Which brings me back to the question of how did that pass through censorship?

Like they were showing this video and uncensored lyrics in like daytime telling.

How did that work?

Would that be a controversial thing in Bulgaria at that time?

Just say some random news presenter said it.

Would there be a big backlash about them shit-talking priests?

Not just talking priests.

More just the fact of them talking about coke and drugs and naked men.

Yeah, I don't know.

Because like right around the same time,

the band's like, I don't know, Hippodule,

who are just like much more like explicit compared to those guys.

You don't have to be a genius to like, well, maybe you have to be a genius to have all the meaning of this song, but you know what I mean.

They don't ever use curse words in this song.

You can sneak a slightly darker thing into a nice cheery sounding song.

I'm sure there's examples of that happening in the UK as well.

I think right at the end when like the spaceship arrives, I think this is like Independence Day remake in a way, like a really shit Independence Day remake.

Because Independence Day came out like the year before in 1997, I think.

six no six or seven yeah nine yeah so i think they probably thought oh this is really cool let's do

that in sophia with our cgi like the first time you see the lips is coming over the the buildings

yeah cgi doesn't look quite as bad as elsewhere yeah the cgi in the real world is in like the real

world sections isn't too bad actually like there's that in there the mannequin which kind of does it

what's the term that melts t-1000 is it that one yeah yeah it does the t-1000 thing just mildly

terrifying looks good though you don't see it coming when it's just sitting still do you think

that the dragon reminds you of the dragon from shrek i try to tell me the trick also stalled from this

tv show sorry this music video this video clearly inspired most most of 20th century's films into

well to be fair there are also at some point singing on the platform up in there which you know star

wars that's true yeah yeah i wonder if elon musk watched that when he was a kid oh you know he did

You know, he was like bopping his head on it.

Pogging with the old ladies.

I think speaking of Star Wars,

there's a bit where they're getting crushed

by a kind of spike trap thing.

And it's fairly funny to watch

just because they look fairly unfazed by it.

Obviously, because it's probably not really there.

What?

Just kind of going, whoa.

What do you mean that it's not really there?

You know, they don't actually stop it as well at the end.

It's just like, the camera just cuts out.

Oh, wait, no, yeah, it's the next shot.

Thank God our heroes are saved.

It's back to Ropey CGI dragons.

I think the dragons are the Ropey-est part CGI-wise

because they do just look like they're out of a game,

like directly out of a game.

But more like a 2001, 2002 game.

PlayStation 1 game.

The Dungeons & Dragons movie.

The people making reference to Dungeons & Dragons,

the only Dungeons & Dragons I'm making reference to

is that movie from Akamabuchi, 2001?

You streamed it?

I'm trying to remember.

it i can i remember streaming it but i think i got drunk enough to mostly blackout is it good

slash bad it's uh bad slash worse oh that sounds like right up my street yes oh yeah yeah okay i've

just looked up a looked up a picture and i remember it it has like proper actors in it yeah uh it has

jeremy irons and cgi dragons i think jeremy irons was quite good if i remember if i remember it uh

you remember wrong as good as you could be in one of these anyway i watched that tonight that looks

one uh he's very jeremy irons in this movie he's for none but my point is point is when you watch

the movie you get to why i keep on making reference to the movie because it's very much like there's a

lot of points when i'm like yeah this is this is just out of the movie i took towards the end of the

dungeons and dragons movie it does go full-blown playstation one cinematic cdi i think it inspired

that as well i'm telling you this movie music video is in the center of all fantasy movies of the early

notice. So whoever the director of this movie is, you need to face up because so many movies

would have not existed if it wasn't for your genius.

To get to your question from the talking points, David, the music video is shot in Sofia.

I've heard good things about Sofia.

You can do a tour of the locations of this video.

No, Sofia is really cool.

Well, it is cool.

It's mostly cool.

Yeah, I really like all the crazy clubs

and little dives that you can just randomly go in.

We don't really have this in Burgasse, do we?

No, nowhere near, I think.

We have a couple, but Burgasse is a lot more boring in general.

It's a really, really nice place to relax and be calm.

So I take it Burgasse is where you're used to from.

Did we mention this before we started recording?

both from the same place in Bulgaria.

We've known each other for a while.

Our hometown is small enough that you either know someone

or you know someone who knows someone.

I think we've known each other for over 15 years now.

I was trying to remember this.

When did we actually meet?

Because we didn't go to the same high school.

I think you were friends with some of my friends.

Usually how it goes in Burgas, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's the thing with small towns.

People are just there, especially people roughly the same age.

I know the feeling I'm from a relatively small town.

I don't know if it's that small.

We were out with my friend in like a little tiny shop next to the sea called Absolute.

And we're like having beer there or like getting beer from there.

And that's like the earliest I remember.

I can't think of like anything earlier.

That sounds like the most Burgas thing to be honest.

That is, yeah, it's like classic Burgas, yeah.

Yeah, just meeting someone at Absolute going to drink beers on a bench in the sea park.

David, benching is an actual word in Burgas.

As in bench beer?

Yeah, just drinking on the bench.

It's called benching.

That is nice.

Ever since the Rona started,

I've definitely gained a whole new appreciation

for just drinking in parks and shit again.

It's great, isn't it?

I never understand why we used to do it so much.

It goes beyond age and gender in Bulgaria.

The moment when you can look old enough

that shops will sell you alcohol,

which is around 16 usually,

you're just going to benches and parks and you drink.

And there's like adults there

and even like a broad spot going on benches

just to drink there.

It's an experience.

That and also going to the karaoke bar.

Oh my gosh, yeah.

That was a whole different story.

To be fair, that's the only like non-Chao-ga bar in Burgas.

And now you have to explain what Chao-ga is, Nelly.

Oh yeah, you have to explain what Chao-ga is.

Okay.

You've put yourself in that situation, do it.

So what are you going to explain it?

It's pop-folk music.

It's like folk music with pop elements.

Okay.

I did go, I did look through like classic PopFog videos.

Oh my god.

And one of them was funny enough.

They were quite sad.

Like think of Milko Kalejiev.

He's just like a middle-aged man with like a shirt that it's half-buttoned with some naked

cheeks around him.

Just it's sad.

It's not funny.

Did you do the Domenon Monchil songs?

Domenon Monchil.

No, no, I haven't.

I'm just trying to think.

Next time.

Next time.

Oh, have we been to, I'm sorry, J-Lo?

We've done karaoke together, haven't we?

I don't know, but I used to hang around that place a lot.

To tell memory lane.

In 2009, 2010, in the winter of Christmas, around Christmas time,

there was this time when it was me, my sister, and some other people,

and we went to karaoke.

And then some more people showed up.

And then suddenly it turned out that pretty much every single person in the karaoke bar

were people that we all knew.

So the whole karaoke bar was just a massive group of people.

And I really want to say that you're probably there as well.

And I can probably look through pictures.

Did I sing Rammstein?

It's completely possible because that song was always sung by someone.

Yeah, that was kind of my repertoire there.

Get drunk, 2 a.m., sing Rammstein, leave at 4 a.m.

Sorry, just looking through the pictures that night.

The guy on the left, do you recognize this guy?

Yeah, I think I want to score.

Oh, no.

No, no.

Yes, what's his name?

Like, everyone was there.

You must have been there.

Probably, yeah.

Did the whole town just come out for the night?

It was like so much, yeah.

The whole town of about, like, five years of, like, age group.

That's not you right in the background to classic season.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, I was there that night.

Of course I was.

There you go.

Is that you?

No, no, no, no.

Because I was...

Can you see the guy with the white shirt?

I was there with him.

Oh.

Yeah, like, you were in the background.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

That was a good night.

I have some videos from that night.

I don't remember much from that night.

I got really drunk and I spoke to literally everyone and I was very happy.

I've had nights like that in Kirkpatel.

There's a pub called McGinley's and there's been nights where I swear to god my entire school year has appeared.

Yeah.

It was just like, oh, we're all here. Okay, let's get drunk.

So maybe we can deal with each other.

I know I often say on this podcast how a music video is something I watched as a kid,

but I really did watch this as a kid.

The duo were everywhere growing up.

They were a pure force of nature, if you will, and loved them or hate them.

They were there on national TV singing about Prits sniffing coke and business people having

orgies in the grass. Now this video is not good but it's so fascinating and baffling that all I can

do is recommend it, like really recommend it. But feel free to turn off the sound especially if you

don't understand the lyrics. Unlike Nelly this is the first time I've seen this baffling collection

of images and I enjoyed it. Though I'm fairly convinced by our theory that the video is a dream.

It reminds me of one of those Ropey 90s slash 80s TV shows

where the hero is sucked into a computer

and has to win a game of Dungeons and Dragons or something.

Imagine the new Jumanji movies, but in Bulgaria in the 90s

and running on Windows 95.

And you pretty much got this video.

But yeah, overall, I enjoyed it.

And the song is catchy.

My final point will be a quick one.

First off, it was really nice to just think back

and get transported back into 1998.

Even though I was about eight when I would have first seen that video, I definitely remembered

this song, but I never really appreciated how just that shit crazy the imagery is behind

it.

And it's got everything.

So go and give it a watch.

My best moment is, among two, this is the guy who is not a lead singer, looking very angry

at the camera while doing very bad dance moves with a single flowery hair clip in his hair.

It's just iconic.

and the worst moment for me is the dancing ladies

that were kind of pointless weren't they?

They do have the dragon you know.

Yeah but you can remove the dancing ladies and keep the dragon.

You can have the dancing dragon.

That's actually my best moment.

It's just something really intriguing like when you see that

you just want to keep carry on watching right?

There's a shot where they seem to be standing on a bit of rock in space

kind of just drifting away just drifting into the cold depths of space

but they're just dancing away like nothing's wrong.

Have you got a worst part?

Probably that ship sinking.

So at about 2 minutes 20 in,

like this cartoon ship,

nowhere else to any of the rest of the video

other than it's weird.

My best moment is about 2 minutes 15 in,

Momchill jumps into the other guy's arms

like something out of Scooby-Doo

because he's getting scared by the dragons.

I just appreciate the hijinks of that.

They look so scary.

My worst part is the CGI flexing microphone

that's kind of wiggling around in front of their face

for quite a lot of it

because it's just too high up.

It's like covering his eyes.

That's bad microphone technique.

So what's your overall rating, Nelly?

Oh, aye.

Oh, aye.

Oh, aye.

Here's a bit of inside baseball,

but my original idea for the conclusion

was that we each say it like yes or no

in our native languages.

So what is yes in Bulgarian?

That.

Yeah, I think I put that in the original document

and either I didn't put it clear enough

and we just kind of skirted over it.

It just became eye or no.

I don't remember seeing it, but...

If everyone's wondering.

And it's now for me, four minutes of CGI glory.

It's a da for me.

I just really enjoyed it.

I think it's brilliant.

It does remind me of Sharknado almost a little bit.

That's a good thing, but...

It's not a good thing, but it's not a bad thing either.

It's a thing.

Yeah, it definitely has that trash, but good film sort of style to it.

You know, sort of that pandemic slash Sharknado feel.

There must have been a similar meeting when they were...

Maybe I'm kidding myself that there was even a meeting involved.

But it's like the meme that was flown around there and everywhere

it was like if you ever think that you don't have good ideas remember someone approved shark

canado to be made it's true

first thanks for jello for being our uh our guest host yay thank you very much for inviting me guys

This was a lot of fun.

And yeah, I really enjoy your podcast.

They're good fun.

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Cool.

Say goodbye, Evan.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, no.

The hats are coming.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

The aliens are coming.

No.

Sorry.