1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:02,820 I was watching it going, I'm trying to find some sort of metaphor from this horse. 2 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:14,880 Hello and welcome to We Can't Rewind, We've Gone Too Far, 3 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,720 a podcast where a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Bulgarian 4 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,740 review the most terrible, silliest and weird just as fuck music videos. 5 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,020 Hi, I'm Dave. 6 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,720 Hi, I'm Neely. 7 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:24,740 Hi, I'm Neil. 8 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:29,020 On our radio today, we have another 1993 classic, 9 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:32,160 the quintessential Michael Bolton power ballad 10 00:00:32,419 --> 00:00:33,900 said they loved you but they lied. 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,040 Fucking lying prick. 12 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:41,600 Anyway, let's talk about the 1989 Chris Isaac classic Wicked Game instead. 13 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,920 I've never seen this song of which you speak. 14 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,060 Like, really? Honestly? 15 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:46,980 Seriously? 16 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:48,420 Million views. 17 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,520 Neil, have you seen? Do you know what I'm referring to? 18 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:51,120 The Wicked Game? 19 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:51,540 Say again? 20 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:52,200 No. 21 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,880 Why is it got Michael Bolton in it? 22 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,160 No. Oh my God. 23 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:58,920 I'll check. I may have actually seen it. 24 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:05,440 I would be so surprised if none of you know of it by like osmosis of living on the earth. 25 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,020 Oh yeah, okay yeah I have yeah. 26 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,160 I wanna fall in love, that one. 27 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,700 Yeah okay I totally have seen that. 28 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:12,500 Yay! 29 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,020 I guess we couldn't think of it. 30 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:45,520 yeah so basically when i first watched the song we're actually talking about today which is uh 31 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,940 michael bolton said i love you but i lied i've never seen this video before and i'm not fine with 32 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:57,380 Michael Walton, but beyond that, like the moment I watched the videos, like this is wicked game. 33 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:58,780 This is wicked game. 34 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:04,080 This is exactly the same video, just probably more expensive yet worse in quality. 35 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:11,700 I don't like either of the songs or the videos, but at least one of them had some artistry into it. 36 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,860 It was made by an actual person who has a wiki page. 37 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,600 The ultimate saying of true artistry. 38 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:22,980 So the director of Say The Loved You is a lady. 39 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:24,520 And yeah, our first female director. 40 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:25,780 She's called Rebecca Blake. 41 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:31,420 And all I could find about her is that she directed, I think, six videos all together. 42 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,000 Have you been on her website recently? 43 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:33,760 Her website? 44 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:38,720 Yeah, it looks like everything has like a, you know, that really soft beauty filter. 45 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:41,260 Everyone on the website is covered in that. 46 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:42,860 It's like a 90s GeoCity website. 47 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:45,180 It has the vibes of it. 48 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,360 Oh, God, this is horrible. 49 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:46,740 Yeah. 50 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:52,500 This is like, has given me vibes of the very first website I did myself. 51 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,660 The splash picture makes it for me. 52 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,140 It just looks ridiculous. 53 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:00,440 Okay, so scratch that. 54 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:01,980 Apparently she did a couple of videos. 55 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,620 Well, a bit more than six. 56 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:07,140 She has like two Michael Bolton videos, three Prince videos. 57 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,740 And that's people that you have heard of. 58 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,080 The video for Wicked Game. 59 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:12,580 It's trying to be sexy. 60 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,200 It's a bit rapey, but it's trying to be sexy. 61 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,560 Wicked Game is from 1989. 62 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,800 and Say They Loved You is from 63 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,900 93 and I don't believe 64 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,160 that she never saw it 65 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,040 because at the time it was like 66 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,940 there was a bit of an uproar because if you 67 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,640 watch it in full it's like naked 68 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,940 lady gerating on the 69 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,200 beach and frolicking around 70 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,800 which is kind of exactly the same what's happening 71 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,420 in Say They Loved You video 72 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,940 it's kind of like a PG version 73 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,020 of the same video 74 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,600 and with more horses 75 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,120 a couple of eagles as well 76 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:50,920 it's two horses why is there horses that's what i want to know yeah so the horse is in the fire so 77 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:57,520 there must be something that is he is he got a fire in his heart um he does he's the black horse 78 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:02,540 he's running away from everything and she's the white horse that's why she's in black and white but 79 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:07,280 they're together in black and white what does that mean the fire it just feels like he's burning in 80 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:12,519 hell i don't really get that it's only at the start of the video um which doesn't really make any sense 81 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:15,120 Oh, wait, it's at the end of the video too. 82 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,940 Oh, maybe it's like an open and closed book story. 83 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:19,920 He starts in hell and ends in hell. 84 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:20,299 Who knows? 85 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,820 So I just hit my head into the microphone. 86 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,780 I nearly popped my eye out. 87 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,060 Man down. 88 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,360 I was laughing at your remark 89 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:35,140 and I just went straight for the pop shield. 90 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,600 That's what people tune in for, really. 91 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:48,700 I've got a theory because there seems to be so many videos this where it's just the singer in 92 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:53,740 some sort of remote location you know preferably high up a hill of some description just sort of 93 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:59,080 shouting into the void and I've got a theory that this is just what singers do when they experience 94 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:04,619 a bit of heartbreak is they just go they just pack up the tour bus and they just go to the desert 95 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,720 to shout at the world. 96 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,240 Sorry, this is not a breakup song though. 97 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,000 In my head it's like a documentary 98 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,420 and he's literally just making this up 99 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,120 as he's going along. 100 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:12,040 I mean... 101 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,480 So he's literally just shouting out 102 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,720 the first thing that comes to his head 103 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,100 and judging by the fact he changed his clothes 104 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,220 halfway through it, 105 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,180 this has taken place over multiple days. 106 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:22,200 I hope he showered and changed clothes 107 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,300 in between shots. 108 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,800 He did walk through a river at one point 109 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,220 so there's a guarantee of that. 110 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:27,500 He didn't shower, 111 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,900 he just sort of aloofly floated in the water 112 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,940 watching the eagles and the horses go by. 113 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:34,600 Honestly, that here is not being taken care of 114 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:39,080 it every day you need to be proper with it they've got they've got a makeup department for their 115 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:45,860 existential crises what's with the general cowboy feeling because he's wearing like double denim and 116 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:53,200 weird biker leather looks more like a magician in the care no he's going for a cowboy though he has 117 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:57,800 like the cowboy boots and all and yeah if he had a if he had a hat in his hand and he was flailing 118 00:05:58,070 --> 00:06:03,980 around he'd go yee-haw he wouldn't look at a place that's what i'm saying he just does any is any of 119 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:09,460 you like familiar with other Michael Bolton videos like was that the thing he did like did he just 120 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:14,480 like to pretend to be a cowboy the double denim thing that's to me that's like a cowboy look right 121 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:18,200 and he has his shirt open for quite a lot of it especially when he's waiting for the water but when 122 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:24,120 he's in the black get up right that's that looks like leather right that is warm sticky clothing and 123 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:28,520 he's in the hot of this desert I thought it was in um I thought it was shot at the Grand Canyon 124 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:33,280 that is Grand Canyon isn't it according to um the highest trusted source on the internet Wikipedia 125 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,780 it says Phoenix, Arizona. 126 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,160 So I'm not exactly sure what's in Phoenix 127 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,760 but I think Phoenix is quite a hot 128 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,880 part of America. So yeah, 129 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,260 his choice of a target but curious. I did enjoy 130 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:45,260 the cave. It's got a nice kind of light 131 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:46,960 show going on the walls. Yeah, 132 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,360 someone's shooting something through a mirror 133 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:50,600 or a glass of water. 134 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,420 I think that's 135 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,480 just like his chill out zone. So he 136 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,140 goes up to the top of the hill, has his 137 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,300 existential crisis and then he goes and 138 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:01,200 relaxes in his rave cave. 139 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:03,920 just for a while 140 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,500 I've seen those caves before though 141 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:07,480 like they've been in a fair amount of videos 142 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,080 is there a reason why they're so popular? 143 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,840 at like a place where something happens? 144 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,200 probably just 145 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,900 imagine it's a case of 146 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,940 we need a mountain for him to 147 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,200 stand and shout on 148 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:21,540 and judging by the landscape there was probably just caves nearby 149 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,080 oh I've got fresh facts 150 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,880 definitely was in the Grand Canyon 151 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:25,840 because that is in Phoenix 152 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,080 I thought it was in Nevada 153 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,180 I thought it was in California 154 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,900 Yeah, we're all really bad with geography. 155 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,480 Today we're learning that we really don't know the geography of Jamerica. 156 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:38,480 Jamerica. 157 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:39,980 I don't know where Jamerica is. 158 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:40,540 Sounds good though. 159 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,400 Jameriquai? 160 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,480 I've seen him live. 161 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:45,400 He's fucking great. 162 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,780 Yes, maybe we should talk about some of their videos someday. 163 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:54,820 Okay, let's talk about the lady who we just kind of see occasionally generating on the rock. 164 00:07:55,180 --> 00:08:03,040 My main problem with this video, well, one of the many problems with this video, is that he professes his undying love to this lady. 165 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:07,760 The whole song is about her, how amazing she is and how much he loves her. 166 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,260 Yet, all we see, or mostly what we see, is him. 167 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:18,300 So the whole pivoting moment about the song is not her, but him. 168 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,520 He's the only important person, although the song is about her. 169 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:24,200 I tried to listen to the lyrics, so I just about managed it. 170 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,760 I'm guessing the song's about the fact that he thought he was in love but then... 171 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,660 No, no, no, no. 172 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,480 The song is hilariously bad. 173 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,680 It means because we're fucking having a bowl. 174 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,860 Said I loved you but I lied. 175 00:08:35,219 --> 00:08:36,880 Because this is more than love I feel inside. 176 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,560 Said I loved you but I was wrong. 177 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,159 Because love could never ever feel so strong. 178 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,100 So we could not stop making butthfuck jokes. 179 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,720 Because we were 15. 180 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:51,160 Right, so I totally misinterpreted the song. 181 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,460 He's saying that what he has is stronger than love. 182 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,440 Yeah, this was what I was saying, it's not a breakup song. 183 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,940 Have you ever seen Interstellar? 184 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:01,940 That film claims that love is the only thing that can transcend time and space. 185 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,680 So Michael Bolton's saying that there's something even better than that. 186 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:06,520 Butt sex. 187 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:09,080 Okay, let's move on. 188 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,040 Cut that one out, eh? 189 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:10,780 Yep. 190 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,360 No, this was what I was saying earlier on, that this is not a breakup song. 191 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,180 It's a love song. 192 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,080 And it doesn't... 193 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,300 This is why I was trying to compare it to Wicked Game. 194 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,700 because Wicked Game is a love song, but in an silly way, you should read the lyrics because 195 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:30,080 I'm not going to get into them right now, but they spend a lot of time showing both Chris Isaac and 196 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:34,800 the lady whose name I can't remember right now, I think she's a relatively famous model, 197 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:40,140 and they show them like almost equally, and they show her, yeah, frolicking around, 198 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:47,260 obviously being an eye candy for him, but also showing her doing things, as opposed to here, 199 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,840 where she's just gyrating on rocks 200 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:52,460 and looking like she's having the best trip of her life. 201 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,940 She's rolling around in that rock. 202 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,860 The video is like frustratingly male-centric 203 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,380 when the song is not. 204 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,440 Am I going too much into feminism here with Michael Bolton? 205 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,080 No. 206 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:03,820 Was it Wicked Games, the other video? 207 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,660 You actually get a sense of a relationship out of that one. 208 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,100 This one is literally just him kicking around by himself 209 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:11,840 and having the odd flashback to nothing, really. 210 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,760 To her gyrating because that's probably the most interesting thing. 211 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,140 Women are only bodies. 212 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,360 They probably only had the model for a day 213 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:21,220 and they were just like, 214 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,340 just go gyrate on that rock for a bit. 215 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,920 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 216 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,460 We'll just fill the rest with Bolton. 217 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,360 It's a fascinating hammy, 218 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,200 yet incredibly boring video. 219 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,880 It manages to do both. 220 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,860 And I'm going to throw out a suggestion 221 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,980 that it's probably because it was done in 222 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,240 93, yet it looked like 223 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,940 it should have been made in 84 224 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:41,660 or 85. 225 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,860 Yeah, I was shocked earlier when you said that 226 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:49,000 in the chat because I was just like I was watching it going like oh what a hilarious 80s music video 227 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:54,420 yeah it is a hilarious 80s music video you're right it is called they want their double denim 228 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:59,100 back double denim is getting back in fashion now it's never it's never been out of fashion if you're 229 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:03,000 if you're confident enough to pull off double denim Michael Boson clearly is I was thinking 230 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:07,660 when I was watching it it's just like if if someone like South Park or something made a spoof 231 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:13,399 80s music video this is what they would do like to a T the cliches have obviously got a start from 232 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:16,780 somewhere if you watch an old action film or something like you might be watching the film 233 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:20,780 that started it i was wondering if maybe this started those cliches but then nelly said this 234 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:27,080 was made in 1993 and i was like okay no he's ended all cliches like the thing is is it actually cheesy 235 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:34,060 it just feels a bit because when you watch actual 80s video they're cheesy and this one is done too 236 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:39,459 late to be cheesy it's just desperate and a bit sad yeah it's not it's not really got that kind of 237 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,920 Cap funny, like, just kind of creatively bankrupt. 238 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,480 I do enjoy watching it, though, 239 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,280 because there's just something inherently hilarious. 240 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:50,500 I think this sort of genre of music was probably tired at this point. 241 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:54,600 I was kind of segwaying into sort of punk and rock and 90s pop. 242 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,660 I don't know, maybe it didn't age as well as it should have. 243 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,740 A lot of choking going on in this video as well. 244 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,560 I'm just sending it two images through. 245 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:02,740 Choking? 246 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,060 Oh, it's... 247 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,740 It's not really choking. 248 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:11,040 He's not necessarily choking, but he's caressing like a vampire looking for the jugular. 249 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:14,380 And the second one looks like he's doing like a Kong boom and over. 250 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:38,920 I think my favourite moment of the video is when it cuts to his cave, which I'm guessing is some sort of bat cave or sort of rave dungeon sort of situation. 251 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:43,700 I just like the ambience of the place. I would happily go see a gig there, but not Michael Bolton. 252 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,420 The worst moment where it was all the fucking unmotivated eagle shots. 253 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:52,660 At least you could vaguely argue that the horses represented something or was a callback to his relationship, 254 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:57,820 but the eagles were just something they shot because they were in the Grand Canyon and so fuck it, let's shove that in. 255 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,220 Yeah, so favourite part, probably wading through water in jeans. 256 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,800 Because why the hell not? 257 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,560 I don't see the point of it. 258 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,560 And I just love the fact that someone had to tell. 259 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,420 Mike, you know, we're going to have to get your feet wet. 260 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,960 And he's probably like, oh no, these are good jeans. 261 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,240 And I kind of just wish I was there for that conversation. 262 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840 Yeah, I think it's probably that. 263 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,700 But it just, yeah, the fact it looks like he's pissed himself 264 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,060 because he's walking through water. 265 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:28,120 You can tell it was deeper at one point because of the water line. 266 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,660 worst one would be the fire 267 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,360 the fire which is constantly throughout the video 268 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,140 I could not figure out the reason for any of that 269 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:39,180 it wasn't really clear or apparent why there was fire 270 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:43,080 I don't know like the fire it always looked to me like campfire 271 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,480 because he was already very cowboy 272 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,220 so you know cowboys at night campfire 273 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,480 telling stories to each other 274 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,060 he just started just burst it into a song 275 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:52,980 why not 276 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,560 well we've already established that he's there for a couple of days 277 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,159 because he keeps changing his clothes 278 00:13:57,340 --> 00:14:00,880 so yeah he needs to keep himself warm at night where he's he's cooking up his 279 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:07,060 beast to fuel his next stage of his existential crisis i'm gonna come okay uh so my favorite 280 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:14,120 moment is his gorgeous hair it's just so much hair envy i i know you guys have short hairs but 281 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:20,600 you just don't understand when you see this shiny locks just cascading down his shoulders and i just 282 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:26,219 want that hair for myself what what like on you or on someone else no scalp him and put it on my head 283 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,080 and the worst moment is 284 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,540 the body hair elsewhere 285 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,020 just button up your shirt mate 286 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,240 like someone told him he was super sexy 287 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,140 and super masculine 288 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,500 he ain't 289 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,900 so you like his head hair 290 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,380 but you don't like his chest hair 291 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:40,840 is that what you're saying 292 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:41,680 indeed yes 293 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:42,580 interesting 294 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,720 look hair is great 295 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:44,480 in moderation 296 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,880 I don't know why I said that 297 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,160 in such an accusatory fashion 298 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:47,740 interesting 299 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,440 how dare you 300 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,680 it's a bit over the top 301 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,760 yeah it's hair all up in this 302 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:53,520 bitch 303 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,699 okay so we're doing conclusion 304 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,840 yeah the first time i watched this absolutely loved it because it was just pure cheese and 305 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:04,160 i think as i said earlier if i haven't cut out there's just something fundamentally hilarious 306 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:09,560 about that kind of power ballady bearing your soul jiggery pokery but the more i watched it i think i 307 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:14,400 watched it like three or four times and got bored of it very quickly and yeah so yeah it was a no for 308 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:20,300 me yeah so it it sort of has the initial vibe of something a lot more epic than it actually is and 309 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:24,759 i think it's sort of let down but i'm going to say the weak plot points of the video it's a bit maybe 310 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:31,640 to the point and is maybe trying to be a you know an 80s trope of a you know a way music videos 311 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:35,920 should be made versus the way maybe they were starting to be made in the 90s and I just don't 312 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:41,240 think they got behind it it is pretty boring you know it once you kind of look past the initial 313 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:46,700 fun of him waiting through water standing on rocks singing sort of in the desert this becomes a bit 314 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:51,599 naff after a while I think it would be a no from me it's no for me as well obviously it's a bad 315 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:57,740 video but i'm kind of with Dave on that it was fun and hammy for the first watch until you realize 316 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:04,920 that that's a really good 80s video only that it was made in 93 and it just kind of ruined it i would 317 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:10,480 have scored it as a complete eye because to be cheesy had it been made in the 80s but by 93 it 318 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,119 was just sad what are you doing with your life and your career mike 319 00:16:21,339 --> 00:16:22,780 Join us again next time 320 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,940 for Stings If I Ever Lose My Faith 321 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:26,520 in You. Bye everyone. 322 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,880 Till the next time. Bye. 323 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,060 Bye. Is anyone else waving 324 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,460 at the microphone? Yeah. 325 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,020 Bye. 326 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,080 - Oh, shit.