1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,240 Your brain on boot pop is a peanut size. 2 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,900 back to 1999, the year the Matrix 3 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:33,840 described as the peak of human civilization. 4 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,040 Well, that's debatable. I think we can all 5 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,980 agree that it was definitely the peak of 6 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,860 one notable music sub-genre, Britpop. 7 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:41,520 And we have a fine example today. 8 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,000 Join us for one anthropomorphic 9 00:00:45,059 --> 00:00:45,780 milk cartons 10 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,880 love story of, uh, fucking hell, 11 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,460 that's a hard word to say. Anthropomorphic. 12 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,360 David, David, anthropomorphic. 13 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:53,780 Anthropomorphic. 14 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,820 You should just, like, say it now and then 15 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,060 you should put, like, the AI voice 16 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,700 lady to say it over here. 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,620 anthropomorphic milk pardon you won't believe what he did next are you making it comic sans 18 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:15,560 i am no no no no no yeah i remember in in primary school they said that the reason why comic sans is 19 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:21,640 you so much is because if you're dyslexic or dyspraxic or whatever it's easier to read like 20 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:26,259 i don't know it's easier for your eyes to see i might be wrong so let's try that again say the word 21 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,280 Anthropomorphic. It worked. 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,740 Join us for one anthropomorphic milk carton's story of love, loss and discovery. 23 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,800 It's Coffee and TV by Blur. 24 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,840 Do you feel like a chain store? 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,520 Practically flawed 26 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,580 One of many zeros 27 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,520 Kicked around four 28 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:52,939 Your ears are full but you're empty 29 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:12,780 "Coffee & TV" was released on the 28th of June 1999, where it reached a respectable 30 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:18,180 11th in the charts in the UK, 22nd in Ireland and weirdly, 22nd in Iceland. 31 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,300 Who knew Iceland was so into Britpop? 32 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:24,600 The song itself is about Blur's guitarist Graham Coxon's struggle with alcoholism. 33 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:26,360 He also did the vocals of the song, 34 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,500 which is probably why it is one of the better sounding Blur songs. 35 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,680 But to be honest, the bar with them or any Britpop band is on the ground. 36 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:34,940 Man, I hate Britpop. 37 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,860 Dave, this is your fault again. 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:37,340 Sorry. 39 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,800 We'll get into Nelly's hatred of Britpop later. 40 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,840 Oh, you don't like it. 41 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:43,340 Do you? 42 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:44,840 Oh, it depends. 43 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,679 I will judge you if you say yes, so... 44 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:51,960 I'm not a massive fan, but I feel like it's just a default due to our location, 45 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,620 which unfortunately is Britain at the moment. 46 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,560 The video was produced and directed by Hammer and Tongs, 47 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,160 who consists of director Garth Jennings and producer Nick Goldsmith. 48 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,220 The pair produced a small truckload of late 90s and early 90s music videos, 49 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,760 including Ash, Travis, Hot Chip and Beck. 50 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,540 They later went on to direct full-blown films, 51 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,120 including one of my personal favourites, the film version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 52 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,740 which, as a massive Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan, 53 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,480 is actually good, even if it's not quite on par with the books. 54 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,120 but it's still good. 55 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,260 It's got a couple of jokes in it 56 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,240 that are unique to the film 57 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:21,760 that are hilarious. 58 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,300 Ford, I think I'm a sofa. 59 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:24,900 I know how you feel. 60 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:26,000 I'm getting sidetracked. 61 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:27,580 I think Saga's going to Galaxy's career. 62 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,740 Really good puppets in that as well, 63 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,540 which is another thing we will talk about. 64 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,220 Yeah, like the book, 65 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,680 I don't remember the movie Beyond, 66 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:33,860 Mos Def, so... 67 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:34,960 Yeah, Mos Def was good, isn't it? 68 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:35,720 Good Ford Prefect. 69 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,740 Although Charlie, who was on last time, 70 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,320 he described Martin Freeman 71 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:40,700 as the tuna sandwich of acting. 72 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:41,880 He's never bad, 73 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:42,520 but he's, you know, 74 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,080 he's just kind of, 75 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,600 it was all right, yeah. 76 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:46,840 That's a good way to put it. 77 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,560 He's, yeah, do you understand which fucking sounds about right? 78 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,360 The video follows a sentient milk carton called Milky, 79 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,640 who embarks on a journey to find the upper-mentioned Grim, 80 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:57,500 who's gone missing, 81 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,600 but venturing out into the big bad world 82 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,520 proves to be a bit more than Milky bargained for. 83 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:10,180 So can you copy and see me easily? 84 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,840 I've seen so much I'm going blind 85 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,280 And I'm playing it virtually 86 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:27,000 The social reality is hard enough for me 87 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:31,340 Take me away from this big path 88 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:34,800 Growing the creeps and marrying me 89 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,700 It's the meat that's not over again 90 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,340 We're milky. 91 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,980 Is milky not just going through life 92 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,180 like everyone's currently going through life 93 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:51,840 where it's one step forward, two steps back? 94 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,460 How often do you have your love interest 95 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,140 being stepped on to death by a giant human. 96 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,600 I mean, it could be a metaphor. 97 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,900 I mean, we all get stepped on, right? 98 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,460 Our love gets stepped on. 99 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:07,460 I mean, we all have a teacher who gets stepped on every day. 100 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:10,480 Keep your kinks in the bedroom away from us. 101 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:12,960 Yes. 102 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,680 I like how you just have to take a second, 103 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:18,340 just to stop for a second. 104 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,460 That's an extra podcast. 105 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,020 Available by request. 106 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,580 that's available to members only 107 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,840 we can't rewind we've gone too far 108 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,400 after hours 109 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,920 we've gone too far 110 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:33,600 too far 111 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,040 we really can't stop 112 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,280 everybody remembers this video 113 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:37,860 it's fucking good 114 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,120 the main thing I was kind of wondering 115 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:39,980 watching it is like 116 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,100 how the fuck did they animate the milk carton 117 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,260 oh I thought it was a human in a costume 118 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:46,260 it was like for the walking scenes 119 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,180 and like the movement scenes 120 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,420 where a person in a costume 121 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:51,020 and the rest was probably stop motion 122 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:56,280 because you know you have the change of faces and whatever to me it looks like a guy in the suit but 123 00:05:56,460 --> 00:06:01,860 i couldn't find any actual answers on how they did it online so i'm like it's a total guess so i don't 124 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:05,240 know if there's like a combination of different things like there's a there might be a wee robot 125 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:10,160 milk carton or a puppet a puppet milk carton or something and they've got other shots of a guy in 126 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:15,780 a suit i couldn't find anything so yeah it's fucking fucking impressive it's good i guess i'll give it 127 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:20,960 If there's anyone, I don't know who hasn't seen the video, basically, this world seems 128 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:25,740 to be full of sentient food containers and milk curtains and bottles and stuff like that. 129 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:29,460 Instantly, my brain goes to what are the rules of this world? 130 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,720 Like, is every container sentient? 131 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,060 Like, is your partner talking to you as you're cooking it? 132 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:36,220 Well, like, what's the rules here? 133 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,280 Like the shit toy story? 134 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:37,780 Yeah. 135 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,840 The contents of your fridge is just alive all day. 136 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,540 None of the humans seem fazed by it though. 137 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:46,440 So I don't know if they know that all their stuff is alive. 138 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,340 When I was a child, as well as a nine-year-old when I watched this, 139 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:55,680 I always got reactions at the time that I genuinely thought that the humans didn't quite realise, 140 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:02,360 with a few exceptions of Big Susie and the motorcycle guy. 141 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:08,780 It didn't seem like, you know, the love interest that we'll speak about briefly, shortly, briefly, 142 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,740 as brief as their love for each other. 143 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,260 She was tapped on by a giant human. 144 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,960 It didn't seem malicious, if that made sense. 145 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,780 It felt accidental. 146 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:22,260 And the way it was portrayed, it always felt like, 147 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,680 oh, the humans just don't know this. 148 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,040 Because, you know, Toy Story, 149 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,660 maybe the motorcyclist is behind the motorcycle helmet. 150 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,400 It's anthropomorphic something, if we don't know. 151 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,260 Maybe he just wanted the milk carton. 152 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,560 He wasn't actually picking them up. 153 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:36,900 He was just like, oh, fuck, free milk. 154 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,200 But he waves at him on the way back. 155 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:38,860 So I don't know. 156 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,620 how does it explain 157 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,540 Big Susie Dove 158 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,140 she might have been 159 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:42,960 off her tits 160 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:43,320 I don't know 161 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,540 I think generally 162 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,340 I think yeah 163 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:48,440 Toy Story Rules 164 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:49,280 is probably a good 165 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:49,860 rough 166 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,620 estimate of what's 167 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:52,020 going on here 168 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:53,120 which is probably 169 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,060 actually just for the 170 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:55,240 three people who have 171 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:55,820 not seen the video 172 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,540 just to explain what 173 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,180 actually happens 174 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,080 what we're talking about 175 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,020 the milk carton 176 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:00,580 has the face of 177 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:01,560 Graham Cox 178 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:02,580 as like a missing 179 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:02,960 person 180 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,220 yeah I'm glad you 181 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,040 added that last bit 182 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,040 because the mental 183 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:07,700 image of my 184 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,220 It was quite different. 185 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,840 He had it on his bike and he's walking around, 186 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:18,900 making its hatred of humanity known. 187 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:22,760 So it basically has his face as a missing person, 188 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:26,760 which is something that has probably not been relevant since the 80s, 189 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,540 but you know, everybody gets that. 190 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,320 We see a shot of his family. 191 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:34,380 I presume his sister, though his sister looks about 27. 192 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,719 I don't know why she's in pigtails, but I presume that she's supposed to look younger. 193 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,000 And she actually is, and his parents are just worrying over this. 194 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,440 We get the point of like, oh, this is like a missing person. 195 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,080 Where is that person? 196 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,419 When I watched it initially, I thought he looked... 197 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,580 So when you're nine, everyone that is older than 10 looks older. 198 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,000 I thought like, oh, he's probably a teen or something like this. 199 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,600 And when I look at them, I'm like, all those people in their 20s, 200 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,940 why is there a milk carton missing person on it? 201 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:04,060 That was for children specifically, I think, probably. 202 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:10,400 Maybe not. Anyway, so Miyuki comes to life and goes on a missing person mission to find Graham 203 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:17,880 and goes through different stages of life, I guess, and loss and depression. And again, 204 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:25,360 he just finds Graham in the garage where he plays with his shitty band playing the shitty song. And 205 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:29,940 he goes, oh shit, my family doesn't know that I'm missing, although it must have been for long enough 206 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,780 for them to put my face on the box. 207 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,360 Shit, I need to go home. 208 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,840 I do have a question for Neo, 209 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,280 considering that he's... 210 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:38,820 I know we can see this, 211 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,780 but for the sake of our audience, 212 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,260 I'm currently holding the mic 213 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,040 like an actual microphone. 214 00:09:44,779 --> 00:09:47,480 Yeah, so I'm just going to interview Neo now. 215 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,820 Considering that you're usually a bit of an outlier 216 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,820 when it comes to knowing the music we're discussed, 217 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,500 when was the first time you heard the song 218 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:58,340 slash watch the video? 219 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,600 No, I don't have the honest answer. 220 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,540 Was it last night? 221 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,420 No, a couple of nights ago, whatever. 222 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,800 Because in 1999, I didn't have a computer. 223 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:07,900 I wasn't on the internet. 224 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:08,600 I was nine. 225 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,060 I don't think I've ever seen this before. 226 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,140 I'll be honest with you. 227 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:12,900 What? 228 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:22,420 And as a fan of Britpop, you know, Oasis, Coldplay, The Cooks, I just miss Blur, unfortunately. 229 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,880 So I don't know much about them. 230 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,540 I know that one song that everyone knows, Song 2. 231 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:31,300 Usually when Nelly takes the piss out of you for not seeing stuff, 232 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,180 I'm kind of like, ah, you know, you can miss stuff. 233 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,620 But really? This one? 234 00:10:37,499 --> 00:10:39,060 I don't think I ever have. 235 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,400 And I don't know why. 236 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,340 Well, we have a fresh perspective somehow. 237 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:47,680 So what did you think of this hot, fresh new music video? 238 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,600 I have a hot, fresh new music video. 239 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,820 I have a habit of things we look at. 240 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,900 I often look at them, you know, from a today's perspective. 241 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:05,080 And this is another one of those examples that it feels more modern than it ought to be. 242 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,900 It doesn't feel like an old video. 243 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:07,700 It's original. 244 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:08,940 It's fun. 245 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,020 It's not boring. 246 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,780 It's a great concept for a video in general. 247 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:16,300 Just overall, the concept I'm totally on board with. 248 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:22,400 It's like your classic fish out of water film where, you know, the country boy goes to the big city for the first time. 249 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:25,800 And he learns lots of lessons about life, except it stars a milk carton. 250 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:26,680 And I'm like, yes. 251 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:32,520 I did remember seeing that video when, I don't know if it came out, but it would have been around 1999 probably. 252 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:40,560 And I found it very depressing, which is a very weird thought to have for like an eight, nine-year-old who's seen it for the first time. 253 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:48,500 Not confused, but annoyed at it because I thought it wasn't, in my critique, views of nine-year-olds. 254 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,900 I understood what they were going for. 255 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:58,480 Like I didn't understand the alcoholism part, but I understood the lost person and this milk carton going on a journey. 256 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:00,780 Because it's a very, very simple video anyway. 257 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:05,380 There's nothing particularly difficult about what they're doing. 258 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:09,740 I just kept thinking like, man, they could have done it a bit less on the nose. 259 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,920 Nine-year-old me, which I remember being annoyed. 260 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,820 What did you think was too on the nose about? 261 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,020 It was just very obvious. 262 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,680 It was very simplistic. 263 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,920 it's like a cartoon 264 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,060 but it doesn't go beyond that 265 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,360 in terms of the actual content 266 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,360 and I still agree with nine year old me 267 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,500 by this point I was obviously very 268 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,600 exquisite and had great taste 269 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,940 so like my music videos 270 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,980 have to be a bit more refined 271 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,120 have a bit more 272 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,120 you shouldn't say choir 273 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,340 I want to use 274 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,580 my three brain cells 275 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,000 that I have at age nine 276 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,640 to use them a bit more 277 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,919 I think I disagree with nine year old Naila 278 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:54,760 there where i think the simplicity is one of the good things about it it's i didn't really i didn't 279 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,780 really clock that is actually quite sad until you said though because i'm an idiot and my brain was 280 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:03,420 just there's a happy dancing milk corn so yeah i never really clocked yeah it's actually kind of a 281 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:08,860 story when you think about it but he gets he you know he comes back gets the guy back yeah milky 282 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:13,140 completes his mission he learns a few things along the way well i think the one thing that was confused 283 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:18,819 as a nine-year-old and i'm still confused as a three-year-old is how long was the guy yeah just 284 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,820 in general, how long has this guy gone for? 285 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:21,980 Yeah, I bet. 286 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,320 He's just been in this basement with his shit band 287 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,660 playing this shit music for like, what, months? 288 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,100 And not even for saying he was like, 289 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,560 oh shit, I should probably call my family. 290 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,600 And it's done the context of like, 291 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:34,640 oh, our co-coclism takes you away from it. 292 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,060 But if you're going to do this, 293 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,860 then do it a bit obvious when you, 294 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,680 or like in a different way. 295 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,840 Like, phones existed in 99. 296 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,180 Maybe it's one of those things where he ran away 297 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,739 to follow his dream of being in a Britpop band 298 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:50,140 and he just kind of got so caught up in that 299 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,140 he forgot about his family 300 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:55,340 and it took the brave Milky to come wake him up. 301 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,180 Wake up Sheepo. 302 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:56,940 I don't know why I said that. 303 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,180 Sheepo being blur. 304 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,920 Yeah, he was so caught up in chasing his dreams 305 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,360 he forgot about what really mattered 306 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,700 and it took a milk carton to remind him. 307 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,400 That it didn't take long much, did it? 308 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:08,940 Yeah. 309 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,620 It was right there. 310 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,800 It was like, it wasn't the subcontext, 311 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,620 it was the context. 312 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,660 The door is full of their language 313 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,460 There's wisdom that you're sure 314 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,560 Till the words start stirring 315 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,320 And you can't find the door 316 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,780 So can you come the MTV 317 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,720 He's the week 318 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,120 I've seen so much 319 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,740 I'm going blind 320 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:48,120 No, I just wanted to bring to one of the later thoughts I had. 321 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,800 And I want to hear your thoughts about it. 322 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,660 The video gave me very strong Black Hole Sun vibes in terms of the video. 323 00:14:55,519 --> 00:15:01,120 Obviously differently made in different contexts, but very similar color palettes and shots of 324 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:09,260 people and like kind of like the overreactions of people and faces they make and just gesturing 325 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,020 and all of that. 326 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,740 Man, this is like the either less depressing or more depressing, 327 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,160 depending how you want to look at it, version of Black Hole Sun. 328 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,380 Yeah, I never really clocked it before you said it, 329 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,020 but it's like, but yeah, it has a similar thing 330 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,800 where all the human characters are all quite, 331 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:22,800 apart from maybe the family, 332 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,140 but all the human characters are quite exaggerated 333 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,620 and, you know, kind of chewing the scenery a bit. 334 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,780 Lots of weird angle shots, 335 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,780 but I guess that's kind of the point of view of Milky, 336 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,080 especially Big Susie. 337 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,820 She's quite a Black Hole Sun-y, actually. 338 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:35,220 Yeah. 339 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,840 If you haven't seen the video, 340 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,400 Milky finds a business card for Big Susie. 341 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,940 The business card says that Susie can bring all your dreams come true 342 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,140 or something like that. 343 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,960 So Neo, when there's a card like this, she's pissed. 344 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,600 So she doesn't milk Milky? 345 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:53,380 Oh, God. 346 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,120 I think she didn't do her job, did she? 347 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,800 She's not into milk. 348 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,600 Should we dive into what you're thinking was there 349 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,600 or should we just leave that? 350 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,180 Up to use of my drug-induced... 351 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,480 I'm sorry, when I say, dear listeners, when I say drugs in use, 352 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,100 they mean that I have colds. 353 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,820 And I might have overdosed and passed it a more. 354 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:13,780 No, no. 355 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,360 I've been watching Breaking Bad. 356 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,980 And Nellie, you're high on me. 357 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,440 You're exactly the way they get on in that show. 358 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,200 God damn it, I've been told. 359 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,720 I could so easily ruin your career right now, Nellie. 360 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,140 But yeah, okay. 361 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,960 The point of that whole conversation came from... 362 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,220 No, I mean, I can elaborate, but I think it might be... 363 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:40,140 I don't know if it would be funny or more frustrating if I just run the milk come jog to the ground 364 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,500 without any understanding what I'm talking about. 365 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:46,500 It needs the context of our conversation last night, which we don't have. 366 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:53,040 Well, the context is that what if they were born this way, meaning that they reproduce somehow. 367 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,020 So how do they reproduce? 368 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:04,680 And again, paracetamol, a lot of it, made me... 369 00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:09,020 wipes a bit of like the whatever milk is in his mouth and picks the box. 370 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,180 My mind went where I see the more induced minds go sometimes, 371 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,560 which is complete nonsense. 372 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,220 I'm like completely lost it. 373 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:22,579 And I started thinking about what they reproduce the way, 374 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:26,120 because it's milk, so it's dairy, so it's mammals. 375 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,520 So the way that mammals reproduce is... 376 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,980 When a mummy and a daddy mama love each other very much. 377 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:36,280 Exactly. They do special hugs. 378 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:43,240 Because of my point that basically the whole milk content is out of reproduced, which led to milk. 379 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:47,200 I regret nothing. Well, I regret a lot of things, but definitely not this. 380 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:52,680 I will park this and go and grab Scott to hear his thoughts on milk. 381 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:57,000 Please stand by. You won't believe this one weird trick. 382 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,580 I want to ask you from a scientific point of view. 383 00:17:59,720 --> 00:17:59,860 Okay. 384 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,380 Scientific point of view, it's milk on. 385 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,460 The culture, the live culture in the milk 386 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,380 has clearly just, you know, gone off the rails now. 387 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,860 It's no longer just some little microbiome. 388 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,000 It's fully evolved into a complex organism. 389 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,680 So basically the good bacteria has turned into sentient bacteria. 390 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,200 Yes, and we no longer know if it's good bacteria or not 391 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,380 because it has its own will. 392 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:22,960 It could be bad bacteria now. 393 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,460 Who knows? 394 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,760 It could be complex moral bacteria. 395 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,060 I'm not clear on how the actual leg movements and stuff would work. 396 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:33,520 Oh, it just, you imagine like it's some kind of slime mold fungal thing 397 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,520 that has full control over like different appendages 398 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,320 and it's just some giant colony organism, 399 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:41,740 which essentially all organisms are anyway. 400 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,520 We're just colonies of cells and don't worry about that 401 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,100 and don't let it keep you awake at night. 402 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,920 Oh, you haven't thought the bulk of milk comes here. 403 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,480 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 404 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,820 This is where milk come came from. 405 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:57,080 Okay, so clearly, clearly it's trying to spread the colony to other colonies now. 406 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,200 Yeah, that's how that works. 407 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,960 It's part of its natural life cycle. 408 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,980 Yeah, it's his budding phase. 409 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,740 It's just letting off some spores 410 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,960 and those are going to turn into new milk people. 411 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:08,320 Good to know. 412 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,020 They might need a host, they might not. 413 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:10,500 Who knows? 414 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,720 That's for you to find out 415 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,500 if you're willing to take some of the milk come. 416 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,800 Maybe it's like spreading from sentient milk carton 417 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,920 to like normal milk carton. 418 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,460 The normal milk carton becomes a sentient milk carton. 419 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,040 That's just like flower phase. 420 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,580 It's a normal milk carton. 421 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,480 And then it needs time to like grow arms and legs. 422 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,540 And eventually it stands up. 423 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:32,480 It's like, I'm ready to go now. 424 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,560 It's kind of like halfway between the thing and fucking the last one. 425 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:36,280 Yeah, it is. 426 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:37,880 Yeah. 427 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,680 It's just like, is that a milk corn? 428 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,020 Or is that a thing that is going to come alive? 429 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,080 Could be both. 430 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:43,800 All right, cool. 431 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:45,780 Have fun, guys. 432 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,360 Oh, no, he's leaving. 433 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:47,980 Come back. 434 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,060 Come back, T-shirt. 435 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,960 That was Scott from Sentient Milk Corner. 436 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,320 I'm surprised that he actually had a full 437 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,880 own like full growth 438 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,140 like theory and like knowledge 439 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,880 on how would that work 440 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,900 he always does he's like 441 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:07,980 he's reliable 442 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,100 yes he's a reliable 443 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,840 source of scientific information 444 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:13,860 we like Scott 445 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,780 Milk Heaven how does that work in terms of religion 446 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,800 Milk Heaven well I mean 447 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:20,260 they're taking quite a 448 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,060 traditional Christian approach where you know 449 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,380 the Milky Dyes and you know 450 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:29,840 is it turns into an angel, which is great, which is lovely, which is actually quite sweet. 451 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,720 Brings this depressing video to a nice sort of closure. 452 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,300 Also, how does that work in terms of deities? 453 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:41,420 Like, do they see, is Milk God a milk box as well? 454 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,060 Or is it just the God God? 455 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:49,080 Milk is a white, off-white colored liquid. 456 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,200 And the video shows us going into the white. 457 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,060 So milk's going back to where milk belongs. 458 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,980 Maybe it's just the same for all creatures, 459 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,480 be the human, animal or milk carton. 460 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,600 Okay, final points. 461 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,280 David, go. 462 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,960 We've devined deeper into this video 463 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,740 than I've ever really thought about it before. 464 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,840 I previously just thought of it, of the music video with the happy little milk carton, but 465 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,020 there's more to it than that. 466 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,140 So, you know, nothing's ever as simple as it seems. 467 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,140 Favourite and worst parts, the happy little milk carton again. 468 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,580 And the worst part is people being mean to the happy little milk carton. 469 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:36,220 Fuck those people. 470 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:36,940 Don't be that guy. 471 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,800 Best parts was, I like when I got on the motorbike. 472 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:41,560 That was fun. 473 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,440 I mean, how does a milk carton stay on the back of a motorcycle? 474 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,140 That pushes it too far for me. 475 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:48,360 That has hands. 476 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,240 That's tiny hands. 477 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,040 Little hands, little hands. 478 00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,580 No, a little hand doesn't work like that. 479 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,560 How would you know? 480 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,900 Well, actually, he has the lactose intolerant in the room. 481 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,440 Yeah, I don't know a thing about him, though. 482 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:02,080 And for a lesson as a home, Neil has gigantic hands. 483 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:05,040 He doesn't know how it feels to have small hands. 484 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,460 And I guess, worst part... 485 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,080 Twice the size. 486 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,700 Twice the size. 487 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,080 Of a normal human being. 488 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:14,080 Yeah, twice the size. 489 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,260 We're built differently in Ireland. 490 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,780 worst part. I didn't 491 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,800 like the way... What's 492 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,280 the lead singer Blair called? 493 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:25,620 Damon 494 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,380 Amoncia. Why not? 495 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,720 The way he drinks his milk. That seems 496 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,760 like he just murdered his 497 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,800 milk and didn't even look at 498 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,580 it. He didn't even know what he was drinking. 499 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,520 He's not seen a safety 500 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,520 video about don't drink random 501 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,360 liquids. Even if you're thirsty, it could be acid. 502 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,880 He just drinks his milk. 503 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,700 I thought that was a bit odd. He basically just 504 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,760 found a random carton of milk on the street 505 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,720 well on the window 506 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,140 he didn't check the date 507 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,460 he just fucking went for it 508 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,200 down for milky 509 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,880 doesn't like that 510 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,560 doesn't like that 511 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,120 he could have 512 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,260 he could have paid more attention 513 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:55,860 to his mil 514 00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,940 so my final point 515 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,440 the video is very well done 516 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:02,880 and has an original idea 517 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,080 regardless of what 518 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:04,980 nine year old me thought 519 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:05,720 it's cool 520 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,280 it's well done 521 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,820 it has really interesting shots 522 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,740 very competently made 523 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,620 favourite part 524 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:12,460 the video reminded me 525 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,100 to text my mum 526 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,160 which I did 527 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,440 and then she responded 528 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,620 sending me pictures 529 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,740 of her getting 530 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:22,000 being on wine tasting in somewhere in Czech Republic with her friends. 531 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,760 So there you go. 532 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,800 And the worst part is... 533 00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,300 Sorry, I'm just taking off my notes. 534 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,940 Worst part is milk, apparently, according to my paracetamol-ridden brain. 535 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,080 No, actually, the worst part is a bit pop in general. 536 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,560 Just put it to rest. 537 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:38,700 Set it on fire. 538 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:39,620 It's 24. 539 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,600 There's better music out there. 540 00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,400 Well, there was better music in 99 as well, but definitely now. 541 00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:45,460 So sorry, y'all. 542 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,540 Take a look at the show notes for links to today's video. 543 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,520 links to Instagram 544 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:49,760 not Twitter anymore 545 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,120 because Elon Musk is a cunt 546 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,720 also email 547 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:52,760 gone2farcast 548 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,520 at gmail.com 549 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:54,640 we'd love to hear your thoughts 550 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,580 and any recommendations 551 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:56,060 for videos 552 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,920 if you're enjoying the podcast 553 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,820 please leave us a review 554 00:23:58,940 --> 00:23:59,720 in Apple Podcasts 555 00:23:59,720 --> 00:23:59,900 Spotify 556 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,400 or your podcast player 557 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,380 of choice 558 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,160 we did one 559 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:04,520 yeah 560 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:05,520 you may have noticed 561 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,660 that episode releases 562 00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,060 are sporadic as fuck 563 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:08,780 but we are still 564 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:09,680 doing them occasionally 565 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,280 but just 566 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,800 adult life is difficult 567 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:13,020 and also you don't pay us 568 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:13,580 so fuck you 569 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,820 we get to do whatever you want 570 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,240 bye 571 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:16,640 bye 572 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:17,660 bye 573 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,860 Wave at the microphone. 574 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:20,400 Thanks, your parents.