1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:03,000 The problem is that they have subsequently shat in buckets. 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,040 Hello and welcome to We Can't Rewind, We've Gone Too Far, 3 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,240 a podcast where a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Bulgarian discuss the worst, 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,760 the silliest and the weirdest, the spock music videos. 5 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:22,680 Say hello. 6 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:23,480 Hello. 7 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:24,580 Hi, I'm Neil. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,160 Hi. 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,660 Are you guys sounding like robots? 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,740 Dave or Nelly, say bacon. 11 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:29,360 Yeah, bacon. 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,000 Neil. 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,460 Say bacon. 14 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:31,160 Bacon. 15 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,160 Neil. 16 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:32,740 Oh, well. 17 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:33,540 Oh, fuck. 18 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:34,540 Let's carry on. 19 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:35,640 Oh, well, yeah. 20 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:37,480 He's lost. 21 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:42,020 We are taking a break from our socially distant international travels to bring you yet another 22 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:46,200 video showing the eternal fighting between good and bad cowboys and blonde ladies in peril. 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,900 However, this time we are taking a very hard turn into the future past to present to you 24 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:53,540 the actual masterpiece that is Knights of Sidonia. 25 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,900 Yeah. 26 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:28,600 Yep, it's fucking Muse time, and we have the best guest host to help us. 27 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,060 Say hello to my oldest friend and fellow reformed Muse cultist, Robbie. 28 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,740 Hello, thanks for having me. 29 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:35,440 Welcome to the podcast. 30 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,560 Long time listener, first time caller. 31 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:40,480 The day the podcast speaks back. 32 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:41,940 Exactly, yeah. 33 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,560 We lived across the street from each other when we were younger, and in our teenage years, 34 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,960 we pretty firmly believed that Muse were the best band in the world. 35 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:54,220 Yeah, I often used the analogy that if they were to shit in a bucket, I would have bought the album. 36 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,040 Oh, you're one of those people. 37 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:03,060 The problem is that they have subsequently shat in buckets, and I haven't bought those albums. 38 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:09,259 Bit of a heartbreaking experience when Muse embraced the cheese and just became cheesy as fuck. 39 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,840 And we were very disappointed because we were edgy teenagers, I guess. 40 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,940 There will be no cheese in our favourite band. 41 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,760 I get mocked mercilessly at school for a lot of years. 42 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,100 You told me a story about this recently, but we were drunk, so I can't really remember what it was. 43 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:25,700 A name that someone called you online or something like that? 44 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:27,440 Matt Bellamy- 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:36,100 Oh, no, a muse-loving perma-virgin-pollating-matt-bellamy or something. 46 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,340 Chris, I didn't even know I told you. 47 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,200 Yeah, you were steaming. It was on my birthday. Virtual birthday. 48 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:51,720 I will write this down and I will present it to my partner as, because it's basically the description of him in high school, I guess. 49 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:56,180 Like a muse-loving perma-virgin sounds about right. 50 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:00,540 Perma-virgin is actually pretty witty for a teenager. 51 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:01,020 I know. 52 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,840 Whoever it was that called you that, that's pretty good. 53 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,840 I was angry but impressed, yeah. 54 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,840 Was that like the original term for incel? 55 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,100 We invented incel. 56 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,060 Oh God. 57 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,540 Oh God. 58 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,700 We didn't invent N-Sales. 59 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:13,460 We didn't invent N-Sales. 60 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:16,760 I'll take that back. 61 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,200 Mews proceeded to get cheesy 62 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,720 and in our opinion at the time, 63 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,820 I've actually gone back 64 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,040 and listened to some of it since 65 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:25,440 and I've got a significantly higher tolerance 66 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,500 for cheese these days. 67 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:27,760 Hence why I'm on a podcast 68 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:28,980 talking about bad music videos. 69 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:29,980 And yeah, it's all right. 70 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,220 It's still not the same. 71 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:34,320 I would absolutely call this video cheesy as fuck. 72 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,120 It's a fantastic video, don't get me wrong, 73 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:37,900 but there's nothing, like, you know, 74 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,340 masterpiece about it. 75 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,639 This was the album where 76 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:46,240 they started transitioning into the cheese and i think we all liked this album at the time it is a 77 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,200 good album it is but this was the point where we were all starting to get a bit worried and then it 78 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:56,640 was the next album where we just we just went god damn it i think you went i personally went for 79 00:03:56,700 --> 00:04:03,020 another couple of albums that personally own the i forget the name the one that has the pricing and 80 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:08,580 united states of your age resistance i think yeah that one pretty decent i like it i listened to it 81 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:14,020 recently again, I was like, actually, it's pretty good. My younger self is shouting in 82 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:18,200 through time at me. You bastard. But anyway, okay, enough flating Matt Bellamy. 83 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:23,080 He's had plenty of that himself. What else have we got? Oh yeah, history. 84 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:23,800 History. 85 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:38,440 The third single from Blackhawks and Revelations, the song was an immediate success internationally 86 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:42,100 and cemented Muse as one of the main forces in rock music to be reckoned with. 87 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:47,040 The song when they debuted at number 10 in the UK charts never actually went past this, 88 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,180 but it's Muse and we know where all they went. 89 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,760 Sidonia refers to... or terraformed Mars. 90 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,900 Album cover is two guys sitting in a chair on what looks like Mars playing chess, 91 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,920 so yep, that checks out. 92 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:03,540 I'm just gonna quickly close my window because some kind of grass. 93 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,560 How dare he terraform his land? 94 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:13,460 The video was directed by Joseph Kahn, the director of virtually every single music video you can think of. 95 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:17,740 The current count is 182 music videos, 4 films and 3 TV shows. 96 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:22,620 It shows a futuristic depiction of what I would make a guess to be as a New Yorkish area. 97 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:26,840 It is, as Wikipedia describes it quite accurately, a thematic smorgasbord. 98 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:34,940 It has cowboys, laser guns, motorcycles, unicorns, CDs, holograms, jukeboxes, Asian style, martial arts and many many more things. 99 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:39,860 all of this removed. It is a basic story of an archetypal western character, the man with no name, 100 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:44,440 going to a new village where he fights the evil corrupt sheriff and saves his main love interest 101 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:48,620 from certain death. They then ride away into the literal sunset on a motorbike, cause why not? 102 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:09,680 In my head, I described it as it looks like someone's taken their DVD collection of B-movies 103 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:15,240 and smushed them all together into one glorious hole of a video. 104 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:17,440 One glory hole, someone might say. 105 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,540 This video is a glory hole. 106 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,680 W-H-O-L, you dirty-minded bastards. 107 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,420 No, no, no, it's H-O-L. It's H-O-L. It's fine. 108 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,120 Overruled. 109 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,780 We know our listeners. It's fine. We can make sex jokes. It's understandable. 110 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:35,840 Especially with a video like this. 111 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,800 I mean, it's not as horny as Bonnie Tyler, but it's close. 112 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:39,940 Well, is it not? 113 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,700 It literally has a sex scene. 114 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:44,280 I think the whole of the Bonnie Tyler video was about sex, 115 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,340 so this just happens to have a sex scene, isn't it? 116 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,680 I don't understand why it was cut off. 117 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,640 Which, by the way, if someone doesn't know, 118 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,100 it was cut off from the original MTV release. 119 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,040 Because, you know, people having sex. 120 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:54,440 Oh, no. 121 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,400 And it's not even... 122 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:58,000 It's kind of humorously shown. 123 00:06:59,039 --> 00:06:59,640 Humorously shown? 124 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:00,900 Humoristically shown? 125 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:01,720 What's the fucking word? 126 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,080 I don't know. 127 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:02,640 I can't talk anymore. 128 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:04,660 They did it funny. 129 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:06,500 Yes. 130 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:07,980 Thank you. 131 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,680 I remember a DVD came with a single. 132 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,040 Yes, I bought the single of this. 133 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,780 I had the director's cut on it. 134 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,300 I think from what I can tell, 135 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,820 the only difference is one shot in the sex scene, 136 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,220 which is like mildly runnyer and that's it. 137 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,940 There's a couple of different versions. 138 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:25,360 There's one that is shown on Joseph Kahn's website. 139 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,680 I mean, there's numerous differences in with, 140 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,500 you know, cutting the sex scene out and putting the sex scene in. 141 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,900 But there's even details down to, 142 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:39,380 You know, at the very beginning where they have a Gustav von Musterhausen production and all that stuff. 143 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:43,920 They have, you know, the little copyright Roman numerals that shows the year. 144 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,780 One of them is completely incorrect. 145 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,060 And that's the version that's on YouTube at the moment. 146 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,280 Ah, okay, that's one I'm watching. 147 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,720 But the one that's on his website is the correct Roman numerals. 148 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:56,760 So I don't know how many versions have been cut and how many have been released. 149 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:02,680 I do actually remember the version on the DVD being more sort of veering towards pornographic than the one that I just, 150 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,660 Because I just found a Vimeo of the supposed director's cut. 151 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,240 I'm just going to throw it out on the limb 152 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,780 and probably say that you're, what, like 17, 18, 153 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,220 and you just found, oh, it's a Titi. 154 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,600 Oh, my God. 155 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,740 It probably was not quite as raunchy as you remember it. 156 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,460 This is entirely possible. 157 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,060 So the video is still on his website, J-Zero. 158 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:22,300 Yeah. 159 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:27,440 I don't remember seeing anything like that. 160 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,540 So I don't know if there is a version I haven't seen. 161 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:34,099 But if you want to provide, you know, a link or anything like that, 162 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,039 it's in the show notes, right? 163 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,640 I'll leave it behind the bike shed. 164 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:47,240 But yeah, I think, Rob, you were saying before Nelly came on 165 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,900 that you went into alarming detail. 166 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,180 58 seconds when it comes in with the title card, 167 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:55,600 you know, Gustav von Musterhausen Production. 168 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:58,860 Gustav, the way that it's spelt in the video, 169 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,840 G-U-S-T-O-F isn't actually, you know, a name. 170 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:06,660 I think it's kind of a deliberate bastardisation of the real name, 171 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:07,860 which would be Gustav. 172 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,800 So I think they've gone to some detail or some effort 173 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:12,900 to deliberately make things ridiculous. 174 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:14,740 Mr. Housen wouldn't have... 175 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,300 You don't say it. 176 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,420 Yeah, I know. 177 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,300 The circumflex, the little, like, the hat on top of the U 178 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,280 and the name Mr. Housen, it wouldn't be used in that kind of name. 179 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,740 So I think, yeah, they've gone into a ridiculous amount of detail. 180 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:33,200 So they couldn't also get called out on doing things deliberately or accidentally. 181 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,360 Definitely the spelling was the most ridiculous thing in this video. 182 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,140 No, that was my opinion, yeah, definitely. 183 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,520 If you start this video and you think, 184 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,480 oh yes, that would be a very serious production, 185 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,720 there's something very genuinely wrong with you. 186 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,480 I'm saying this with the point of view of a person 187 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,580 who actually shot the video for the first time last night 188 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,680 because I'd never seen it before. 189 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:57,920 Up until I saw the unicorn, maybe four fifths into the video, 190 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,180 I was on the fence. 191 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,520 I didn't know if this was serious. 192 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:02,560 I don't know. 193 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,960 It immediately gets confusing what genre it is 194 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:09,100 because obviously it opens up kind of looking like a cowboy film 195 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,880 and then there's a robot walking along 196 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,220 and then he's doing martial art moves in his bedroom 197 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,220 and it's popping up like snake style, flying eagle style. 198 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:17,880 Tiger style. 199 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,020 Flaming energy boil. 200 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:19,980 Circle of death. 201 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,060 Shell in bear strike. 202 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,480 It's a great training montage slash tooling up scene. 203 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:32,900 I thought immediately of Rocky IV, where Rocky's training to fight Ivan Drago, kind of Russian Soviet boxer. 204 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:39,200 And while Ivan Drago's, you know, in labs with oxygen masks and scientists and clipboards all around him, 205 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:46,240 Rocky's doing these, you know, he's lifting up hay bales and punching wooden walls in his cabin in the woods. 206 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,320 So it reminded me a lot of Rocky IV. 207 00:10:49,620 --> 00:11:04,960 It's Quentin Tarantino. He's like super Tarantino-esque in the good point because he's a disgusting human being, but he's aesthetic, like his style. I actually wanted to double check when Kill Bill was and it's 2003. So there you go. 208 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,780 Quentin Tarantino was kind of half copying the greenhouse films and stuff like that a lot of the time. 209 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,360 I think there's also, they're borrowing a lot from, you know, the old spaghetti westerns. 210 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:17,820 And you can see that right at the end where there's the kind of PowerPoint presentation 211 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,960 of scenes while the credits roll. 212 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,880 And it's, you know, just all these Italian names. 213 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:28,380 So this kind of European impression of what the Wild West would have been like. 214 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,160 Directed by an American Korean. 215 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:34,540 I've just spotted another shot on location, the People's Republic of Socialist, 216 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:35,560 Romanistan. 217 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:36,280 Yes. 218 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,080 You haven't noticed that one before? 219 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,420 This is something that me and Scott 220 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:41,520 when we were watching it last night 221 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,680 when he was showing me the video 222 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,880 because he got very excited 223 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,420 when he heard this possible recording today. 224 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,400 He stopped it specifically 225 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,620 because that's obviously something 226 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,640 that he noticed before. 227 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,560 He couldn't stop laughing. 228 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:51,580 It was quite funny. 229 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,960 It's a fact of the world. 230 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:57,140 The more words you have in your country's name, 231 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,180 the more free it is. 232 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,220 Free People's Independent Republic of blah, blah, blah. 233 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:04,720 Especially any direct reference to people or democracy. 234 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,220 Obviously democratic. 235 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,020 Obviously. 236 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,520 I also loved at the very end, 237 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:13,300 while they go through the imaginary cast and the crew, 238 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,980 it shows a production finance services 239 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,800 by Euroballistic Rockets and Aerospace Film Company. 240 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,180 Raytheon, basically. 241 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,960 Oh, that's a reference to another podcast. 242 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,320 I'm not sure if anyone will get Behind the Bastards. 243 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,000 It's fine. 244 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,660 They make Raytheon jokes all the time. 245 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,160 Behind the Bastards is a really good podcast. 246 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,560 It is actually fantastic. 247 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,960 I think they're an American weapons company, 248 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:39,240 And the joke is that they produce rockets with knives at the end of them. 249 00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:44,100 It's better when Robert Evans makes the joke. 250 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,480 The mental image is pretty good. 251 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,600 It is, but he's actually really good at making the joke. 252 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,200 He makes it literally in every single episode. 253 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,880 So if you just play a random episode from behind the bus, 254 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:52,980 they will make that joke. 255 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,880 Okay, I'm going to add that to my never-ending queue podcast. 256 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,380 Top of the queue podcast. 257 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,860 I wonder if this reference to the Euroballistic Rockets and Aerospace Film Company, 258 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,540 I don't know if it's like an urban legend or if it's true, 259 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,180 but movies like Top Gun were all funded by the Pentagon 260 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:13,040 and were used essentially as American military propaganda. 261 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,280 But that's not an urban legend. 262 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:15,860 Is that true? 263 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:16,900 That's terrifying. 264 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:21,600 The American military provides money for pretty much any movie 265 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,400 in the last more or less 30 years. 266 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:24,860 That's absolutely true. 267 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:29,520 They're not hiding this, including all the Marvel and DC movies. 268 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,320 At the end, they always say thanks to support from American military or devil's victim. 269 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,420 Who would have thought Ant-Man was part of the military-industrial complex? 270 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:45,360 Well, basically, any single movie that you see where they have any resemblance of the military showing up, 271 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:48,720 they always have the support of the American military, 272 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,640 mostly because they need access to, as you say, like tanks and shit. 273 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:56,179 Reminds me of the Frankie Boyle joke that only Americans will invade your country 274 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,480 and then come back two years later 275 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,580 and make a movie about how invading your country made them sad. 276 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,060 Pretty much. 277 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,180 Going back to the music video, 278 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,100 it was partially shot in Romania, 279 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,060 which maybe contributes to the last joke at the end. 280 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:09,560 Right, okay. 281 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:10,680 Romanian style. 282 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,980 Who knew that Muse were secretly comrades? 283 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,120 Comrade Belmay. 284 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,040 Yeah, there's a ring to it. 285 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,720 He won't be the first one on the guillotine list. 286 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,340 Okay, make a decent album where we're cutting your head off. 287 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,020 I thought you were things about the latest-ish albums 288 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,580 or later-ish albums. 289 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:28,320 I decided to make an effort to go through and listen to them 290 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:31,080 and try and forgive them. 291 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,820 I haven't yet made that commitment. 292 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,840 I don't know if I can bring myself to it. 293 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:54,300 If you were to make a genre combining sort of B-movie, 294 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,820 what genres would you combine? 295 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,880 I would like to make a 296 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,560 like a heist movie 297 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,660 and maybe it's just the time 298 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,320 for living in 299 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,320 but a kind of pandemic 300 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,340 or you know 301 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,580 like contagion or something 302 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,700 where a heist movie 303 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,540 has to be socially distanced 304 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640 that movie exists 305 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:10,880 it was shot last year 306 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,480 in Harrods 307 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,560 while it was in lockdown 308 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,320 it'd probably be pretty easy 309 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,740 to do a heist during the pandemic 310 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,780 because everyone's working from home 311 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,620 yeah that's true 312 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,840 you'd have security guards 313 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,600 shouting at you over Zoom 314 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:21,460 it's not a movie 315 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,020 but I've always wanted to make a 316 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,319 post-rock elevator music band 317 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,840 oh yeah 318 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:26,560 that'd be good 319 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,700 you walk into the lift 320 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:28,480 and there's just this 321 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,620 ambient soundscape 322 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,000 going on 323 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,100 I've just seen that movie 324 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:31,920 Lockdown 325 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:32,620 it's called 326 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,900 yeah I just saw it 327 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,140 it looks as bad 328 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:35,800 as I thought it would 329 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:36,340 look 330 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,180 coronavirus 331 00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:37,740 heist 332 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,020 yeah 333 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,200 can I take my answer 334 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:39,460 back 335 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:41,920 no 336 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:42,260 no 337 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:42,580 yes 338 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:43,520 no 339 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,020 take two boxes 340 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:44,880 I'll own it 341 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,300 there was another movie 342 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,240 taking advantage of 343 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,140 I remember in the trailer 344 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:48,500 it was like 345 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,380 COVID-22 346 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:49,900 and I was like 347 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,600 oh for fuck's sake 348 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,000 it literally came out 349 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:53,860 towards the end 350 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,599 of the first lockdown 351 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,580 a little bit too soon 352 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,520 not going to lie here 353 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:56,880 I know 354 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,540 Connie fuck off 355 00:15:58,980 --> 00:15:59,540 can I feel like 356 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:00,740 anything has been done 357 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:01,660 I don't think there's 358 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,560 anything original 359 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:03,720 that exists 360 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:04,920 ever in the universe 361 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,020 wow 362 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,220 nothing new under the sun 363 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:07,660 yeah 364 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:08,740 imagine the amount 365 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,460 of bad movies 366 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:10,240 we have seen 367 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,260 combined 368 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,320 a lot 369 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:12,980 a very big 370 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,420 very very big number 371 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,820 I genuinely cannot think 372 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:16,380 of a combination 373 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,560 that has not happened 374 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:18,780 before that they want to watch 375 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,840 has there ever been 376 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:20,580 a film 377 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:21,840 which combines 378 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:22,420 yodeling 379 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:24,580 and 380 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,800 I'm going to say the sound of music exists. 381 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,120 So very possibly. 382 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,300 Well, that's a combination of yodeling and Nazis. 383 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,400 So yeah, that's actually pretty good. 384 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,440 Yeah, but yodeling and Nazis is like one step removed only 385 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,540 because they're all contained in the same part of the world, more or less. 386 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,660 An apocalyptic musical. 387 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,860 Oh, that 100% exists. 388 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,780 We're not going to be able to do this, I don't think. 389 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,180 It's not possible. 390 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,320 Okay, you may be right. 391 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,500 I'm going to say a reality TV show, 392 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,680 but actually it turns out to be real life. 393 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,360 The Tribune Show? 394 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,740 this seems coming to life 395 00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,760 there was a movie last year 396 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,040 it was about cities that had been turned 397 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,980 into tanks and they were 398 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,580 fighting each other 399 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,780 Peter Jackson film, yeah, it's literally about 400 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:09,020 cities that can move and they fight 401 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:09,319 each other 402 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,199 I swear to God, look it up 403 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,939 oh it's called Mortal Engines 404 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,680 well, I think I'm watching that tonight 405 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,480 anachronistic movie where 406 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,040 trying to think of two bands from completely different times 407 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,640 oh no, that would be basically 408 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,819 Back to the Future though 409 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,520 it doesn't exist 410 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,300 it's not possible 411 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,280 anything we come off 412 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,040 with someone has 413 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:28,700 made it better 414 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,900 okay we've proved 415 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,640 that everything is a 416 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:30,860 remix 417 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:31,920 because we're doing 418 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:32,680 the only thing they 419 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:33,360 had left to do 420 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:34,620 smoosh everything 421 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:34,860 together 422 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,060 guys I've got it 423 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:37,420 a kung fu courtroom 424 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:37,840 drama 425 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:38,340 oh 426 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:39,760 literally all in the 427 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,560 courtroom they never 428 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,140 leave the courtroom 429 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,520 but all the judgments 430 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,620 take place in some 431 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:45,360 sort of martial art 432 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:45,580 form 433 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,960 like 12 angry 434 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:47,800 ninjas 435 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:48,340 yes 436 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,160 I like this 437 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,200 it's the court case 438 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,900 after a kung fu 439 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,860 movie where they're 440 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:53,800 all getting charged 441 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,840 the grievous bodily iron. 442 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:28,240 I think my favourite part, I'm just running through the kind of plot of the video, 443 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,360 it's when the unnamed man, he first arrives at the town. 444 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:35,020 The lady looks out of the window, sees him arriving. 445 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,420 Good man gets jumped by a thug and then there's just a guy playing trumpet. 446 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:45,980 And obviously it matches with the music, but just this sudden trumpet playing bandit with a toy gun. 447 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:51,480 But during the fight, there's a scene where there's like a crash zoom on these two women 448 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,200 watching on and they look thoroughly unimpressed. 449 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,600 You stole my favourite moment, yeah. 450 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:56,260 It's like, aye. 451 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,640 Because it just zooms into both of them and one of them looks like she's laughing 452 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,340 and the other one just kind of looks bemused. 453 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:07,160 And I love the transition from the kind of future saloon to the sex scene 454 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,700 where it's those three slaps. 455 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:09,760 It was really good. 456 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,300 I was quite impressed with it when I was first watching it. 457 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:16,140 I'm just, I'm a sucker for something that's like perfectly, like replicated. 458 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:21,480 it and like centered and i was like oof that's nice i didn't even care about the 16 itself it was 459 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:25,300 like whoa that's a good shot i appreciate what they did there and there must have been a moment 460 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:30,860 in the writer's room where they're thinking right how does this go from saloon to bedroom how can we 461 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:37,000 do that you know between the verse and the chorus how can we do that to be fair joseph khan is 462 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:45,240 incredibly prolific it's a very prolific video director he just genuinely always felt like an 463 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,920 absolute creative force. 464 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,600 The majority of his videos 465 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,540 are so fresh and just good. 466 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,300 There's just a lot of references 467 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,740 to like to pulp movies 468 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,420 and like Western, 469 00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,300 like spaghetti Westerns 470 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,020 from the 70s. 471 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,820 I think my favourite point of that 472 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,060 is I think it's during the sex scene 473 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,960 when you just get a brief glimpse 474 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,920 of the film crew in the mirror. 475 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,600 That is my best part. 476 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,720 Sort of shit movie 101. 477 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,400 You just told my favourite part 478 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,200 of the movie, thanks. 479 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,280 Music video. 480 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,240 So we all don't have any favourite parts anymore. 481 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:16,400 No. 482 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,960 An interesting thing about his kind of video-making career, 483 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,760 Gustav von Musterhausen's kind of alter ego, 484 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,040 it appears again in another video. 485 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:27,640 Oh, is it? 486 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,220 Taylor Swift's song, Wildest Dreams. 487 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,320 I think the video is kind of set in the 1950s, 488 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,900 and he's kind of like... 489 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,900 In the Savannah, kind of, yeah. 490 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,540 At one point, there's a clapperboard, 491 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:45,040 you can see that the producer of the movie is G. Mr. Housen. 492 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,680 So it must be just like a character that he falls back on 493 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,320 for these kind of shots. 494 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,260 I like to think he is the guy in the mirror. 495 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,260 He's not, but... 496 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,140 Well, interestingly enough, 497 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,720 there's social media profiles for Gustav von Mr. Housen 498 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,440 and he uses that shot from the mirror as the profile picture. 499 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,000 MySpace one and a Facebook one. 500 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,640 MySpace, well, have they posted anything of late? 501 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,740 I don't know, because MySpace, the format of MySpace has changed like a million times. 502 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:16,960 So I think what would have been posted before is no longer there. 503 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,360 Does MySpace even still exist? 504 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:18,920 It does. 505 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,540 I have no idea how to navigate it, but it's definitely there. 506 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,180 Why are we just not on MySpace to Facebook? 507 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,460 Go to MySpace and you'll immediately find out why. 508 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:29,760 I will. 509 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,620 Oh, fuck, what's going on here? 510 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,140 Did it not turn into like some sort of music site? 511 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,080 Yeah, it's basically... 512 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,420 I think it tried to become like a SoundCloud rival 513 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,340 and then it just didn't know what it was. 514 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,700 Does anyone remember Last.fm? 515 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,280 Yes. 516 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:46,140 I think that's still good. 517 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,000 As far as I know. 518 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,660 Or the one that you downloaded the plugin 519 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,260 and you connected to whatever player you're listening to 520 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,280 and then you showed to your friends 521 00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:54,080 all the music you're listening to, blah, blah, blah, blah. 522 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,960 You could link MSN Messenger with Last.fm 523 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,340 so people could see what you're listening to. 524 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,200 I definitely listened to a lot of Muse 525 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,760 and it showed on my Last.fm all the time. 526 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,480 Another scene that I loved. 527 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,000 Bad guy turns up in town in his car. 528 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,220 There's a bar fight kind of coming to an end. 529 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,000 And our hero, he's fighting at the top of a set of stairs. 530 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,260 And he throws a guy down these stairs. 531 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,020 And then he just points like, you know, finger gun. 532 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,700 He finger guns at the camera. 533 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,100 I think there's another crash zoom there. 534 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:25,580 I think we have to just appreciate that crash zooms are always funny without fail. 535 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:26,140 Yes. 536 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:26,700 I don't know why. 537 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,700 That's a very Tarantino thing, isn't it? 538 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:30,860 He loves a crash zoom. 539 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,060 I feel like you could stretch this out into an actual TV show 540 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,600 or at least a short movie and I'd watch it. 541 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,140 I'll say a short movie, I don't think there's much... 542 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,940 Well, I mean, depends how they make it. 543 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,520 I feel like eventually, depending how they make it, 544 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,760 it might just feel repetitive. 545 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,960 Yeah, if you pad the shit out of it, I suppose it would work. 546 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:49,000 There were no lingering kind of foot shots. 547 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,140 That's the second time Tarantino's foot fetish 548 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,340 has turned up in this podcast. 549 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,360 Do you remember Anna's story about the guy who sniffed feet in Brazil? 550 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,740 Of course I remember that story. 551 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:18,440 I'm a sucker for intentional anachronisms, which this music video is literally what it 552 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:18,820 is. 553 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:23,900 And also, funnily enough, I had never seen the video before, before last night. 554 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,880 And it just kind of reminded me of how I used to like Muse as a teen. 555 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,740 So it was kind of very nice, warm feels. 556 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,080 Anyway, it's a great movie. 557 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,900 10 out of 10 would watch again and you should go and watch it as well. 558 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:39,380 It's pretty much every terrible B movie you've ever watched and loved smashed into one music 559 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:43,600 video comes at you at such an incredible pace that you can't quite take it all in one go. 560 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,600 So I recommend watching it and then watching it again. 561 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,800 My favorite part was the shot of the crew, quote unquote, in the mirror, recording the 562 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,400 sex scene. 563 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,240 Because honestly, who hasn't been there when making any production? 564 00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:58,760 Just accidentally filming the whole crew in a mirror somewhere. 565 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,240 I fucking hate mirrors. 566 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,080 They always catch me like the bastards. 567 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:03,500 Yeah. 568 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,160 Shiny doorknobs as well. 569 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,560 Oh, that's very, very specific. 570 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:11,240 Like, who will be actually staring at the shiny doorknob to look at your face? 571 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:14,020 Sound guys all around the world just staring at the door knob. 572 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,700 The worst part for me is... 573 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:20,780 And that's a funny one, but it just somehow felt both too long and not long enough. 574 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,560 And it might be partially something to do with the rapid editing, I guess. 575 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,820 It's nothing that made me recall we wanted to turn off the video immediately. 576 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,260 Just something that kind of made me go, 577 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,060 that didn't entirely work for me. 578 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,560 But again, going off the video is actually great. 579 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,700 My favourite part was just crash rooms in general. 580 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,200 Just a bit of appreciation for that. 581 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:42,540 Specifically the bit we mentioned earlier, 582 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,300 which was the two uninterested women at two minutes in 583 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,080 when the main guy is just away kicking ass. 584 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:52,520 And the runner up for me is two minutes five when he walks into the sloon. 585 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,100 Not because it's funny. 586 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,680 They just nailed that shot in terms of a homage to cowboy films. 587 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:58,180 They did. 588 00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:58,960 Yeah, they nailed it. 589 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:04,140 And the worst part is the fact that one day I'll have to explain to people younger than me what a CD is. 590 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,980 Well, clearly it's a reflection for all the laser guns. 591 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:09,980 Yeah, yeah. 592 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:12,480 Because it's a self-defense mechanism here. 593 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,540 It's a hologram projector in this. 594 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,440 You should make a suit out of it. 595 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,420 Yeah, a suit of CDs. 596 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:27,580 Out of a few favourite parts, I think it would have to come down to our hero throwing down a thug from the stairs and doing the finger guns at the camera. 597 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:34,380 But there was also a scene that I think if it was to stand on its own, would be really problematic. 598 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:46,080 Would be, you know, when the pseudo KKK turn up with their torches to capture the hero and then the hero then shouts to them, you and I must fight for our rights. 599 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:51,240 I just think the image of somebody shouting to a group of pseudo-KKK, 600 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,260 we must fight for our rights, I think that wouldn't stand up well in history. 601 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,080 You're like, which rights are you talking about? 602 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,040 Specify which rights, please. 603 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,360 Nothing specific. 604 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,100 Don't know what you guys want. 605 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:06,180 All of three seconds. 606 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,580 It's better than a lot of the videos we've watched. 607 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:09,300 Yes. 608 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,080 It could have been deliberate, who knows. 609 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,040 I don't think there's a portion of this video that it's not entirely deliberate, 610 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:18,100 Every single ridiculous 611 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,180 strange choice was thought through 612 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,280 by some fucking psychopath. 613 00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:24,380 Well, I'm going to give this 614 00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:26,460 a resounding eye because I'm a 615 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,180 Matt Bellamy flating 616 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,880 I'm not a 617 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,800 permaversion, but 618 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,920 definitely would flate Matt Bellamy. 619 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,780 I'm going to read it. I'm going to cut that out. 620 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:40,540 Leave it in. 621 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,340 You cut it. 622 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:43,120 Leave it in. 623 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:46,300 You'll see, I always say that and I never do, so we'll see. 624 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:48,440 Aye. 625 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,320 Aye. 626 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,160 Yes, aye. 627 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:50,780 Sorry. 628 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,080 I forgot what you were doing. 629 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,840 Yeah, it's aye. 630 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,140 It's a fun six-minute video for you to watch. 631 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,080 I give it a guest aye. 632 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,220 A standing aye. 633 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:01,960 I love it. 634 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,900 okay take a look at today's show notes for links to today's videos links to instagram etc 635 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,960 Also email, go into farcasts at gmail.com 636 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,840 if you have any other recommendations or thoughts. 637 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,380 If you're enjoying the podcast, 638 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:36,140 leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, 639 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,140 or Podcast Player of Choice. 640 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:38,340 Please. 641 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:40,360 Please, please do. 642 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,940 Also, if you look in the show notes, 643 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,780 we now have a link to our co-fi page. 644 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,480 Basically, you can donate to the show 645 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,300 to help us not have to do Squarespace adverts 646 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,160 because we will fucking do it if we need to. 647 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,320 I swear to God. 648 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,500 And just because it's that time of the year, 649 00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:01,460 We're taking a very short break of maybe four to six-ish weeks, maybe. 650 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:07,780 Anyway, follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Newgate updates 651 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:11,480 when we're actually on our way back to your ears. 652 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:14,240 I just want to go and have fun in the sun. 653 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,160 And you should do as well, and also distance and wear a mask. 654 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,200 Are we technically in the post-apocalypse now? 655 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,460 Because it's potentially after the apocalypse. 656 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,420 We're doing the apocalypse still, no? 657 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,580 We're still mid-apocalypse. 658 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,480 at the moment. It would make a lot of sense 659 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,080 if the post-apocalypse was also 660 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,640 incredibly disappointing. 661 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,260 No laser guns! On that note 662 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,280 say goodbye, everyone. 663 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:36,800 Bye. Thanks for having me, guys. 664 00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,140 Bye.