1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:02,820 I mostly felt depressed, so maybe Christmas is yes, I guess? 2 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:17,320 Hello and welcome to We Can't Rewind, We've Gone Too Far, a podcast where a Scotsman, an 3 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:22,580 Irishman and a Bulgarian review the most terrible, silliest and weirdest as fuck music videos. 4 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,120 Hello, I'm Neily. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,160 I am Neil. 6 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:25,820 I am Dave. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,380 take a look at the show notes for links to today's videos links to instagram and all the social media 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:37,760 also email us at gone to forecast at gmail.com we'd love to hear your thoughts and any recommendations 9 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:43,200 for any videos you might have also don't hit us please put the podcast up on youtube to try and 10 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:49,120 take advantage of the algorithm and hopefully have more listeners oh sure you don't say that that's 11 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:54,640 yeah that's that's confidential um as as the law person that's confidential but yeah so if you're 12 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,480 listening to this on YouTube, what the fuck are you doing? 13 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,560 Get a podcast app and subscribe 14 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:00,240 below, you fucking monster. 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,180 But we still like you because you're listening to us. 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,059 Smash that bell button. 17 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,500 Sorry, I had to. 18 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:07,900 Happy holidays, yo. 19 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,660 This is the season to be jolly. 20 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,080 And what can be jolly is the Noliva Newton-John 21 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,460 and John Travolta singing their hearts out 22 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,620 trying to warm ours. 23 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,260 This is 2012's I Think You Might Like It. 24 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,400 And no, we had not heard of that song either 25 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,680 and we'll be surprised if you actually like it. 26 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,100 Here comes my hometown 27 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:27,980 So good to get my wheels down 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,680 I'm coming home tonight 29 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:36,860 Here comes that magical spell of Christmas Eve 30 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,320 There's nothing you can do 31 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,420 But wear your heart, punch your slew 32 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,780 So to give you a little history on this, 33 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,660 I think you might like it is the only original song 34 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:50,780 from the 2012 Christmas-themed album of Newton, John and Travolta. 35 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,740 Yes, this thing exists. 36 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:56,680 It's called This Christmas, and it's full of everyone's favourite seasonal tunes. 37 00:01:57,300 --> 00:02:01,300 Yet among the most overplayed songs of all time, we find this little gem of a turd. 38 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,760 It's sort of a country, but sort of like a pop song. 39 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,400 The song was targeted as a sequel to You're the One That I Want, 40 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,820 probably as imagined by a person who has never heard of the song or watched the film Grease. 41 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,880 This song was written by John Farrer, the writer of You're the One That I Want. 42 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:18,620 No, we'll all do this. 43 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:22,980 According to Newton-John herself, she came up with the idea of recording music together 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,060 with Travolta. After she remembered that one 45 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,040 song 30 years ago that people sort of liked 46 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:28,800 Olivia John Newton has quoted 47 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,080 I thought to myself, wouldn't people want to 48 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,980 hear us do other songs? No 49 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:35,160 Olivia. Literally no one wanted to hear 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,740 you sing it too 51 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,780 It's so true 52 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:41,080 If you like so bad it's good, for the love 53 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:42,720 of Santa go watch this now, it's 54 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,120 fucking spectacular. The video can be summarised 55 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,580 in two words, line dancing 56 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,080 The long description includes John Travolta 57 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,019 spray painted on hair, random 58 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,140 Christmas presents to remind us that this is in fact 59 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:55,180 a holiday song and the fact that it mostly takes 60 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,880 place in an airport waiting area 61 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,040 and tons of line dancing because of course 62 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,260 that's what you want in your Christmas video. We have absolutely 63 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:03,060 no information about this video 64 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:05,220 and why would we have anything considering it looks 65 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,220 like it was literally a DSLR left on a 66 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,900 tripod pointing at stuff happening. 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,600 Is there a director? Probably not. 68 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,040 Who's the D-O-P? 69 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,560 Who cares? Is there an art department? 70 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,140 Or is there a guy with a bunch of fucking presents? 71 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,359 It was literally shot in a half a day 72 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,980 with zero skills or imagination. 73 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,520 Who is the D-Poop? 74 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:24,580 D-Poop? 75 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:26,580 Did I say D-Poop? 76 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:30,120 No, you butchered D-O-P, 77 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,560 but it sounds like D-Poop. 78 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,280 I can actually tell you 79 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,900 who the D-O-P is. 80 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:36,880 Really? 81 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,040 Yeah, I can. 82 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,360 Do please share. 83 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:43,460 Yeah, I've been doing some CSI-style digging. 84 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,240 Investigative journalism. 85 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,040 Yeah, you could say that, D-E-V-E. 86 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,000 That is not a fact. 87 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,180 I'm not a certified investigative journalist. 88 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,460 You just play one on TV. 89 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:56,960 So if you check Discord, I've just posted a GIF now. 90 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,500 Keep in mind, it's a very low-res GIF. 91 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:04,260 If you look in the mirror of Olivia's blue card, you can see ZOP. 92 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:09,780 Now, I can't make his face out because I don't have CSI enhancing tools, but he is there. 93 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:17,380 And it does look like he's on a golf buggy, which immediately has production value to this production valueless video. 94 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,480 zooming and enhancing. It looks like 95 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:20,959 from a zoomed right in 96 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:23,180 I just headbutted the microphone 97 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,400 I can see a guy's arms and then I can see another guy 98 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,460 standing over him I think. So we can confirm 99 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:29,460 that there was at least two people working 100 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,380 on this video which is surprising. I thought 101 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,320 I presumed it was the only one. Well considering that 102 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,600 John Travolta is missing from this image 103 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,600 I wonder whether he's the one standing 104 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,520 over the GOP. Just kind of 105 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,500 menacingly standing next to him. Film it you 106 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,600 son of a bitch. You'll never work in this 107 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:44,100 town again. 108 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,700 I can't remember what John Travolta actually sounds like. 109 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,720 It's close enough. 110 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,180 He sounds like this. 111 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:51,960 What was in Greece? 112 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:52,400 Damn it. 113 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,180 There's a reason why none of us are actors. 114 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,540 He's Italian. 115 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,820 No, he's not Italian, but he's sort of like that. 116 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,240 Italian, American heritage, and he's a Scientologist. 117 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,360 But yeah, so there's definitely a DOP in that shot somewhere. 118 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:08,160 Can confirm this wasn't shot by a robot. 119 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,480 Yes, which is something. 120 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,720 A sentient golf buggy. 121 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,740 Did anyone feel Christmassy watching this? 122 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,640 I mostly felt depressed. 123 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,500 So maybe Christmas he is, I guess. 124 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:20,080 The only really signs of Christmas is that the red jumpers are wearing 125 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,340 when they're watching It's a Wonderful Life. 126 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:26,100 This sort of slightly awkwardly piled up boxes of Christmas presents. 127 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,700 Clearly empty boxes, you mean? 128 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:28,720 Yes, yes. 129 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:29,700 Clearly empty boxes. 130 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,560 The novelty sized boxes, yeah. 131 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,340 I do, as much as it's horrific in every single way, 132 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,260 horrifically brilliant, 133 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,540 I do get where they're coming from with the whole airport thing 134 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,540 because it's like people coming home for Christmas 135 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,040 and they're like, oh my God, I haven't seen you in this entire year 136 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,540 if they've been away fighting a war 137 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,640 or whatever the rest of these characters are doing. 138 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,640 Would it have been that expensive 139 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,840 to pay for stock footage of an airport, 140 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,020 like an actual airport, 141 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,100 to put like an establishing shot 142 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,500 so people know what they're exactly looking at? 143 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,800 Yeah, you see the runway 144 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,460 and it was weird actually 145 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,280 because the bit where Joan Travolta 146 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,160 and Olivia Newton-John run towards each other, 147 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:07,760 initially I thought that was like 148 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,140 outside her house or something like that 149 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,720 but then I realised the jet was sitting in the background 150 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,920 so that must just be another part of the airport 151 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,680 But yeah, we have no establishing shots. 152 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,700 She can have a jet in her backyard. 153 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:18,660 You don't know this. 154 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,220 This is one thing I know about John Travolta. 155 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:23,360 He does have a runway attached to his house. 156 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,060 He does? 157 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,160 Because he's such a keen pilot. 158 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,320 Is he actually a certified pilot? 159 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:29,860 Yeah, yeah, he's a fully certified pilot. 160 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:30,580 Yeah, he can fly. 161 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,720 I think he can fly commercial airliners. 162 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,300 Sorry, are we talking like Airbus size or 12-seater size? 163 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:39,800 I think Airbus size. 164 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,240 Fuck, really? 165 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,540 Yeah, I think he can drive like... 166 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:42,980 Drive. 167 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,560 the shot of him 168 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,940 landing at the start might actually be him 169 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:50,840 pilot in it it is it is shot at his house 170 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:52,780 I can I can confirm that 171 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,760 the reason why I can 172 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,820 confirm that got another photo coming 173 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,340 here we go 174 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,520 oh my god yes 175 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:02,380 so it was shot yeah 176 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,660 he loves planes that much 177 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,780 look at his house right okay I'm gonna put this 178 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:08,740 as the chapter art so 179 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,820 look at your podcast player of choice right now and you 180 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:11,879 will see an aerial 181 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,520 aerial shot of John DeVault's house. 182 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,340 It's an actual airport. 183 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,360 That means that John has that little foyer. 184 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,080 That's his. 185 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,840 That's his little foyer. 186 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,180 This actually changes everything 187 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,300 because I presume this was like 188 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,260 some small town airport 189 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:26,960 they were shooting in. 190 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,860 But they've actually just shot it in his house 191 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:30,240 because his house is an airport. 192 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah. 193 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,700 Yeah, because you can see the bit 194 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,260 where he's running. 195 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:35,380 Oh, yes. 196 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,420 Yeah, he's literally... 197 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,720 He's parked his plane. 198 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:38,700 He's running off his plane. 199 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:38,960 Wow. 200 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,000 This is life-changing. 201 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,820 That took a direction I did not expect. 202 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:42,580 That's mean. 203 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:43,380 No, it's not amazing. 204 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,600 It's absolutely horrifying. 205 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,640 Who would want George Watt as their air pilot? 206 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:48,380 Just saying. 207 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,540 But he's taking the student film approach 208 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,560 of just filming it in your house, but... 209 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:53,780 Only his house is a mansion 210 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:55,820 with an air pilot attached to it. 211 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,420 This explains a lot of the video, to be honest, 212 00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,580 because it's like, he was like, 213 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,180 oh, I can't really be bothered finding a location, 214 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,120 all that stuff. 215 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:02,880 Can you shoot my house? 216 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:03,600 What have I got in my house? 217 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,660 Have I got a runway? 218 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:05,940 Planes and shit. 219 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:06,800 Just shoot that. 220 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,880 They still went down the route of Campyarist. 221 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:12,920 It's just that they happen to not live in a bedroom flat in Glasgow or something. 222 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,320 Lazy filmmaker, rich privilege. 223 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,960 Something with horrible line dancing skills. 224 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,100 I actually don't know. 225 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,580 Is that good line dancing? 226 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,340 None of the dancers look particularly good, but I don't understand. 227 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,080 I believe we do have some Americans in the audience. 228 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:30,560 So email, gone to Farcast at gmail.com. 229 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,720 Is this good line dancing? 230 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,320 We don't know. 231 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,760 *Music* 232 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,780 Let's take a second on "Dogbaas is here" 233 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,180 I love it so much 234 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:04,320 That's back in 2012, still the period of his life where he still painted on his hair. 235 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,980 And it does look painted and also looks a bit like as if it was a sticker directly on his head. 236 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,560 And it looks exactly as uncanny as you think. 237 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:19,320 I imagine a man that age would have some sort of grey, like a grey hair, but it's like matte black. 238 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,500 It's like a void. 239 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,800 Yeah, it's like a black hole. 240 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:27,400 I mean, I can imagine that someone who came from being a young stud or something 241 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:31,100 and then having his hair just kind of, you know, like receding and everything. 242 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,820 And imagine it's probably quite shocking. 243 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,720 I imagine Greasy had some good moves. 244 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,840 I've never actually seen it, but I gather it's about dancing. 245 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,900 I don't know, I've seen it. 246 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,100 Once it's fine, it's boring. 247 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,820 Everyone is like high schoolers played by 35-year-olds. 248 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,580 That classic American tradition. 249 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,060 Yes. 250 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:51,460 They have a plot line of a girl, girl, quote-unquote. 251 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:55,240 think she was like in her late 20s or something having pregnancy scared at the beginning of the 252 00:09:55,380 --> 00:10:00,080 year and at the end of the year she realizes she's not pregnant and it's like this is the duration of 253 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:06,240 a whole pregnancy what the hell um and then they fly away in a flying car which you think is the 254 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:11,260 reference circling back to this fucking piece of shit ah okay i've seen the flying car that makes 255 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:15,440 sense so this is this is basically a sequel to greaser oh that's what they envisioned at least 256 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,459 yeah it's a really bad low budget sequel to greaser greaser greaser greaser greaser greaser 257 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:25,680 for you and yours why is it called greece yeah it's something to do with like 50s high school 258 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:32,980 culture i guess yeah it's connected to the motorcycle people engine nerds whatever who 259 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:37,220 are called the greasers i think i think i think i only know that through west side story if i 260 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,280 remember that right which also movie haven't seen slash musical haven't i've not seen it in years 261 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,919 but i remember enjoying it i mean it did win some oscar some show it's better than fucking greece 262 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,780 Grease, not to be confused with Grease 2, which is even worse. 263 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:49,340 Anyway. 264 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:50,320 I didn't know there was a sequel. 265 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,220 So this is Grease 3 then. 266 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:52,940 The reunion. 267 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:58,480 I did find out while I was doing some vague Wikipedia-ing that was it JTP Films, 268 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:03,000 thinking who the fuck is that not making the connection that it's obviously John Travolta Productions. 269 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:09,360 And then some sort of database came up with publications with references to Scientology. 270 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,640 This might be some sort of Scientologist propaganda. 271 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,280 Were you guys not aware that he's a Scientologist as fuck? 272 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,160 I try not to pay attention to these things. 273 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,540 I knew it was one. 274 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,700 I just, I didn't know to what degree. 275 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,840 Well, Battlestar Galactica. 276 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:24,940 No, Battlestar Galactica. 277 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:26,720 Battleship Earth. 278 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:27,720 Battleship Earth. 279 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,260 I'm sorry. 280 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:29,740 Battleship Earth. 281 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Oh, my God, that's a thing. 282 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:31,920 I'd watch that. 283 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,420 Battleship, hold on, what? 284 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,260 Battleship Earth is written, 285 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,860 was not written by Aaron Howard. 286 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:38,540 How about? 287 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,180 Battle, battlefield, battlefield. 288 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:40,900 Oh, battlefield. 289 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:41,380 Battlefield. 290 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:42,820 Battleship Earth. 291 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:43,640 Oh, yes. 292 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,360 I remember that. 293 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,380 close enough 294 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,580 just a mental image that conjures 295 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:50,580 I haven't seen this 296 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,640 it's got a really good Rotten Tomatoes score 297 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,700 what is it? 298 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:55,760 it's got 3 299 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,640 I have seen Battlefield Earth 300 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,180 however I was high as fuck at the time 301 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,620 and I literally remember none of it 302 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,220 so is it good? 303 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:05,900 I don't know 304 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,880 it is not good and also I'm so disappointed in you too 305 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,000 seriously you didn't know that he was a Scientologist? 306 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,439 no I did 307 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:17,780 I just presume all American celebrities are Scientologists at this point. 308 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:23,140 But yeah, so Battlefield Earth also referred to as Battlefield Earth, a saga of the year 3000. 309 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:31,680 It's a 2000 American science fiction action film based in the 1982 novel of the same name by L. Ron Hubbard, 310 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:35,200 who is also famously the Scientologist person guy, dude. 311 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,600 And that film was produced by JTP Productions. 312 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,100 Yeah, because who else would give John Travolta acting anymore? 313 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,220 Also apologies for my cut quiz meowing behind me. 314 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:49,840 It's won multiple Razzie Awards and stinker bad movie awards. 315 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:50,400 Nice. 316 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:51,480 It's not bad. 317 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:53,360 I might have to add it to the bad film night roster. 318 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,860 Do you want to do this to yourself again? 319 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,460 The whole video has that kind of corporate film, 320 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,440 like getting your mates to help you out sort of vibe to it. 321 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,120 So I'm presuming all the people in it are friends and family and stuff like that. 322 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,020 I'm pretty sure none of them are actually actors, 323 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,200 judging by the look on their faces when they're trying to avoid looking at the camera. 324 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,360 Our fellow Church of Scientology members. 325 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,960 It does say then, special thanks to the people of Ocala. 326 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:21,360 When I thought this was all shot in a town and not John Travolta's back garden, 327 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,120 I thought, oh, it must just be all the people in the town they've got together. 328 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:28,100 But if that's true, then they must have shipped people in to get it, to do it. 329 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:32,360 Probably his staff, like cleaners and maintenance guys. 330 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:38,200 And his personal security guards, I guess, which are the police, not police, army people. 331 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,860 And the security dude. 332 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,840 It's the people who clean his planes, multiple planes. 333 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,500 And their kids. 334 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,060 They all look like they don't want to be... 335 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:45,840 Well, they don't, man. 336 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,820 They look like they're having fun, 337 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,240 but they also look like, 338 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,760 oh, I don't know how to be in front of a camera. 339 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,360 Yeah, no, they all look like they're having fun. 340 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,060 It's just that having fun is not what an actor make. 341 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,800 No, considering that neither Olivia Newton-John 342 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,720 or John Travolta are particularly good actors to begin with. 343 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,940 I was about to say the same thing. 344 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,600 It's like the only thing that saves all the supporting actors 345 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,100 is the fact that the two, quote-unquote, 346 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,560 A-listers are pretty shit in it anyway as well. 347 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,160 There's some booby quads in there. 348 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,740 I found a really interesting Forbes article. 349 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,920 It's titled Private Aviation Community Home to John Travolta is Up for Sale in Florida. 350 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:22,340 So Ocala is the closest town to where John Travolta lives. 351 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,800 So he roped in the, obviously, the locals and whatnot. 352 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,200 All the people who are coming home for Christmas and they're all apparently landing in John Travolta's back garden. 353 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,900 Because he's such a pillar of the local community. 354 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,160 What's all their backstory? 355 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,460 You've got a soldier who's like meeting his family. 356 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,400 You've got the soldier who sees the security guards and goes, 357 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,320 I guess, and goes, hey, buddy, how are you doing? 358 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:41,920 Hugs him. 359 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:45,300 I have the feeling that probably the second soldier 360 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:48,340 is actually probably a secret lover with a security guard, 361 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:52,740 but you need to keep it low because Scientology probably doesn't approve LGBT. 362 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,100 So he's just like, oh, hey, pal. 363 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:55,640 Friend. 364 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,800 He blanked him for a good four seconds. 365 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:58,760 That made me laugh. 366 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,060 It's a very small room. 367 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,620 He's kind of looking around going, 368 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:04,140 well, in fact, I'll tell you what I initially thought. 369 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,060 He's looking around for his family or whatever. 370 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,680 like uh yeah and then eventually he looks at the security guards and goes fuck it you'll do 371 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:18,360 anyway there's also the family that uh mother with the child meeting two young or three young 372 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,860 girls and they all hug and they're happy about each other and i'm very confused what their 373 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:29,579 relationship is i thought oh maybe that's their mother and that's their new child newborn brother 374 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,420 but age difference feels a bit off. 375 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,780 Could be cousins, I guess. 376 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,980 I think the best part about this particular shot 377 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,960 when the family all run up and hug each other 378 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,000 is the security guard in the background 379 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,560 is once again doing the old 380 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,960 oh, nearly looked at the camera. 381 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160 No, just going to look over there. 382 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:47,620 Acting natural. 383 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:15,040 the main thing about it is just how did it happen i'm like what is the point in this is it just 384 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,520 john travolta being on an eagle trip and going i'm gonna do a christmas sequel to greece and music 385 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:25,000 video form wikipedia actually has an answer to this oh allegedly olivia newton john was writing 386 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:30,780 or sending a christmas card to john travolta where she for some reason mentioned you're the one that 387 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:36,580 they want and then it's when she thought oh maybe it would be great if we actually uh record more 388 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:42,639 music 30 years later although nobody asked for this and the one thing that stood out was apparently 389 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,560 they decided they're going to 390 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,800 donate their proceedings to their 391 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,500 selected charities, which 392 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,620 sounds fantastic, only to test selected 393 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,260 charities at their own foundations. 394 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,680 So basically Olivia Newton-John gave 395 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,620 money to herself, and John Travolta 396 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,680 gave money to himself. Wait a minute, this is a 397 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,140 money laundering scheme, isn't it? 398 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,020 I didn't want to say it because Scientology 399 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,640 is going to get after us, but 400 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,800 kind of, probably, yes. 401 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,880 Any views expressed in this 402 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,899 podcast are something 403 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:15,280 like possibly wrong i don't know well even if it's not money laundering it's just faking it being like 404 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:20,819 oh yeah no we're very very generous because you're just paying themselves okay if we presume for for 405 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:27,459 legal reasons because um our legal department is neil and yes i have a friend of uh a friend who's a 406 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:33,820 lawmaker therefore so am i he can say this but he can't take our hair we're legally our our legal 407 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:38,279 department obliged us to confirm that we don't actually think that john travolta nor olivian 408 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:43,460 and john are actually money laundering it's it's just for shitting egos we promise just really looks 409 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:49,860 like it probably money don't tell anyone yeah let's not talk about it if we say it quietly it's not 410 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:56,080 legally binding could just be they wanted an excuse to have their little eagle drip music video 411 00:17:56,230 --> 00:18:03,879 yeah which is bad enough i just always found it incredibly tasteless when celebrities do something 412 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,160 or celebrities or people with foundations or charities. 413 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,140 They'll do something and then they will donate money to their own foundation. 414 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,620 Like, it's not them only doing it. 415 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,700 It's the same with, I don't know, everyone. 416 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,480 Like, yeah, they're giving money. 417 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,360 That's great, but they're giving money to themselves. 418 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,860 But if a newspaper overlooks where the money's going, 419 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,000 then, oh dear, that's a shame. 420 00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:24,520 Yeah, people look fine. 421 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,100 There's a million other foundations that you can... 422 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,820 You can still very happily money laundering 423 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,280 if they send money to their friends' foundations instead, you know. 424 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,500 Classy money laundering. 425 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,560 Yeah, classic money laundering. 426 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,620 You send me money, I send you money. 427 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,000 We never run out of money. 428 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:45,240 I mean, it's a perfect example of a well-made, highly financed video. 429 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,260 Goes to show when you have the talent, you can make anything work. 430 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,380 Neil, are you okay? 431 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,440 If you're not okay, please blink twice. 432 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:54,680 You've got someone who's worked in the film industry for years and years, 433 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,640 and I presume he's not short on money, or at least wasn't at this point, 434 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,480 but it still looks absolutely terrible. 435 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,420 It literally looks like a really bad corporate film. 436 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,580 I'm just quite bemused about how someone with that level of kind of experience and probably money, 437 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:11,820 maybe not just hire someone who knew how to make a good video. 438 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:12,920 It's strange. 439 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:13,600 It's very strange. 440 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,040 I can, Dave, I can tell you now why. 441 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:16,340 Why? 442 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:19,580 They literally didn't pay anyone involved to make this. 443 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,620 Ah, yes, that'll just add. 444 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:22,820 Obvious. 445 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,440 Come on, you know it as well as I do. 446 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,780 Yeah. 447 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:25,840 Nellie, you know it too. 448 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,560 All the people from the town of Ocala, wherever it was, yeah, they didn't get paid. 449 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,680 Here guys, do you want to come to John's house? 450 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:35,600 Be in a music video? 451 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,340 Yeah, have the act. 452 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,580 What's for lunch, you say? 453 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,420 Oh, don't be silly. 454 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,060 It's bring your own. 455 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:44,900 In conclusion, John Travolta is a shady gum tree chef slash a Craigslist producer. 456 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,040 No one expects much from Christmas videos. 457 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:47,700 Yeah. 458 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:52,320 But at least you expect some level of cheesiness, which this video just works. 459 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:53,720 There's just nothing there. 460 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,440 It's nothing. 461 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,920 It's just devoid of emotions. 462 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,880 Nelly, this video has cheese. 463 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,660 It's just gone very, very bad. 464 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:01,740 Does it have cheese though? 465 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,020 Oh no no I mean the cheese has gone black. 466 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,980 It's not good cheese. 467 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:13,840 I think there's an attempt of humour but it just falls flat and I look at anything like 468 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,640 this and sort of ask myself if I was someone who made this or if I was even the guy who 469 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,920 edited this would I at the end of the day go that's a job well done. 470 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,560 I feel happy with what I've done with that. 471 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,800 John's gonna love this. 472 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:29,380 Before we go to the final points I just want to point out one thing. 473 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,020 So this is what's on John Travolta's official website to say about this video. 474 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,800 So if you just want to click that link. 475 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,340 Why didn't we think of going to JohnTravolta.com? 476 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:44,060 I'm very certain I saw this but ignored it because I'm scared of Scientology knowing my... 477 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,440 And if you look at this rich link full of content... 478 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:52,080 Well, for listeners at home, it's white page in blue letters in capital letters. 479 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,240 I think you might like it. 480 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,220 Posted on March 22nd, 2016. 481 00:20:55,440 --> 00:21:00,000 and then there was a square with a picture of the two of them standing there and some 482 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,100 social media links and that's it is there even a link to the video nope 483 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,700 Dave don't be silly what do you what do you think this web page magic is the fuck John 484 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:14,520 can we also point out that whoever decided to post this did it four years after the video 485 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,900 we should update the website now 486 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:25,400 uh the two of you i would like you to actually click on the link leading to our website 487 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:29,360 their own website we're now looking at the website of the people who built the website i think 488 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:36,960 just look at the quality that someone like of their own website it's not good i've just got a 489 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,800 pop-up going hi there would you like to schedule your free website and marketing consultation 490 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:53,360 yes i'm gonna reply hi guys how was john pravolta to work with are you actually sending us yes oh my 491 00:21:53,380 --> 00:22:02,160 god oh oh bacon bacon oh fuck we've we've lost we've lost this is what happens when we joke with 492 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:09,180 john travolta gets us is he just going to office one by one scott we need to be on the lookout because 493 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:15,840 john travolta is going to catch us bacon neil bacon the uh destroyed my bandwidth 494 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,040 and made my interest. 495 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,080 Just have a... 496 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,820 This is what Scientology wants you to think. 497 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,340 It's probably late in America right now. 498 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,700 I don't know if I'm going to get a reply here. 499 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:26,940 Either that or they're ignoring me. 500 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,300 Going like, oh, God, not another one. 501 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,300 How do you know? 502 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,620 Nobody actually goes to his website. 503 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,820 Should we go to Final Nostal? 504 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:36,480 Yeah, do it. 505 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,160 I'll leave this open and I'll see if I get any replies. 506 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:39,800 Okay. 507 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,640 I'm thinking probably not. 508 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:01,360 *laughs* 509 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,420 The existence of this video is pure miracle, but not one of those nice miracles that makes 510 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,080 you all happy and warm in the stomach. 511 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:13,400 Think Old Testament miracle, where God makes you suffer for shits and giggles and calls 512 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,960 it a "miracle" in quotes. 513 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:18,880 It's so baffling that it lays me speechless, which doesn't happen very often. 514 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,500 All I can say is: "Be happy that the video is only 3 minutes long. 515 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:24,360 A blink of your eyes and it's gone. 516 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:29,080 And then you can play better holiday music or, if you're anything like me, play Russian 517 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:33,360 circles and have a sip of good whiskey to make the pain of your bleeding ears go away. 518 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:34,580 Good choice in the Russian circles. 519 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,380 I know, fantastic. 520 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,000 This is what I was listening to while I was writing this, because my ears were bleeding. 521 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:39,920 And downing whiskey. 522 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,600 It wasn't a sip of good whiskey, it was all the whiskey. 523 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:46,120 The sheer awkwardness of this video is off the fucking charts. 524 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:51,040 It has the unmistakable je ne sais quoi only found in safety videos for oil companies. 525 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:55,040 Everyone in it, including the two stars, look like they had to do it for fear of being demoted 526 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:58,260 or, as we've just discovered, kicked out of the Church of Scientology. 527 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,720 You can feel everyone trying to avoid looking at the camera. 528 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,820 You can smell the unmistakable scent of student filmmakers. 529 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:07,220 I don't understand how this happens, but it's a thing that exists. 530 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,440 Does it feel like Christmas? I guess. 531 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:12,460 Does it make me feel festive? Sure. Would I recommend it? 532 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,020 Heck yes. It's pure banter. It's fun. It made me laugh a lot, 533 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,040 but I won't be playing this at my Christmas party. 534 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:21,980 Favourite parts? I got a chuckle at the unimpressed cop by a woman at 40 in. 535 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:26,080 It's just him watching the family in front hug. 536 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,520 It looks like it's awkward for him. 537 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,260 It's almost like he's thinking, what are you guys doing? 538 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,000 I don't know, I find that pretty funny. 539 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:38,480 Oh, and yes, if you go to 1.47, if you guys can go over to that now. 540 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,860 Tell me, what the hell does John say? 541 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,140 1.47. 542 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:47,340 No stopping at the ways. 543 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,340 No stopping at the ways. 544 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,100 At the ways? 545 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,240 No stopping at the ways. 546 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,320 Tackling the ivory. 547 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,740 No, I hear no stopping at Louise. 548 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:08,120 Like a place or person called Louise. 549 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,740 No stopping at Louise. 550 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:10,340 Yeah. 551 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:11,120 Who fucks Louise? 552 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,180 Oh, wait, no, it sounds different now. 553 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:13,980 I must do it again, wasn't it? 554 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,340 Yeah, listen to it on repeat. 555 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,520 It gets changed every time. 556 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,920 The more you listen to it, the more it's going to be explicable. 557 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,680 It's easy for you to say. 558 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:24,860 I can't say that word. 559 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:25,280 Sorry. 560 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,000 Anyway, don't listen to it more than once. 561 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,660 I think it's no stopping at the Waze. 562 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,560 I don't know where the Waze is. 563 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:32,480 It's Louise. 564 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,820 It's where Louise lives, obviously. 565 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:35,820 Don't stop at Louise. 566 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,460 Do your worst, Neil, while you're at it. 567 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,060 My worst part, I don't think it's relevant. 568 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:46,700 Yeah, I was surprised to find out that JTP Films was actually John Travolta's own production company. 569 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,900 I thought it was going by the quality of my first watch. 570 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,020 Student community college, you know, it was them putting it together. 571 00:25:55,540 --> 00:26:02,420 and I'm surprised that they managed to make something feel like it was made by a first-year media student's attempt at making a music video. 572 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,260 Kind of shocked me, to be honest, but I think it goes to show. 573 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,220 Even if you have money, you maybe don't have talent. 574 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,040 Maybe. 575 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:13,860 Oh, and bonus for the listeners, I think my favourite John Travolta film is Face Off. 576 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,600 Oh, Face Off. 577 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:22,240 Although that's, it's basically because it's him and Nick Cage, and that's an unstoppable duo. 578 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:24,320 Plus, plus it's made by 579 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:25,300 John Woo 580 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:26,700 John Woo 581 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,120 Oh really, is it actually? 582 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,520 The premise is absurd 583 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:32,860 It's got Nick Cage in it 584 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,500 It's a masterpiece 585 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,660 End of discussion 586 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,880 Yeah, yeah 587 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,240 What Dave said 588 00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:39,220 Have you seen it? 589 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:40,440 I saw it years ago 590 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,140 I haven't seen it in ages 591 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,820 But I have been doing 592 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,500 A virtual Nick Cage movie night 593 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:45,360 On and off 594 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,680 So it'll be watched again 595 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,580 Should I just do my best and worst? 596 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,180 Go for it 597 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:49,620 Okay 598 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,520 The best moment of the video 599 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,720 is the end credits 600 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,020 and the worst moment 601 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,080 is my completely 602 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:55,600 fucked up 603 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:57,180 YouTube algorithm 604 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,300 after watching the video 605 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,120 that's it 606 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:00,420 I hate that video 607 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,640 the best moment is 608 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,240 58 seconds in 609 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:03,820 as John 610 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,480 bursts forth 611 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:05,660 bursts forth 612 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:06,920 from his private jet 613 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:07,620 and sings 614 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:08,920 I'm coming home 615 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,840 I literally laughed out loud 616 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,560 I can't 617 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,980 I can't quite find the words 618 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,240 to describe why it's hilarious 619 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,980 but I'm just gonna watch it again 620 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,200 it's the little 621 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,500 the little jog down the street 622 00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:20,340 the steps 623 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,500 yeah 624 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,880 I think the gif that I posted, 625 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,820 I think his lips are saying, 626 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:28,460 I'm coming. 627 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:29,500 I'm coming. 628 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,480 Forever, forever, forever. 629 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,140 Oh no. 630 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,940 Oh no. 631 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:36,260 And my worst moment is right at the end, 632 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,160 as they're in the car, 633 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,040 about to drive away. 634 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:38,840 I like it. 635 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,700 He goes, I like it. 636 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:40,800 I like it. 637 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,900 Well, it's so badly that sound. 638 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,280 I just find it offensive. 639 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,180 That last scene, 640 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,200 I was told by my partner 641 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,680 that that's a nod to Greece. 642 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:49,840 Oh, so yeah, 643 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,180 because that'll be where the car flies off. 644 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,180 Yes, but obviously they didn't have the budget for the effects. 645 00:27:56,940 --> 00:28:00,220 As an actual actor, I would like to hear Connie's opinion about this movie. 646 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:01,800 Movie? Video? About this video. 647 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:04,400 Because I showed it to her and she just laughed. 648 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,700 That's a fair reaction, to be honest. 649 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,000 I said, does this mean it's Christmas night? Can we put our tree up? 650 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,080 Yeah, she wasn't impressed. 651 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,580 Should we do the conclusion? 652 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,180 Yeah, I sort of know. 653 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,540 The soul bad it's good sort of energy did not last. 654 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:20,360 this whole podcast. 655 00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:21,880 So it's a no from me. 656 00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:23,660 This is a very fun video, 657 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,580 but honestly, 658 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,380 I never really want to watch it again. 659 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:28,440 I don't even think I would tell people about this. 660 00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:30,160 I don't think it really deserves to be seen. 661 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:30,900 It's a bit late now, 662 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:32,520 we're doing a podcast about it. 663 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:33,560 Yeah, well, 664 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,760 I kind of feel that, 665 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:35,160 you know, 666 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,100 it's quite good banter 667 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:39,000 and you can watch it once 668 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,040 and a couple of times 669 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:41,040 and get a chuckle out of it, 670 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,640 but it's just very forgettable. 671 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:44,460 So it's a very strong no from me 672 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,700 with a bit of caveat. 673 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,140 If you ever want to watch it 674 00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:47,880 just for shits and giggles, 675 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:49,760 please mute it 676 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:51,260 Because the song is even worse. 677 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,320 Like, honestly, it's a really bad fucking song. 678 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,200 Don't listen to it. 679 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,760 I like it. 680 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:13,220 What we doing next week? 681 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,540 How about Beck? 682 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,760 Which Beck song is it? 683 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:16,800 Oh, Loser. 684 00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:17,280 Oh, yeah. 685 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:17,700 Should we do that? 686 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:18,900 Yeah, I'm out for that. 687 00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:25,920 say goodbye everyone. Bye. Bye. See you next time. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year and a happy 688 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,640 apocalypse. Hope the rest of the apocalypse speaks everywhere. Happy 2021. 689 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:30,780 one.