1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:00,260 Buh- 2 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,820 Oh, sorry. 3 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:32,920 No, it's fine. 4 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,140 Tell me when I'm supposed to speak. 5 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,900 Today we seriously start questioning the sanity of early 6 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:42,580 noughties pop producers who thought sexualising 17-year-old girls 7 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:45,120 is a genius idea that will absolutely not backfire. 8 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,060 We take a deep safeguarding dive into the world of Kelly Kay's baba, 9 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,200 which means drool in English and not baby, 10 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:54,140 which makes this episode 100% more yucky somehow. 11 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:56,540 We've also brought an expert in all things Brazilian. 12 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,300 Say hello to our first podcast guest ever, Ana! 13 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:00,720 Hello! 14 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:02,900 Welcome, Anna. Hello. 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,300 I suppose I'm a specialist because I'm Brazilian, so it just comes with me. 16 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:27,520 The video was released in 2001 and was the first hit of the Portuguese-Brazilian pop star Kelly Kay. 17 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:31,200 It quickly became the biggest hit in Brazil in 2001 to 2002. 18 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,000 Directed by John Els Jr. 19 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,580 A person we could not find much about, 20 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:38,280 except he was somewhat known in Brazil for directing kid-centered films. 21 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,620 It would be ignorant to try and discredit his work and artistry, 22 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,520 but based on the things that we saw, 23 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:46,980 the success of Baba was not relying at all on the music video itself. 24 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,900 What I'm trying to say is his work is shit. 25 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,540 The history of the song itself is what we call in the biz... 26 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,420 It really is. 27 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:25,720 It's what we call in the biz problematic as fuck. The song was inspired by the failing marriage of Kelly Kay to the Brazilian singer Latino. It was a fuck you song and in her words he was treating her like a child and was also an abominable asshole who cheated on her. The song was her way of telling him she's grown up and won't let him treat her that way. Sounds fantastic and empowering, right? When they divorced she was 19 or 20, he was 10 years her senior, they were together for about 6 years and had a child together. 28 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,780 The video itself is, for lack of better words, pretty fucking bad. 29 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:34,620 Just ignoring any potential safeguarding issues, the camera work is abysmal, the dancing is 30 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:37,020 cringeworthy and the acting is non-existent. 31 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:41,160 In short, it is a typical 2001 pop music video. 32 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:47,200 It starts immediately with a high school teacher, played by the Brazilian soap opera star Marcelo 33 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:52,159 Novaez, trying to teach his lesson but the sight of knees and sternum are just too much for him to 34 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,780 take because he keeps gawking at his female student, Kelly Kaye. 35 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:58,360 Someone please give this guy an edition of Nuts Magazine, please. 36 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:00,820 Can I just give her... 37 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,720 Her name is Kelly Key. 38 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:08,240 Key as in key in English because that's her stage name because a guy told her he's going 39 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,920 to be the key to her success. 40 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,040 Wow. 41 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,440 Oh, wow. 42 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,380 I just thought I should let you know. 43 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,000 We apologize to Kelly Kaye. 44 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,500 We are dumb, dumb, dumb. 45 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,700 We should have checked out before we started this podcast. 46 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,720 I think I said it correct. 47 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,000 So joke's on you. 48 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,160 Robert, you knew. 49 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,540 Dave, do you remember what you said? 50 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:34,900 No, I'll just leave this explanation in and then that covers us because we're professionals. 51 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,800 There are occasional scenes of Kaylee and some male background dancers dancing in a school 52 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,140 hallway. 53 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:45,680 And it's also an incredibly awkward striptease dance routine marked as a dream sequence, I 54 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:45,920 guess. 55 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:50,780 And then the literal money shot at teacher spying his student and taking photos of her 56 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:51,200 at night. 57 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:57,800 And the video has so many problems and can someone please, please page Freud on this one because I'm at my wit's end. 58 00:03:58,340 --> 00:03:59,500 Hi Anna, how are you? 59 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:02,500 Hi, I'm good. How are you? 60 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,900 Are you having a good apocalypse? 61 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:09,820 I am enjoying my apocalypse indeed, yes. I feel like the dystopic future has arrived. 62 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:16,579 Was part of your bucket list to make three people suffer by watching this video? Because you succeeded. Well done. 63 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:18,600 You know what they say, misery loves company. 64 00:04:20,859 --> 00:04:26,540 I was saying to Anna beforehand, if you don't think about the lyrics or the video, it is actually catchy as fuck. 65 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,960 Is it though? It's pretty bad. 66 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,620 I think so. I was kind of having to stop myself dancing along to it. 67 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:35,360 I think the melody of it is really catchy, it's really sticky. 68 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,360 And I think it's one of the reasons why it was such a big hit. 69 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,080 Because it does stick to you. 70 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,460 Since I started showing this video clip to you guys, I was just being stuck to my head. 71 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,040 Just can't get out of it. 72 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,800 So what age range was it popular with at the time? 73 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:53,080 Like what was the core audience of Kelly Key? 74 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:58,660 Like early teens, I would say, like really quite young people. 75 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:05,480 Like I would say maybe between 13 to 16, I would say it was quite her core audience. 76 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,140 And I was a part of it. 77 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,220 I was not such a big fan of her when I was growing up, 78 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:16,180 but I was certainly exposed to the full blown sensation that was Kelly Key 79 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,980 when she just exploded in the media. 80 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,260 And it was massive. 81 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,720 I don't believe there is a single Brazilian soul that was born, 82 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,940 that was like sentient at that moment in time 83 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,820 that doesn't know Baba as a song. 84 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,580 And it's massive. 85 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:32,120 So why? Do you have any explanation for this? 86 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:33,920 Because it's for all intents and purposes, 87 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,500 it's a pretty cookie cut pop song. 88 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,480 Like for the time, it resonated really well. 89 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,300 She was also drawing a lot of inspirations from, 90 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,160 especially like Britney Spears. 91 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:49,320 If you think about some of her video clips of like her as a school girl, 92 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:55,820 around early 2000s and like oops i did it again and all of those things that the aesthetic is quite 93 00:05:56,180 --> 00:06:03,520 similar and this kind of idea of like a young girl uh exploring her her sexual needs in in a weird 94 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:08,640 way like that as you know like making sure that the the world understood that the young girls were 95 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:15,260 sexual beings in a way that you had that awareness it was kind of a big thing at the time um if you 96 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:21,200 think maybe about even like uh spice girls and uh think about the success of the song when two become 97 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:26,620 one uh and how a lot of little girls wouldn't know what they were singing and then nowadays you look 98 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:34,020 back i was like oh wow um that kind of mentality for it but she had a lot of support from a lot of 99 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:40,459 people like her ex-boyfriend latino he's massive in brazil and the the guy who is in the video clip 100 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:47,460 as well Marcelo Mavaes uh he he's like from Globo which is the main tv station in Brazil the main 101 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:54,380 opinion forming tool in Brazil so him being there was a big thing like wasn't it like a single person 102 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,640 just kind of raising a bit of eyebrows and being like yeah it's not should we look into those that 103 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:04,800 guy he sounds a bit dingy uh they wasn't really raising eyebrows to her success per se there was 104 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:10,440 certain other things that later down in her career that influenced how people viewed her but 105 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:13,840 At the time, it's weird to explain. 106 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:17,700 Brazil is a very weird place, especially when it comes to sexuality 107 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:23,460 and when it comes to how that's portrayed, especially on TV and on the media. 108 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:28,740 Now, you have to think that this time, what was showing at 4 o'clock in the afternoon 109 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:31,880 or maybe earlier than that was something called the banheiro do Gugu, 110 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:37,820 which is Gugu's bathtub in which they used to throw soaps into a hot tub 111 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,560 and then put a man and a woman. 112 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:47,500 The woman in a very small bikini and a thong and the guy in speedos. 113 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,860 And they had to try and stop each other from removing soaps from the tub. 114 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,380 So this is basically like Teletubbies. 115 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,280 Brazilian Teletubbies. 116 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:03,440 If you see about all the music, how it is, and we have a lot of highly sexualized music. 117 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:10,620 But because I grew up in that environment, it was really not something that would raise that many eyebrows. 118 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:16,260 I don't know. Maybe I was quite sheltered as well because I was quite young and I didn't quite see it that way. 119 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,980 But I don't remember it being that problematic. 120 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:23,800 It was more of a like, oh, have you seen they're like fighting Kelly Key and Latino, these two big names. 121 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:29,180 Oh, what's going on? Not so much. Oh, my God, she's underage. He's an asshole. What's going on? 122 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,120 I think when I was younger, I never really thought about kind of the possibly darker side of showbiz. 123 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:35,479 Maybe it's only kind of looking at it with adult eyes. 124 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,300 You're a bit like, oh, that's a bit dodgy. 125 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,940 Yeah, I think it's really a product of its time. 126 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:44,060 But that mixed, so it's like Brazilian deep-seated culture 127 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:49,020 mixed with international influences of what was Britney Spears 128 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,140 and like Madonna a lot for her at the time. 129 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,400 There was that kind of like sexually charged persona 130 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,860 and of like taking, almost like taking ownership of that, 131 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,680 which at the time was very much the vibe of like pop music. 132 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:04,560 So yeah, it's just very interesting. 133 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:09,600 I don't have any issue with her being 17 or 18 and singing about like, 134 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,580 look at me and draw over me or whatever. 135 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:15,220 It's not my favorite type of music, but that's not my problem. 136 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:19,880 The problem is that her husband married her when she was 14 or like 13 and he was 24. 137 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:25,880 And in any way, shape or form, you look at it, there was a very big power difference 138 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,260 and also child grooming. 139 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,720 And I just kind of like, I was looking at her stuff nowadays. 140 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,120 Obviously, again, I can't understand what she's saying. 141 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:38,120 But she seems that she's at peace with everything. 142 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,880 At least it seems that way. 143 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:44,700 But I just kind of keep on feeling like, I just feel, is no one questioning this guy? 144 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:50,960 Because I honestly can't see a situation where someone will be in mid-20s and will go chase 145 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,380 over people who just turned like teens, if you get what I mean. 146 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,000 Yeah, I see where you're coming from. 147 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:08,360 But I mean, from the things that I found as like trying to look up a bit more about not just how I saw this whole thing, but how the rest of Brazil perceived this slap on Latino's face. 148 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,360 But I really couldn't find that much about it. 149 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:22,940 What I did find was that, like, later in 2011, she became an ambassador for a charity, a Brazilian charity, against pedophilia. 150 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:36,900 And that helped people to, like, recognize the differences between, you know, like, actually caring for someone and being abusive towards someone and helping people to make those choices and to denounce people that might be acting in a bad way towards it. 151 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,380 And like she used her image as someone who has been through that. 152 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:45,940 But like I've never seen anything of like her getting back at Latino for that. 153 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:52,980 But I know that she has used what has happened to her in the past as a spokesperson to help other people. 154 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:58,420 But never I've seen something between the two of them like nowadays or rehashing it. 155 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:05,940 Just him being really creepy and saying that like she was the love of his life like not that long ago. 156 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,260 that he has never been able to love anyone like her. 157 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,400 But I have not found any pronunciations 158 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,880 from Kelly Key herself regarding that. 159 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,060 If that's covered the CD backstory. 160 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:31,640 Yes. 161 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,740 I think it does a bit. 162 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:34,680 Yeah, so the video. 163 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,080 It's a video. 164 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:36,600 exists. 165 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:37,540 It exists. 166 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:38,820 It does remind me 167 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,720 quite a lot of 168 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:40,500 was it 169 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,080 Hit Me Baby 170 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:41,700 One More Time 171 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,360 the one where 172 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,180 Britney Spears was 173 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,140 schoolgirl and shit. 174 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:44,720 It does kind of 175 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:45,580 look like a sort of 176 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:46,580 Brazilian interpretation 177 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,260 of that I guess. 178 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:47,840 Yeah I think 179 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,020 very much that 180 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:49,660 that's like 181 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:50,740 totally the aesthetic 182 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,100 that they were going for 183 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,560 was the Hit Me Baby 184 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,120 One More Time 185 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:54,980 kind of look 186 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:55,380 and like 187 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:56,900 schoolgirl being sassy 188 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:57,460 and like 189 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,620 caressing a pen 190 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,160 kind of thing. 191 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,460 Harassing a pen. 192 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:02,840 She caressed 193 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:03,680 a lot of pens 194 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,060 in that. 195 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:04,800 She did. 196 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:11,840 So she caresses the desk, she caresses her thighs, she caresses the pen, and then she bites the pen. 197 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:13,300 Very sexy. 198 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,780 All our pens must be chewed up the fuck. 199 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,360 What class is that? 200 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,740 What are they being taught? 201 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,480 All they seem to be doing is chewing their pens. 202 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,500 And I don't know, I'd quite like to see that teacher's identification. 203 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,020 I just want to make sure he's actually a teacher. 204 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:33,840 Anna, can you please explain to us and our audience, how do Brazilian schoolrooms look like? 205 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,100 Because like this video, it looks like the bathroom. 206 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:43,020 I'm actually really the worst possible person to do that because I went to a weird school. 207 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,900 I didn't go to traditional teaching. 208 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:48,920 I went to a Montessori school where we all seated in groups. 209 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:53,040 But from my understanding, that's the look of a schoolroom. 210 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:54,580 Oh, really? 211 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:55,960 There goes my theory. 212 00:12:56,110 --> 00:13:00,700 Quite sterile, like really like a bit more like white rooms, like blank walls. 213 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,960 you might have a bit higher up windows. 214 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:08,800 And at the time, it would have been fans on the walls and clocks, that kind of thing. 215 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,240 But yeah, I did not go to traditional schooling. 216 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,060 Maybe part of my weirdness is to be blamed for that. 217 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,080 Maybe part of my lack of understanding of Kelly Key's video clip. 218 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:25,900 But I do remember impersonating her in school and doing the whole removing, 219 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,300 like letting my hair fall down the shoulders and making faces. 220 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,060 I do remember doing that. 221 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:34,300 My theory was that they just didn't have any space. 222 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:38,700 So they just shot the whole thing in the, basically, the toilets. 223 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:43,620 Because all the other classrooms were full of students trying to, you know, do classes and shit. 224 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,480 But apparently not the case. 225 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,100 The shots where they're just filming that she's dancing for him, 226 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,420 they're all just doing it all in the same room and then filming through the window. 227 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,980 But they're both in the same room. 228 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,460 There's no two different rooms. 229 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,640 there was not a lot of budget. 230 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,000 I think all the budget they had, 231 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,740 they went to get the actor guy, 232 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:05,920 Marcelo Nevis. 233 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,000 They got their money swore. 234 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:08,820 Creepy. 235 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,020 Oh, thank you. 236 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,060 Oh, he is like, 237 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,900 he's like one of like the good guys. 238 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:13,540 I don't know how, 239 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,220 how do they say like in films in here, 240 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,280 you have like a profile casting 241 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,520 and they're always like the good guys, 242 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:19,100 the heroes. 243 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,300 Yeah, like proper hero kind of thing. 244 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,360 So in the soap operas, 245 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,580 he was always like the good guy. 246 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,640 Always gets the girl. 247 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,060 Bear in mind a lot of the time, 248 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:26,920 actors just, 249 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,700 they get jobs off their agents 250 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,080 they don't really know what they're in for i don't think we could really hold it against them too much 251 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:40,240 he just can't have a look on his face of what have i got into here so it's just a paycheck i think he 252 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:45,540 was just loving this whole thing i the vibe that i got is um kelly just sort of had this look in her 253 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:50,280 eyes that she just wanted to kill him like there wasn't like any there wasn't like a connection 254 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:56,860 between them or any sort of um indication that you know there was like a spark she just looked dead 255 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:01,220 in the eyes and just I don't know I just got that vibe that she just I don't know maybe she was the 256 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,940 smartest one here she does have a bit of a femme fatale vibe to her I guess like she's trying to 257 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,560 lure him in so she can like smack him over the head with a hammer or some shit like that oh she's 258 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:14,000 like the black widow yeah yeah she's gonna eat him certainly trying to put herself in like a position 259 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:18,680 of power definitely that's going on in there but of course she was really young when she did that 260 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:24,740 coming to like a femme fatale position when you're 17 it's not always the easiest no who hasn't been 261 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:30,740 there really you might think you're all that so my next question towards Anna is um did everyone 262 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:39,060 in like in the early 2000s in Brazil like did all teens dress as they came out of Cisco music videos 263 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:47,100 uh not everyone but I believe we all kind of aspired to nice I mean there were different groups 264 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:53,620 of people you know but there was something very like naughty's uh look about it and that kind of 265 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,340 like American school kind of look. 266 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,560 It was very in because Think About It, 267 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,400 Bring It On was just coming out 268 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,760 roughly around that time. 269 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,260 Mean Girls came out in 2005, 270 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,240 but before that you had all of the 271 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,840 American Pie ones 272 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,500 and you had just so much of that 273 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,920 and you just kind of like aspired 274 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,100 to that kind of look of a mix 275 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,740 between maybe Britney Spears and Blink-182. 276 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,080 Wow, this is a part of culture 277 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,940 that completely got missed in Bulgaria. 278 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,500 It's a little bad, obviously, 279 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,020 But yeah, I would have never gotten the reference for Bring It On specifically. 280 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:31,420 Well, I personally think Bring It On is a fantastic film. 281 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:32,980 Oh, I'm sure you do. 282 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,440 Dancers, yes, dancers. 283 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,980 they happened as well i guess well just apparently like those dancers that was like the first time 284 00:16:57,070 --> 00:17:02,080 they casted dancers for for kelly key and the loads of them are still working with her and they they 285 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,100 formed like uh that was her very first video clip so they started working there and they should they 286 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,720 still working together apparently loads of them um so she's just like in the reaction video that 287 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:17,819 nelly was talking about she's like pointing then oh yeah this person oh my god he was so young oh 288 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:23,900 you're still working together now blah blah blah um but yeah apparently they were not very well 289 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:30,220 paid for that video but because of their commitment they took them on tour and then they were like all 290 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,740 bonuses and all of those things so like as like okay thank you for your investment of your time 291 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:40,320 and then they formed this this bond with them which is it sounds quite nice uh and for the start of it 292 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:45,100 for like a start of a career but the dancing seems fine i don't know much about that although i did 293 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:49,760 notice during some of the dance moves, the actual frame of the video moves, which I thought 294 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,340 was kind of cool. 295 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,260 Oh, I heard that. 296 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,240 It's very staggering, isn't it? 297 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,380 I just find it really jarring. 298 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,260 Like the way it kind of like zooms in and out and in and out in the rhythm of the music. 299 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,240 And even if it doesn't matter if they're good dancers or not, because you can't quite tell 300 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,640 if they're making mistakes or not. 301 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,220 So the auto-tuning of dancing. 302 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,340 Put in the notes here, Nellie, David's thoughts on auto-tuning. 303 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:09,620 Yes. 304 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,620 Generally, I think it's basically a cancer. 305 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,260 Nice. 306 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,960 It's not actually too bad in this one, to be honest. 307 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:16,760 It sounds like it. 308 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,720 I don't know if it's just the way she sings, 309 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:19,980 that it sounds that way, 310 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,400 or is it just actually auto-tuned as fuck? 311 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,360 I'd have to listen to it again, 312 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,340 but I think it does sound like there's been a little bit used, 313 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,160 but it's not done the kind of, you know, 314 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,580 the thing that's all arranged just now 315 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,540 of just having overpowering auto-tune over everything. 316 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,060 Yeah, no, her newest thing is ridiculously auto-tuned. 317 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,240 She just put out a new video clip actually this week, 318 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,040 and oh my God, it's a whole new world of auto-tuning. 319 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:46,140 in Baba you can see she's almost trying to do that husky voice a bit like a Britney kind of thing 320 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,380 yeah so she was going for that kind of vibe but yeah now she's just like nah 321 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,380 altitude it's it's a tool for correcting small mistakes and it's become a stylistic thing 322 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,240 which you can argue either way is good or bad but personally not a fan I feel that if you're 323 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:11,060 gonna have it as a main feature then I can only kind of excuse Cher for that because she started 324 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,720 whole thing she's she's she's allowed to do she's fighting to use auto tuner as a main feature in 325 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:21,920 my head anyway sure i can do what the fuck she likes should we talk about the money shot 326 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:27,160 yeah when you when you called our literal money shot on the notes i was like oh god paging don't 327 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:34,000 you're afraid it is it literally is like there's a zoom like i think you mentioned that it's a 328 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:39,280 you know it's like it's literally like zooming in like the lens is that a bit of filmic sexual 329 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:43,700 innuendo or am I giving the filmmakers far too much credit here no it's absolutely like innuendo 330 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:49,460 as fuck you're saying when the camera zooms into her and you can see the zoom of the lens is growing 331 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:54,380 yeah yeah yeah yeah I think that's my favorite part of the whole video clip 332 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:59,660 it's like peter gabriel all over again oh yeah you haven't heard that yeah yeah but you'll 333 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:04,960 understand that when it comes out in like two years time honestly like the last four episodes 334 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:10,040 we've had just basically about sex because yeah when it comes down to it all music is about sex 335 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,340 all music is either about sex or drugs no exceptions 336 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:32,640 okay neil talk about that that one shot please yeah that that that all makes no sense no sense 337 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:34,640 whatsoever. Technically it wouldn't work. 338 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,580 None of the photos would turn out. It felt like he was 339 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,520 just using it as the 340 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,560 he didn't have binoculars 341 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,640 so he just whipped out his camera 342 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,480 and then started zooming in 343 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,280 to her when she's across the way. 344 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,420 Plus I find it's a bit of a conflict of interest 345 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,300 if she's her neighbour. 346 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,160 Or she's his neighbour. 347 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,680 I did kind of find it a bit hilarious when 348 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,560 I think the idea with him 349 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,420 he's trying to do it on the fly 350 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,380 you know look really sneaky you know 351 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:04,920 and it felt like he was talking to someone else on the phone but am i right thinking he's talking 352 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:09,560 to her on the phone yeah i only only noticed the hands-free headset or earphone or whatever 353 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,160 you're like after the third time and i was like wait a minute yeah i was i was the same the first 354 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:19,380 the first couple of times watching this i was thinking who's he talking to on the phone he's 355 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,260 she's also talking to someone on the phone they can't be talking to each other because 356 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,880 he keeps on kind of looking like you know through the camera then you know out through the camera and 357 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,160 it felt like you know someone who's just trying to get 358 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,960 a you know like a peek without being caught 359 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,220 but I think it's he's talking to 360 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,180 Kelly and she's sort of 361 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,020 she's grooming him 362 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:38,440 she's 363 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:39,800 yeah 364 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:44,040 she's definitely she calls him the whole thing 365 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:45,360 she calls him from her 366 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,980 hands-free headset so she can 367 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,080 keep caressing herself 368 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,000 while dancing for him because she wants 369 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,940 to show off she's just like look at this 370 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,000 just look though you can't touch this 371 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,940 but look look and drool 372 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,640 look and drool at me 373 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,840 yes that's the whole point 374 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,720 of thing is she wants him 375 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:06,380 to stare at her I really think 376 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,820 they should have went to fall out and had 377 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,320 some drooling in the video 378 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,140 I think I would have had it too 379 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,580 if you pay attention 380 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:16,920 to the close shots of 381 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,480 her mouth when she's singing 382 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,040 baby you can see 383 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,800 there's like strands of drool 384 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,920 there really so the drool is 385 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:30,540 present is it yeah oh my god see that actually helps when someone's seen the video so many times 386 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:35,600 it actually knows it by heart which i refuse to just the third watch because it's such a 387 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:41,880 video yeah well this kind of fits in with uh anna sent us over the translation of the lyrics i'll 388 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:45,240 just read them out i might cut this out because it'll probably be embarrassing but i'll try uh 389 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:49,800 you didn't believe you didn't even look at me said i was too young for you but now i've grown up you 390 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:54,780 want to date me you didn't believe you didn't even notice said i was too young for you but now i've 391 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:58,720 grown up you want to date me i won't believe this false love who just wants to evade me and 392 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:04,800 fool evade me and fool me this is deceiving and not to say i'm bad i'll let you look at me just 393 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:12,200 look just look drool drool baby look at what you missed drool the child grew up well done to you 394 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:21,280 now i'm more me this is for you to learn never to snub me again baby okay i'm done 395 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,260 this is priceless 396 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,460 I love you reading this 397 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,980 this has just made us 398 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,920 that should be on your 399 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:32,300 tombstone 400 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,940 please put this in the cut 401 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,900 it just makes me too happy 402 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,120 let me get this straight 403 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,080 is she mad at him because 404 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,680 he didn't find her attractive when she was a kid 405 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,000 that's the vibe I was getting from the lyrics 406 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,540 that's what you get from the lyrics 407 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:57,200 that she was like as a child or like as an underaged she was like oh yeah come to me come to me and 408 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:02,100 then he was like no no no you're too young you're too young and now that she's grown up and he's into 409 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:12,620 her she's like no look but can't touch drew um it actually makes me very angry i'm sorry just the 410 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:18,460 whole existence of this song makes me so fucking angry i think that the whole gist of it was more to 411 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:25,400 do it like um her ex latino treating her as a child and not respecting her and snubbing her 412 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:30,380 she was a child she was literally a child well but yeah she was a child yeah but well he treated 413 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:36,180 her as a child but not enough of a child because they were in a relationship so he she was in an 414 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:42,480 adult relationship but being treated as a child and i think that that was the problem for her was 415 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:48,400 she not like 14 yep well yeah they moved in they moved in together when she was 16 but they 416 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:54,720 started when she was 14 like 13 14 and they had a child together you know before they turned before 417 00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:59,400 she turned 18 yeah they had a child together when she was 17 oh geez it's a bit awkward doesn't it 418 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:06,800 yeah yeah there there is there is a good side uh well hear me out here uh there's a good side that 419 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,980 anna was talking about earlier where she knew that um kelly key has grown up she has part of an 420 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:15,860 organization which is kind of fighting that kind of thing so that's a silver lining i guess of the 421 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:24,600 backstory and she also did a campaign advert for um a condom for the carnival and i think it was 422 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:35,100 2003 2000 yeah 2003 where uh she says that uh sex without a condom only drew baby only drew 423 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:42,680 she was always on brand you can look you can just look and drill you can't touch me and there was 424 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:47,560 like a whole massive campaign for using condoms because if you are not wearing a condom you should 425 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:54,340 just like look and drool instead uh which uh i thought it was hilarious uh but yes you should 426 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:59,640 then use her her history like to to kind of uh as a stepping stones which is which is a good thing 427 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:04,300 because it's a fucked up history uh do you have any snails or trucking oh no just like her transition 428 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,700 between the shopping mall and then the school and then like the way suddenly everything goes dark and 429 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,820 It's just the two of them and she's seducing him. 430 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:15,880 And then suddenly she's like giving him a call and like teasing him. 431 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:21,260 And I just find the way that transitions between one segment to the other just so blatantly obvious. 432 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,400 And it's just so funny. 433 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,940 I just can't get over it. 434 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:28,000 When you say that you like it, do you mean in terms of it's so bad, it's good? 435 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,540 Or do you actually mean that you like it, like it? 436 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:34,940 I feel that this kind of things get tangled up in my head, Nelly. 437 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,380 You know, I have a thing for the delightfully bad. 438 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:43,360 Yes, that is true. This is why I'm just trying to figure out whether, like, where is this line on which side? 439 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:47,920 I don't know which one it is. I think it's just so bad. It's good. 440 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,160 Because, you know, at the time, maybe it was good. 441 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:53,140 But nowadays, it's just like, oh, my God, what the hell is going on here? 442 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:53,800 I just love it. 443 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:14,160 review zen i guess first i want to say i'm sorry to both you guys and as well as to our five 444 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:20,440 listeners who might be uh who might go out and seek this uh video it is the literal worst for me 445 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:26,700 and not in a dream kind of way it is bad and the background is disgusting and it raises so many 446 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:32,520 questions that i'm in no way equipped to discuss today and i just really hated the whole experience 447 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:39,180 of the video uh the background story the camera work was bad the ear grinding music uh and i know 448 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:45,140 sometimes when we talk we kind of try to suggest some some things that might improve the video but 449 00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:49,960 in this case i don't think there's anything that could have saved it to be honest and i i from my 450 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:54,240 point of view it just needs to be set on fire thrown in the bin and just start again there's 451 00:27:54,440 --> 00:28:00,700 literally nothing redeemable for me in the video and i know it's kind of like it's obviously early 452 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:08,760 naughty is bad pop music video but it's just uh tell us how you really feel yep next please so 453 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:13,300 when i first seen the 10 second long title card that seemed to use comic sans i knew that was in 454 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:17,400 for something uh something bad i knew it was going to be trouble i think the naughty's charms everywhere 455 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:22,780 but this video is a shit show there's an overuse of vignette and reverse footage unnecessary jump 456 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:28,600 cuts some of which last for five frames i actually counted them so if you blink you'll miss it but to 457 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:33,800 be honest that'll be no bad thing uh to me kelly kelly kelly feels like she's wanting to murder her 458 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,580 teacher um she knows what she wants he knows what she wants and he knows what she wants blood it looks 459 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,960 like if each other is obvious but he clearly can't help himself technically the video isn't great the 460 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:48,520 use of odd angles did scream early 2000s but the constant close-ups of kelly's face didn't provide 461 00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:52,400 enough variety i personally got very bored quickly looking at kelly's dead sold his eyes 462 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:58,580 and this wasn't helped by the mediocre choreography brought uh the video to disappointment which could 463 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,320 for the end of the video, 464 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,680 which could be seen 465 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,420 for the end of the video, 466 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,100 which ended up, 467 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,360 what am I trying to say here? 468 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,220 Look, this video had no point. 469 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:06,120 It was a disappointment. 470 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,660 An absolutely mediocre disappointment. 471 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,680 And the music to me 472 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:10,520 isn't even catchy. 473 00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:12,100 It's not in my head right now, 474 00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:13,180 but that's really probably 475 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,220 because I'm too busy 476 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,440 critiquing the other stuff. 477 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,820 But yeah, not good. 478 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,040 It definitely reminds me 479 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,640 of the kind of, 480 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,700 honestly, this isn't porn films. 481 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,280 It used to be on Channel 5 482 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:23,880 late at night, 483 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,300 back in the 90s and 90s. 484 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,760 Obviously, that's only a reference 485 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,080 that UK people get about figured out. 486 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,640 the video itself 487 00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:31,220 it's kind of 488 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:31,840 it's your standard 489 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:32,720 Britney Spears 490 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:34,320 sort of over-sexualized 491 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,180 pop star bullshit 492 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,060 which is fine 493 00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,120 if you ignore the backstory 494 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:37,580 anyway 495 00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:38,840 and that's all I have to say 496 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,140 about the video 497 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:39,620 the song 498 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,940 I do think the song is catchy though 499 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,620 and it's going to be stuck 500 00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:42,340 in my head for days 501 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,240 so there's that 502 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,740 rather you than me 503 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,760 best and worst parts 504 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,080 I'm past and best parts 505 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,340 I genuinely have nothing 506 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,320 that I like 507 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:50,180 worst 508 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:51,920 would be 509 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:52,720 probably be 510 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,160 the male actor 511 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:54,620 the guy 512 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:56,260 Marcelo Novires 513 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,160 I don't know him as an actor 514 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,960 how he's like IRL acting, 515 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,320 but he just, 516 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:02,800 he's so creepy that it's, 517 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,320 yeah, no thanks. 518 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:04,940 Actually, no, 519 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,380 the whole video is horrible. 520 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,140 I hate all of it. 521 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,880 Would he be equivalent 522 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,340 to Eamon Holmes in the UK? 523 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,300 Eamon Holmes? 524 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:13,660 Yeah. 525 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,680 He's like a TV presenter. 526 00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:16,460 Okay. 527 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,180 I think he'd be more like 528 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,900 equivalent to like 529 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,040 an EastEnders actor, I think. 530 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,060 Like a Phil Mitchell. 531 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:21,880 Yeah. 532 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,360 My favourite part is 533 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,520 awkwardly sped up 534 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:26,640 dancing on the stairs 535 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,580 because I just approve 536 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,380 of people bursting into dance at random i think life would be a lot better if we all did that 537 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,460 and the worst part is once again the teacher because he's he's he's only got one setting 538 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,760 acting wise he just has a constant look of somewhere between mildly aroused and why the 539 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,620 did my agent get me this job and that's him the whole way through the video so that's more fun 540 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,500 yeah i think my favorite part now it's funny because i knew the model of this camera that he 541 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:56,580 was using um so yeah it's a 35 mil point and shoot sumi style camera olympus is 3000 for those who 542 00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,600 really want to know but i couldn't help to notice the pop-up flash was in use this combined shooting 543 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:06,000 an extremely low light and i can tell you as a fact as a professional photographer the photos 544 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:11,300 will look like utter shite most likely they come out as him in the reflection of the window like 545 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:17,240 perving that that's all the photos he's gonna have i i think his mind is occupied with other things 546 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,360 i think he's just wanting to take a picture of the sexy lady not thinking about what's going on 547 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,300 Maybe it's on auto flash. 548 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:27,320 You've really got to get your technical details on point when you're pervin. 549 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,280 That's what I've learned from this video. 550 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:34,060 Yeah, I think the worst part was the really disjointed jumpy editing. 551 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:41,220 Just to me felt like at times there was just like the video had frozen and it took a while to catch up. 552 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,040 I just thought it pretty disorientating. 553 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:47,280 Usually I don't mind, you know, jumpy editing, but this one just really took the biscuit. 554 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:53,600 Well, to me, this video has a foot of nostalgia of times gone by. 555 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:59,360 So I do have, I don't know if it's the advantage or disadvantage of having seen it when it came out. 556 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:09,480 So to me, my favorite part, keep in mind, I have a very weird way to relate whether it's good and bad when something is so bad that it's good. 557 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:21,060 So to me, the best part is by far the lens, the zoom lens coming in and the not at all subtle sexual innuendo going on in there. 558 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:22,980 That to me is fantastic. 559 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:33,260 And to me, I don't know if it's the best part or the worst part, but like the way she caresses things, the way she caresses things because she doesn't know what to do with her hands. 560 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,040 And I think that that's just hilarious. 561 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,620 So I think that might be, they're both the best and the worst parts to me. 562 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:43,020 In the case of this video clip, it's just like one big bundle. 563 00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:52,160 I can't differentiate what's bad or good because it's just one ball of mess that to me makes me feel fuzzy because it's my teenage years. 564 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,560 Nostalgia is a powerful thing. 565 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,560 Oh, very powerful. 566 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:03,740 Even with a nowadays lens, I can completely appreciate how fucked up the whole thing is, but I can't look at it and listen to the song without feeling happy. 567 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,420 Yeah, I think it's a no from me. 568 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:08,840 It's a hell no from me. 569 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,000 It's a very obvious no. 570 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,020 Oh, I like the video. 571 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,980 I think it's brilliant. 572 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,800 It's a piece of its time. 573 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,940 That's why I keep showing to people. 574 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,840 That's why I showed it to you guys. 575 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:22,400 But I have a very weird vision of this kind of thing. 576 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:31,720 So what we do next week then? 577 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,480 Can we do a good song, please? 578 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:37,360 No, have you read the description of the podcast? 579 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:38,140 No, actually not. 580 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:41,320 I suppose you guys could do a good song with a bad video clip. 581 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,240 That's true, that's true. 582 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,220 Haraway Life, that's a tune. 583 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,700 Yeah, let's go for like crazy Europop. 584 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,100 Okay, join us next week where we're going to be watching Life by Haraway. 585 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:52,740 Bye. 586 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:53,660 Bye. 587 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,340 Bye-bye. 588 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,180 Bye. 589 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:56,580 Thank you for having me. 590 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,520 *music*